Amazing conversations

[jadedcobrah]

GAYMANY punches Bromano
GAYMANY: I DO IT OUT OF LOVE THO
BROMANO: Oh.
BROMANO: Hot.
GAYMANY: I know man
GAYMANY is so gay and also german
BROMANO IS SO ... BROTHER-LIKE AND ALSO ITALIAN.
GAYMANY: EPIC
GAYMANY: WE ARE JUST
GAYMANY: EPIC
BROMANO: OH MY GOD
BROMANO: WHERE DID YOU GET THIS WINE.
BROMANO: WHERE DID YOU GET THIS FUCKING WHINE.
BROMANO: ... wine
BROMANO: ... shut up
GAYMANY: XD
GAYMANY: HAHAH YOU STUPID ITALIAN
GAYMANY: YOU ARE WEAK AND I AM STRONG
BROMANO: SHUT UP
GAYMANY: UWAHHEHEHRHHRHRHR
BROMANO: YOU MOTHERFUCKIN HOMO
GAYMANY: BLITZKRIEG OR WHATEVER
GAYMANY: NO U
BROMANO: Oh Gaymany, you know this wouldn't happen if you weren't such a MOTHERFUCKIN' HOMO.
GAYMANY: I AM NOT A HOMO YOU FAGGIT
BROMANO: SAYS THE MAN WHOSE NAME IS
GAYMANY: And I know WHAT wouldn't happen?
BROMANO: ~GAYMANY~
GAYMANY: IT'S A COOINCIDENCE
BROMANO: SHUT UP
BROMANO: IT'S FATE.
GAYMANY: FOR A BRO-MANO YOU SURE ARE A BITCH
GAYMANY makes so much sense OOOOHH
BROMANO: Shut up you homosexual potato bastard.
GAYMANY: Shut up you bratty tomato whore.
BROMANO: At least I'm ~sexy~
GAYMANY: Oh I don't think so
GAYMANY: I am sexier and MANRIER
BROMANO: And bastard-y.
GAYMANY: You such
GAYMANY: Where is your brother? I want to fuck him.
GAYMANY: I mean....I want to
GAYMANY: go
GAYMANY: shopping
GAYMANY: with him
GAYMANY: for
GAYMANY: potato
GAYMANY: accessories
GAYMANY: >____>;
GAYMANY: <____<;
BROMANO: My brother is chilling out with Japun.
BROMANO: talking about tits and shit.
BROMANO: and how they suck.
BROMANO: Yep.
GAYMANY: Yeah you would know
GAYMANY: You suck on Spain's all the time
GAYMANY: OOHH BURN
BROMANO: I suck on EVERYBODIES.
BROMANO: So you can just suck it.
BROMANO: LOLPUN.
GAYMANY: UH NO THANKS
GAYMANY: GROSS
GAYMANY: fag
GAYMANY: >___>;
BROMANO: Shut up.
BROMANO: ~GAYMANY~
BROMANO: like srsly, was your mom on drugs when she named you
BROMANO: ?
GAYMANY: YES
GAYMANY: DON'T REMIND ME
GAYMANY: She was also crazy about cosplay and made my dad dress as Legolas
BROMANO: Oh.
BROMANO: I'm so sorry to hear that.
BROMANO: ...
BROMANO: Not.
GAYMANY: *removes glove and smacks like a bitch*
BROMANO: Goddamn it would you just calm your ass down.
GAYMANY: Hell no
BROMANO: GOD DAMN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU
GAYMANY: I'm german which means I'm permanently ANGRY
BROMANO: oh.
BROMANO: well.
BROMANO: fuck you.
GAYMANY: No
GAYMANY: No
GAYMANY: Get your brother to do that
GAYMANY: I mean
GAYMANY: no
BROMANO: Fssh, you have his cell number, right?
BROMANO: Just call him, for godsakes.
BROMANO: Don't just fucking beat around the bush.
GAYMANY: *whips out pink cell* NOT ONE WORD
BROMANO: Call him and demand him to fuck your ass into SUBMISSION.
GAYMANY: *calls Italy*
GAYMANY: LET ME *BEEP* YOU IN THE *BEEP* WHILE WE *BEEP* TO THE *BEEP* WITH THE *BEEP*ING *BEEPBEEPNEEP*
GAYMANY: Uh huh
GAYMANY: Uh huh
GAYMANY: He says he's coming over = u =
BROMANO: Well you enjoy that.
BROMANO: I'm just going to leave with my eyes intact.
BROMANO WALKS AWAY, DRAMATICALLY.

