JadeDogNightMare (5:16:17 PM):
big.photo-1.blingeasy.com/images/bling/1919405_TETO_IS_GHETTO.gifhernomoto@gmail.com (5:17:04 PM): FFFFFFFFFFF LMAO
hernomoto@gmail.com (5:17:09 PM): DO SOMETHING INVOLVING LATVIA NEXT
hernomoto@gmail.com (5:17:12 PM): MAKE HIM A PIMP
JadeDogNightMare (5:17:16 PM): I don't have any pictures of Latvia.
JadeDogNightMare (5:17:24 PM): U:
hernomoto@gmail.com (5:17:42 PM): get one
JadeDogNightMare (5:17:50 PM): you get one for me.
hernomoto@gmail.com (5:18:10 PM): nuuuuuuu
JadeDogNightMare (5:18:14 PM): yesssiu
hernomoto@gmail.com (5:18:51 PM): no
JadeDogNightMare (5:19:10 PM): THEN NO PIMP LATVIA.
JadeDogNightMare (5:19:25 PM): i just said 'lativia' irl. lmao.
hernomoto@gmail.com (5:20:01 PM): FINE
hernomoto@gmail.com (5:20:27 PM): I'LL MAKE IT MYSELF
hernomoto@gmail.com (5:20:27 PM): AND LAUGH AT IT MYSELF
hernomoto@gmail.com (5:20:28 PM): AND NEVER SHOW YOU EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
hernomoto@gmail.com (5:20:28 PM): *sticks out tongue*
JadeDogNightMare (5:20:40 PM): b-but~!! ;A;
hernomoto@gmail.com (5:20:54 PM): NO BUTS
JadeDogNightMare (5:21:11 PM): fine. I'LL DO SOMETHING BETTER.
JadeDogNightMare (5:21:13 PM): AND I WON'T SHOW YOU.
hernomoto@gmail.com (5:21:30 PM): FINE
hernomoto@gmail.com (5:21:33 PM): I DON'T CARE
JadeDogNightMare (5:22:57 PM): FINE
JadeDogNightMare (5:23:00 PM): I DON'T NEEED YOUUU
JadeDogNightMare (5:23:05 PM): I DON'T NEED ANY OF THISSSSS
JadeDogNightMare (5:23:07 PM): OR YOUUUUU
JadeDogNightMare (5:23:13 PM): *flips a table*
hernomoto@gmail.com (5:23:22 PM): THAT'S MY MOVE, YOU STEALER
hernomoto@gmail.com (5:23:25 PM): *flips chair*
JadeDogNightMare (5:23:36 PM): I'VE BEEN FLIPPING TABLES SINCE BEFORE YOU WERE BORN.
hernomoto@gmail.com (5:23:47 PM): FUCK YOU I'M OLDER AND WISER
JadeDogNightMare (5:24:19 PM): WELL I'VE BEEN FLIPPING TABLES SINCE I WAS JUST A SPERM INSIDE THAT ONE PLACE I WILL NOT GO INTO DETAIL ABOUT.
JadeDogNightMare (5:24:23 PM): I'M COOLER.
hernomoto@gmail.com (5:24:45 PM): I WAS FLIPPING TABLES SINCE I WAS A REINCARNATION OF MYSELF AS AN EAGLE
hernomoto@gmail.com (5:24:59 PM): I'M SMARTER
JadeDogNightMare (5:25:02 PM): I WAS FLIPPING TABLES SINCE I WAS A POODLE IN A PREVIOUS LIFE.
JadeDogNightMare (5:25:05 PM): I'M CUTER.
JadeDogNightMare (5:25:12 PM): But also still cooler with the sperm thing.
hernomoto@gmail.com (5:25:32 PM): I WAS FLIPPING EVERYTHING SINCE I WAS GOD'S ROOMMATE WAY BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE, INCLUDING YOU
hernomoto@gmail.com (5:25:40 PM): I'M BETTER AT SURVIVING A ZOMBIE ATTACK
hernomoto@gmail.com (5:25:43 PM): And eagles EAT sperm
JadeDogNightMare (5:25:46 PM): WE ALL KNOW THAT'S A LOAD OF BULLSHIT.