[✠Kim✝]

[e-mail] (5:54:52 PM): U r on iS I see
[e-mail] (5:54:57 PM): WHAT'S UP WITH THAT SCREEN NAME
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (5:55:25 PM): FAT PREGNANT MAN THATS WHAT
[e-mail] (5:55:30 PM): WHATTTTT
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (5:56:15 PM): YOU HEARD ME
[e-mail] (5:56:33 PM): WHY
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (5:56:46 PM): BECAUSE c:
[e-mail] (5:56:51 PM): BECAUSE WHYYY
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (5:57:57 PM): BECASE FAT PREGNANT MEN ARE AMAZING.. or disturbing IDK
[e-mail] (5:58:12 PM): ...XD WHAT
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (5:58:32 PM): because* AND IDK
[e-mail] (5:58:46 PM): ...PRUSSIA
[e-mail] (5:58:48 PM): WHAT
[e-mail] (5:58:52 PM): WHAT
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (5:59:11 PM): YAH FAT PREGNANT PRUSSIA
[e-mail] (5:59:46 PM): WELL WHICH IS IT?
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (6:00:13 PM): WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! HE'S FAT AND PREGNANT AND HE'S PRUSSIA
[e-mail] (6:00:18 PM): NO
[e-mail] (6:00:21 PM): PICK ONE
[e-mail] (6:00:24 PM): FAT OR PREGNANT
[e-mail] (6:00:26 PM): NOT BOTH
[e-mail] (6:00:34 PM): Cuz fat pregnant people can't tell when they're pregnant.
[e-mail] (6:00:41 PM): LIKE MY SECOND GRADE TEACHER. :U
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (6:01:26 PM): OH LOL. OKAY FINE HE'S JUST FAT. France is the pregnant one who pukes babies. WHAT.
[e-mail] (6:01:35 PM): WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (6:02:13 PM): FRANCE IS PREGNANT AND HE BIRTH THROUGH HIS MOUTH
[e-mail] (6:02:36 PM): WHAT
[e-mail] (6:02:37 PM): WHAT
[e-mail] (6:02:39 PM): WHAT WHAT WHAT
[e-mail] (6:02:45 PM): WHAT
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (6:07:10 PM): UHM IDK
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (6:07:15 PM): IM ON CRACK
[e-mail] (6:07:29 PM): IT WAS BEAUTIFUL
[e-mail] (6:07:32 PM): but still
[e-mail] (6:07:34 PM): ...what
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (6:07:39 PM): idkidk

[haley.]

♫Haley? says:
BBBAAAWWWW OUR FETISH DAY
[c=#97BF39]★[/c]Molii [c=#97BF39]~[/c] says:
>>>>>>>>>>>>:
WE SHOULD HAVE IT LIKE...
RIGHT NOW
♫Haley? says:
........I HAVE A BETTER IDEA
WE
SHOULD
HAVE IT RIGHT NOW
CB
[c=#97BF39]★[/c]Molii [c=#97BF39]~[/c] says:
OH MY
YOU HAVE SUCH AWESOME IDEAS

[jadedcobrah]

Sleepyhead.: I imagined to most kickass idea for an outfit the other dayyy
FATPREGNANTMAN: DO TELL
Sleepyhead.: I WILL DRAW IT INSTEAD
Sleepyhead.: Well actually it was just a skirt but whatever
FATPREGNANTMAN: OKAY
Sleepyhead.: LIKE PIANO KEYS OH SNAP I AM BRILLIANT
FRANCIUM.: THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD MAKE IT COOLER WOULD BE IF IT WORKED LIKE AN ACTUAL PIANO LOLOL
Sleepyhead.: GEHEHE
FRANCIUM.: ... I bet Austria would buy twelve of them.
FRANCIUM.: WAIT
FRANCIUM.: no
Sleepyhead.: Hell yes
FRANCIUM.: not twelve
FRANCIUM.: ONE MILLION

wait this is not amazing or is it dundundunnn

[jadedcobrah]

Mom: *talking about King Of The Hill* The stupid one figured it out first.