JadeDogNightMare (5:25:53 PM): eagles eat dead animals dummy.
JadeDogNightMare (5:26:00 PM): HOS eat sperm
hernomoto@gmail.com (5:26:05 PM): YOUR FACE IS A LOAD OF BULL SHIT
hernomoto@gmail.com (5:26:13 PM): an attractive load
hernomoto@gmail.com (5:26:16 PM): BUT A LOAD ALL THE SAME
hernomoto@gmail.com (5:26:31 PM): NOT THIS EAGLE. It was a SPIRIT eagle.
hernomoto@gmail.com (5:26:32 PM): And also a prostitute.
hernomoto@gmail.com (5:26:38 PM): A Prostitute Spirit Eagle.
JadeDogNightMare (5:26:43 PM): brb food get out of my face
hernomoto@gmail.com (5:26:45 PM): WHO DISCOVERED THE AMERICAS
hernomoto@gmail.com (5:26:59 PM): get out of my ASS
JadeDogNightMare (5:39:03 PM): OBVIOUSLY RICK ASTLEY DISCOVERED THE AMERICAS.
hernomoto@gmail.com (5:39:20 PM): I HELPED
I WAS THE EAGLE H
hernomoto@gmail.com (5:39:22 PM): HIS PET EAGLE
JadeDogNightMare (5:39:39 PM): EVERYBODY KNOWS RICK ASTLEY HAD A PET DOLPHIN.
JadeDogNightMare (5:39:43 PM): WHICH I WAS, ONCE.
JadeDogNightMare (5:40:07 PM): BEFORE BEING TRANSFORMED INTO A BEAUTIFUL POODLE WHO SAVED THE WORLD FROM DEMONS THAT SPAWNED FROM A LITTLE GIRL'S GRANDPA
JadeDogNightMare (5:40:10 PM): 'S CLOSET
hernomoto@gmail.com (5:40:11 PM): WELL THEN
hernomoto@gmail.com (5:40:22 PM): WE EVIDENTALLY WORKED TOGETHER AT SOME POINT
JadeDogNightMare (5:40:33 PM): I THOUGHT WE WORKED TOGETHER TODAY.
hernomoto@gmail.com (5:40:37 PM): BECAUSE I VAUGUELY RECALL A SIMILAR OCCURENCE
hernomoto@gmail.com (5:40:42 PM): WE DID
hernomoto@gmail.com (5:40:49 PM): WE HAVE REACHED A STALEMATE, IT SEEMS
JadeDogNightMare (5:41:04 PM): I DID HAVE A SIDEKICK. SHE WAS A KITTEN. PERHAPS YOU WERE SAID KITTEN?
hernomoto@gmail.com (5:41:45 PM): WE WERE PARTNERS IF ANYTHING, BUT WAS THE KITTEN LAVENDER?
hernomoto@gmail.com (5:42:01 PM): AND WITH ALL THE POWERS OF THAT GHEY ASS SUPERCAT WITHOUT THE GHEYNESS
JadeDogNightMare (5:42:10 PM): I DON'T KNOW, DOGS ARE COLOR-BLIND. but yes she did have those powers.
hernomoto@gmail.com (5:42:35 PM): THEN IT WAS I
hernomoto@gmail.com (5:42:35 PM): These, Jade
hernomoto@gmail.com (5:42:36 PM): These are the fragmented memories of America's past
JadeDogNightMare (5:43:01 PM): Indeed these are.
hernomoto@gmail.com (5:43:21 PM): Poor America. He has forgotten the truths
JadeDogNightMare (5:43:31 PM): No, England deluded him.
JadeDogNightMare (5:43:51 PM): Remember the time we were mice and kicked him in the face?
JadeDogNightMare (5:43:53 PM): Good times.
hernomoto@gmail.com (5:44:03 PM): So sad
hernomoto@gmail.com (5:44:04 PM): Yes
hernomoto@gmail.com (5:44:04 PM): Those were