Dad: OH, haha.

*commercial about movies*

Old guy on commercial: me and my cat want to watch a scary movie!

Jimmy: That cat is so fake.

Me: ... The stupid one figured THAT out!

Dad: OH MY GOD. Funny. Mean, but funny.


it was glorious.

[haley.]

[c=#97BF39]★[/c]Molii [c=#97BF39]~[/c] says:
...oh my god
your icon
♫Haley? says:
either one
[c=#97BF39]★[/c]Molii [c=#97BF39]~[/c] says:
i-i need it
♫Haley? says:
dude
i
[c=#97BF39]★[/c]Molii [c=#97BF39]~[/c] says:
right now
♫Haley? says:
i just
[c=#97BF39]★[/c]Molii [c=#97BF39]~[/c] says:
KJASHFDDKASNXKASNXKSNXKJSNKJCSNDKJNFS
♫Haley? says:
i know
I SAW IT
AND CAME... VAST SEAS
[c=#97BF39]★[/c]Molii [c=#97BF39]~[/c] says:
give it to me
♫Haley? says:
IT'S LIKE...
[c=#97BF39]★[/c]Molii [c=#97BF39]~[/c] says:
and i'll be happy forever
GIVE
♫Haley? says:
PRETEND THE EARTH WAS DRAINED OF ALL THE WATER EVER.
[c=#97BF39]★[/c]Molii [c=#97BF39]~[/c] says:
IT
TO
ME
♫Haley? says:
AND THEN
I CAME, AND ALL THE WATER WAS BACK
or some junk.

[haley.]

Haley: I HAD THE MOST IDEA FOR AN AU STORY FOR HETALIA THE OTHER DAY
Habu: but it is made less kickass by the fact that no one has ever heard of itttt
Haley: but i can't write it until I finish C'est La Vie!!
Habu: WHAT WAS THAT MY LOVE?
Tell me
the
secret
Haley: superrrrr
secreettttttt
Habu: s*quidwardface*
Haley: AStrusjiokser
Habu: *eyes*
Haley: Habu I love you so mcuh
Habu: O RLY?
I love your FACE
That's my comeback to everything. u___u
Haley: MY FACE IS SOFT
Habu: And I DO mean everything
*TOUCHES*
Haley: FEEL ITTT
Habu: *TOUCHES HARDER*
Haley: i am going to draw you touching my face
Habu: CAN YOU FEEL THE MAGIC, BABY?
Haley: no it's like
Habu: Allriiiiight
YESS
Haley: my right cheek is so fucking soft
Habu: O bby
*tocuhtouch*
Haley: IT'S LIKE SEX TO YOUR HAND
if you like
touch it and stuff
Habu: *rubs cheek against face or vice versa*
o bby
Haley: *orgasms*
mmm, this is going on RA
Habu: NO BUT SERIOUSLY
yes
ANYWAY
What was your AU idea?
and I will tell you my crossover idea, if you so wish it.

[habu]

OBESEPRUSSIAN: HELLO KIDS
FranciumPants: I ALREADY SAID YOU TARD
OBESEPRUSSIAN: WELL France does have the chin hair going for him
FranciumPants: *SAID HI, YOU TARD
OBESEPRUSSIAN: SHUT UP HOMO
OBESEPRUSSIAN: OH MY GOD
OBESEPRUSSIAN: OH MY GOD
OBESEPRUSSIAN: FRANDED SHOULD HAVE THE CHIN HAIRS WHEN HE'S OLDER
FranciumPants: without his stubble he'd look like a girl, though. I MEAN
FranciumPants: HE HAS KINDA WOMANLY CURVES, at least IMO anyways.
FranciumPants: HE PROBABLY WILL.
OBESEPRUSSIAN: EVERY GUY I DRAW HAS WOMANLY CURVES
OBESEPRUSSIAN: Specially Spain. u__u
FranciumPants: FRANCE DON'T NEED YO' ASS TO HAVE WOMANLY CURVES.
FranciumPants: fact of life.
OBESEPRUSSIAN: I don't think I've ever so much as tried to draw him as man even once
FranciumPants: who cares. Spain makes a damn fine man-with-womanly-curves.
FranciumPants: And Prussia obviously agrees.
FranciumPants: dear Roses, I hate you. I can't draw you. I love you. I hate you. I CAN'T DRAW YOU.
OBESEPRUSSIAN: I
OBESEPRUSSIAN: love you so much right now
OBESEPRUSSIAN: OH MY GOD
OBESEPRUSSIAN: GSGJLSGJS
OBESEPRUSSIAN: SKLGSKLG
OBESEPRUSSIAN: LGSHGHSLG
FranciumPants: wait why
OBESEPRUSSIAN: YOU KNOW THAT VIDEO OF THE FAT KID FREAKING OUT? AND THE FAT NUMA NUMA GUY??
FranciumPants: UM YEAH?
OBESEPRUSSIAN: IMAGINE THOSE...BUT...WITH, LIKE...PRUSSIA'S HEAD BADLY PASTED ON TOP.
SingingLlamas: I LAUGHED
FranciumPants: ...
SingingLlamas: HARD
FranciumPants: OH MY GOD
OBESEPRUSSIAN: XDDD
FranciumPants: JUST
FranciumPants: OHHH MY FUCKING GOD
OBESEPRUSSIAN: MY GENIUS AMAZES EVEN ME SOMETIMES <3
KTF: PUBES
OBESEPRUSSIAN: now why can't I be smart at things that matter even remotely
KTF: or a period? or rose?
OBESEPRUSSIAN: KRYSTAL YOU'RE BRILLIANT
FranciumPants: SSHHSHSSHSHS
FranciumPants: rose.
KTF: why thank you
FranciumPants: it's a rose.
FranciumPants: he uses roses for censorship.
OBESEPRUSSIAN: IT'S NOT A ROSE ON FRANCE'S GENITALS
FranciumPants: he's just that cool.
OBESEPRUSSIAN: IT'S HIS PUBES
OBESEPRUSSIAN: THEY GROW IN A SHAPE OF A ROSE
OBESEPRUSSIAN: CUZ HE'S FRANCE
FranciumPants: ...
FranciumPants: makes sense I guess
OBESEPRUSSIAN: *nodnod*

[habu]

<sup>[e-mail] 9:20 pm
(9:20:08 PM): IDK MAN
(9:20:13 PM): Let's get on wiff it!
(9:20:19 PM): OK STARTING NOOOOW
(9:20:36 PM): Awwww, Prussia, you're so clumsy! Why'd you have to spill the milk?
Jade 9:20 pm
(9:20:51 PM): ... Because the milk was not being awesome today.
[e-mail] 9:21 pm
(9:21:16 PM): That's no excuse. :I Romano will have a fit if he finds it all over the floor. Now help me clean it up.
Jade 9:21 pm
(9:21:41 PM): I don't wannnnt to clean it up, why can't you do it? |:c
[e-mail] 9:21 pm
(9:21:48 PM): URGH, FINE
(9:21:54 PM): *bends down to clean it up*
(9:22:10 PM): (( oh my god I just found a fic where England turned France into a woman))
Jade 9:22 pm
(9:22:22 PM): *enjoying the view* B]
(9:22:33 PM): (( I KNOW I'VE READ THAT, I fapped so hard *shot* ok not really but it was awesome. ))
[e-mail] 9:22 pm
(9:22:38 PM): Prussia. Stop that. B(
(9:22:42 PM): (( LOL YAY ))
Jade 9:22 pm
(9:22:45 PM): Stop what, exactly~?
[e-mail] 9:23 pm
(9:23:18 PM): Stop staring at my body.
Jade 9:23 pm
(9:23:35 PM): But your body is awesome.
[e-mail] 9:23 pm
(9:23:51 PM): Ohoho, you...^////^
(9:23:58 PM): UH...I MEAN...THAT'S NOT APPROPRIATE.
Jade 9:24 pm
(9:24:20 PM): WELL. The kids aren't here so does it really matter if it's appropriate or not?
[e-mail] 9:24 pm
(9:24:43 PM): ...Kids? What are you talking about?
Jade 9:25 pm
(9:25:10 PM): ... I was talking about Romano and Italy, I WAS NOT IN ANY WAY AT ALL IMPLYING THAT WE HAD CHILDREN TOGETHER.
Jade 9:25 pm
(9:25:18 PM): (( ... or maybe they did. *shot* ))
[e-mail] 9:25 pm
(9:25:37 PM): (( Oh they really did ))
(9:26:01 PM): Well, I suppose....if that's the case. *chews lip* Won't you let me see your duckie boxers? 8'D
Jade 9:26 pm
(9:26:16 PM): ... All you have to do is ask. *rips pants off*
(9:27:00 PM): Behold, ladies and gentlemen, my manliness.
[e-mail] 9:27 pm
(9:27:05 PM): Oooohhhhh *swoons&
Jade 9:28 pm
(9:28:00 PM): Hey, Careful! Don't want you to slip and fall into the milk, now do we?
[e-mail] 9:28 pm
(9:28:40 PM): Uh....No
(9:29:00 PM): (( OH GOD WHEN YOU SAID MILK I IMMEDAITELY THOUGHT "BOOBS" WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME?))
Jade 9:29 pm
(9:29:10 PM): (( EVERYTHING but I like it that way. ))
[e-mail] 9:29 pm
(9:29:42 PM): (( OH...OH YOU. <33))
Jade 9:29 pm
(9:29:44 PM): Exactly~
[e-mail] 9:30 pm
(9:30:02 PM): *climbs into Prussia's lap* Hehehehe
Jade 9:30 pm
(9:30:18 PM): (( how can he do that Prussia's not even sitting down ))
[e-mail] 9:30 pm
(9:30:52 PM): (( He's just that powerful. He can cling to prussia's waist because he has strong stripper-legs.))
Jade 9:31 pm
(9:31:04 PM): (( oh that makes sense then ))
(9:31:24 PM): ... *pets* awesome.
[e-mail] 9:31 pm
(9:31:56 PM): *Purrs* ohohohoh Gil.
[e-mail] 9:32 pm
(9:32:05 PM): (( Im melting. Jus tFYI ))
Jade 9:32 pm
(9:32:13 PM): (( I enjoy making you melt, bro. ))
[e-mail] 9:32 pm
(9:32:38 PM): (( ohoho))
Jade 9:33 pm
(9:33:03 PM): Mm, yes Antonio~?
[e-mail] 9:33 pm
(9:33:28 PM): I...I....let's do it.
Jade 9:33 pm
(9:33:49 PM): ... I'm ready and willing if you are.
[e-mail] 9:34 pm
(9:34:13 PM): *strips out of shirt*
Jade 9:34 pm
(9:34:35 PM): *IS NAKED ALREADY because he's quick when it comes to getting laid*
[e-mail] 9:34 pm
(9:34:48 PM): Are you ready to RUMBLE?
(9:34:51 PM): *removes pants*
Jade 9:35 pm
(9:35:06 PM): I've been ready for years now. *eyes*
[e-mail] 9:35 pm
(9:35:13 PM): Oh...Oh Gil.
(9:35:24 PM): *swoons from Romantic fantasies coming true*
Jade 9:35 pm
(9:35:31 PM): (( I'M GRINNING LIKE A PERVERSE TACO ON CRACK. ))
[e-mail] 9:35 pm
(9:35:40 PM): (( I'M PRAYING DAD DOESN"T SEE LOL ))
Jade 9:36 pm
(9:36:11 PM): (( I'M PRAYING MINE DOESN'T EITHER BUT WHO GIVES A SHIT YAAAY ))
[e-mail] 9:36 pm
(9:36:38 PM): (( YEAAAHHERHHGHG WE WON'T GET GRAPHIC OR NOTHING SO IT MATTERS NOT. ^ u ^ ))
Jade 9:36 pm
(9:36:50 PM): (( EXACTLY, BRO. ))
[e-mail] 9:36 pm
(9:36:57 PM): (( *BROFIST* ))
(9:38:15 PM): (( Oh my god I just had a muchos grande idea ))
Jade 9:38 pm
(9:38:25 PM): (( SI SENOR? ))
[e-mail] 9:38 pm
(9:38:51 PM): (( KELLY FROM SHOES WITH A BADLY PHOTOSHOPPED POLAND'S HEAD ONTO IT ))

Jade 9:39 pm
(9:39:11 PM): (( EVERYONE HAS THOUGHT OF THAT ALREADY I'M SURE But it's still brilliant every time. ;u; ))
[e-mail] 9:39 pm
(9:39:38 PM): (( WE SHALL SEE. Continue with the RP, Princess. I love calling you princess. Shaddup. ))
Jade 9:41 pm
(9:41:02 PM): (( I DUNNO WHAT TO DO/SAY BRO gimmi an idea or something ))
[e-mail] 9:41 pm
(9:41:21 PM): (( ....HOW ABOUT WHAT I ALWAYS END UP SAYING? ))
Jade 9:41 pm
(9:41:35 PM): (( ... which is ...? ))
[e-mail] 9:42 pm
(9:42:27 PM): ((...LET'S MAKE BABIES? ))
Jade 9:42 pm
(9:42:37 PM): (( ... really. ))
(9:42:54 PM): (( can you honestly say you can imagine Prussia saying that so vividly and clearly? ))
[e-mail] 9:43 pm
(9:43:33 PM): (( ......yes. Yes I can. Though my imagination says he says it with a kind of scary and dark face and voice. :U ))
Jade 9:43 pm
(9:43:46 PM): (( ......... ok then works for me. ))
(9:44:02 PM): Lets make some babies.
[e-mail] 9:44 pm
(9:44:40 PM): OH BABY I WAS HOPING YOU'D SAY THAT
(9:44:43 PM): *makes out with*
Jade 9:45 pm
(9:45:21 PM): *MUFFLED MOANING SOUNDS AND OTHER SHIT YOU HEAR WHEN AVERAGE TEENAGERS MAKE OUT IN CARTOONS AND SHIT LIKE THAT*
[e-mail] 9:45 pm
(9:45:46 PM): * OH BABY *
(9:45:53 PM): (( lol what now?))
Jade 9:46 pm
(9:46:31 PM): *and then they did it. and it was hot. and little did they know Monaco was hiding in a nearby closet, filming it all, because Hungary was busy with France and England. and it was a beautiful ending.*
[e-mail] 9:47 pm
(9:47:36 PM): * and Ceiling Pitcairn watched as well. And then her drool hit Spain on the forehead. And he looked up and screamed like a woman. And Prussia kicked her out. Literally. And her behind was never the same again. And then two weeks later she hit puberty. Finally. Which sucked. The End.*
Jade 9:48 pm
(9:48:06 PM): *and then six months later it turned out that Spain was pregnant. gasp.*
[e-mail] 9:48 pm
(9:48:36 PM): * oh no you didn't but yes you did and god dammit now you've filled me with the irresistable urge to create PrusSpain spawn*
Jade 9:48 pm
(9:48:52 PM): *I did that on purpose you know.*
[e-mail] 9:49 pm
(9:49:29 PM): * just to make me feel like a manwhore? Or to get me to do it because you're curious? *
Jade 9:49 pm
(9:49:44 PM): *the latter.*
[e-mail] 9:49 pm
(9:49:54 PM): * I knew it. *
[e-mail] 9:50 pm
(9:50:09 PM): * if I want to draw it before bed I have to get off soon but I don't wanna. *
Jade 9:50 pm
(9:50:24 PM): *sad life*
[e-mail] 9:50 pm
(9:50:36 PM): * OTL*
Direct IM session initiated. What is this? 9:50 pm
[e-mail] 9:50 pm
(9:50:45 PM): * It looks like a fart lmao. OTL*
Jade 9:50 pm
(9:50:56 PM): *a hot fart*
[e-mail] 9:51 pm
(9:51:02 PM): OTL******
(9:51:06 PM): * DIARRHEA*
(9:51:20 PM): * IS THIS GOING ON THE AMAZING CONVO THREAD? If not, it should be. *
Jade 9:51 pm
(9:51:21 PM): EW SPAIN I THINK YOU HAVE DIARRHEA
(9:51:35 PM): (( ....... wth was that, self? ))
[e-mail] 9:51 pm
(9:51:35 PM): NO I DON'T IT'S JUST PUKE OUT MY ASS
Jade 9:51 pm
(9:51:41 PM): ... oh ok. awesome.
[e-mail] 9:51 pm
(9:51:44 PM): (( IDK MAN DK ))
(9:52:01 PM): No it's not awesome. I could be DYING! All the tomatos I eat could be KILLING ME!
(9:52:07 PM): THEY HAVE SUCH ADVERSE EFFECTS!
Direct IM session disconnected. What is this? 9:52 pm
[e-mail] 9:55 pm
(9:55:24 PM): (( YOU DIED OH LARD ))
Jade 9:55 pm
(9:55:36 PM): (( no I live ))
[e-mail] 9:55 pm
(9:55:45 PM): ( OH GOOD )
(9:56:47 PM): (( I has four minutes. D: ))
Jade 9:56 pm
(9:56:51 PM): (( BALLS. ))
[e-mail] 9:57 pm
(9:57:01 PM): (( GERMANY'S BALLS? ))
Jade 9:57 pm
(9:57:15 PM): (( rubbed against a telephone pole ))
[e-mail] 9:57 pm
(9:57:32 PM): (( Which Italy happens to smell every night ))
Jade 9:57 pm
(9:57:39 PM): (( and day ))
[e-mail] 9:57 pm
(9:57:45 PM): (( THAT IS IT, GOD DAMMIT, I AM PUTTING THIS ON RA. ))</sup>

[jadedcobrah]

the ending was my favorite part

[jadedcobrah]

Bethan
apps.facebook.com/areyedfffacd?_fb_fromhash=d038e3865f8a0182d559e1db866bc8ac
1:56pmJaded
HAHAHA
XDD LMAO
1:58pmBethan
c:
what are you?
1:58pmJaded
68% French.
And you?
2:01pmBethan
it wouldn't work gimmie a sec
2:02pmJaded
mmk.
2:03pmBethan
more French than you.
93%
93%
2:03pmJaded
I HATE YOU.
SO MUCH.
***ENVVVVVVVY***
2:03pmBethan
xDDD
2:04pmJaded
I-I-I-I-I'M KIDDING I LOVE YOU REGARDLESS OF HOW BRITISH OR FRENCH YOU ARE.
2:04pmBethan
c:

IRONY AT IT'S FINEST

[jadedcobrah]

Bethan
I'm widowed to u nao
2:12pmJaded
what so I'm like
dead now
2:12pmBethan
... yes necrophiliac
2:13pmJaded
oh bloody hell.
2:13pmBethan
ttly
2:13pmJaded
YOU KNOW
IF I EVER REALLY CHANGED MY LAST NAME TO BONNEFOY IRL
AND WE GOT REALLY MARRIED IRL
your last name would be
NEYLAN-FRANCIS-BONNEFOY
it'd be so fucking hilarious
2:14pmBethan
... so'd be yours then
c:
2:14pmJaded
....... that is true.
... THEN I CAN RUN AROUND SAYING 'HI I'M FRANCIS-BONNEFOY' and people will be like
'you are not france, you dumb fuck'
and I'd be all
'I DIDN'T SAY I'M FRANCE. I said I'm Francis-Bonnefoy. *holds up ID*'
adn they'd be all
'HOLY SHIT'
and it'd be beautiful

[jadedcobrah]

JadeDogNightMare (6:57:15 PM): go to sleep.
[e-mail] (6:57:19 PM): ok
[e-mail] (6:57:28 PM): Goodnite love
JadeDogNightMare (6:57:40 PM): HAVE SWEET SWEET SWEET SEXUAL DREAMS
JadeDogNightMare (6:57:43 PM): OF ALL YOUR OTPS
JadeDogNightMare (6:57:44 PM): AND ME
[e-mail] (6:57:45 PM): I'LL TRY
JadeDogNightMare (6:57:47 PM): AND MY OTPS
[e-mail] (6:57:51 PM): OH WHORAY
JadeDogNightMare (6:57:51 PM): AND THEN SOME OF KIMS OTPS
JadeDogNightMare (6:57:53 PM): AND THEN SOME MORE OTPS
[e-mail] (6:57:55 PM): OK OK
JadeDogNightMare (6:57:56 PM): AND AND DOLPHINS
[e-mail] (6:58:01 PM): OK
[e-mail] (6:58:01 PM): I WILL TRY HARD

[jadedcobrah]

JadeDogNightMare (4:19:55 PM): FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF XDDDDD
[e-mail] (4:20:02 PM): XDD I KNOW MAN
JadeDogNightMare (4:23:22 PM): ...
JadeDogNightMare (4:23:24 PM): I just..
JadeDogNightMare (4:23:27 PM): imagined France being all.
[e-mail] (4:23:32 PM): Yessss?
JadeDogNightMare (4:23:41 PM): "... England ... theres a dolphin in my pants... It's really uncomfortable."
[e-mail] (4:23:47 PM): HFSHFHEHHF
[e-mail] (4:23:49 PM): KJHKJSGHSHGSLGHS
[e-mail] (4:23:51 PM): CANON MAN
JadeDogNightMare (4:24:03 PM): I KNOW.
JadeDogNightMare (4:24:05 PM): YES.
JadeDogNightMare (4:24:07 PM): I'm a genius.
[e-mail] (4:24:19 PM): JGGHD yea
JadeDogNightMare (4:24:30 PM): France has a dolphin in his pants and England has a shark.
[e-mail] (4:24:39 PM): Oh dear lord
[e-mail] (4:24:46 PM): WHAT A COMMOTION THAT WILL BE
[e-mail] (4:24:56 PM): AT THE WORLD MEETING THEY WILL STAND TO SHAKE HANDS
[e-mail] (4:25:04 PM): AND THEIR PANTS WILL EXPLODE IN A FRENZY
[e-mail] (4:25:13 PM): BUT MOTHER NATURE IS A MASTER AT QUICK DEMISES
[e-mail] (4:25:20 PM): the Dolphin will not stand a chance
[e-mail] (4:25:21 PM): ....
[e-mail] (4:25:25 PM): What was that EXCUSE ME
JadeDogNightMare (4:25:29 PM): ...
JadeDogNightMare (4:25:30 PM): That ...
JadeDogNightMare (4:25:36 PM): was ...
JadeDogNightMare (4:25:37 PM): ...
JadeDogNightMare (4:25:38 PM): beautiful.
JadeDogNightMare (4:25:40 PM): ....
JadeDogNightMare (4:25:42 PM): this goes on RA
[e-mail] (4:25:43 PM): Thank you
JadeDogNightMare (4:25:43 PM): brb
JadeDogNightMare (4:25:46 PM): putting it there
[e-mail] (4:25:48 PM): It's pretty easy to imagine you see

[✠Kim✝]

         Eng                land!        # says:
*-rage- I WAS WORKING ON THE HANDWRITING MEME AND MY FUCKING COMPUTER SHUTS DOWN AS SOON AS IM DONE
*-sobclings-
*ffffffff
[e-mail] says:
*THAT'S HORRIBLE
         Eng                land!        # says:
*JA. I KNOW.
[e-mail] says:
*I'd cry too if it happened to me
*wait no
*I wouldn't JUST cry
*I'd scream.
*and cry.
*and kick a puppy.
         Eng                land!        # says:
*and would kick a puppy too. but if i kicked my puppy i would get sucked into her stomach :c
[e-mail] says:
*that's why you should kick France
*he's an easy puppy to kick
*plus he won't suck you into his stomach
*AND AFTERWARDS HE'D STILL CUDDLE YOU *shot*
*well
*that's what I'd do anyways
*but then again I'm like, homo-straightual.
         Eng                land!        # says:
*no. if he's a dog. he'd hump your leg. -shot-
[e-mail] says:
*I'm sure he'd do more than that but I'd still kick him if I was pissed
**horrible person*
         Eng                land!        # says:
*I would to bro. I would too.
[e-mail] says:
*it's not our fault he's such an easy fucking puppy to kick
         Eng                land!        # says:
*I know man.
*so easy a caveman can do it
[e-mail] says:
*Holy hell.
*So easy a kitten could do it.
         Eng                land!        # says:
*so easy a.. a.. snake can do it
*and they dont have legs
[e-mail] says:
*HOLY HELL
*That is like.
*FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
*so fucking easy.
         Eng                land!        # says:
*I KNOW MAN.
*this is going on ra
[e-mail] says:
*goddammit tyes
*...
*yes
*not tyes. wth.
         Eng                land!        # says:
*tyes sounds cooler
[e-mail] says:
*... gasp
*that's true.