JadeDogNightMare (9:45:41 PM): HEY GUYS
JadeDogNightMare (9:45:44 PM): LOOK AT THIS
JadeDogNightMare (9:45:46 PM):
beckaki.genericdudes.org/pictures/OP_7422.pngJadeDogNightMare (9:45:54 PM): B]
hernomoto@gmail.com (9:45:55 PM): Oh my god no wau
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (9:46:01 PM): OH GOD
hernomoto@gmail.com (9:46:07 PM): FFFFFFFFFFFF
hernomoto@gmail.com (9:46:10 PM): OH GOSH
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (9:46:14 PM): MY FONT FFFF
JadeDogNightMare (9:46:20 PM): B]
hernomoto@gmail.com (9:46:22 PM): Sexay
hernomoto@gmail.com (9:46:28 PM): Fap fap faparama
JadeDogNightMare (9:46:35 PM): Yes.
hernomoto@gmail.com (9:47:13 PM): Love me
hernomoto@gmail.com (9:47:15 PM): adore me
hernomoto@gmail.com (9:47:19 PM): smell me
JadeDogNightMare (9:47:25 PM): I can smell you.
hernomoto@gmail.com (9:47:32 PM): What do I smell like
hernomoto@gmail.com (9:47:41 PM): I bet I smell like Sex on the Ceiling.
JadeDogNightMare (9:47:43 PM): You smell like
hernomoto@gmail.com (9:47:44 PM): *eyes*
JadeDogNightMare (9:47:54 PM): ~HABULOUS~
hernomoto@gmail.com (9:48:03 PM): THE FRAGRANCE OF WOMANHOOD
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (9:48:09 PM): OH BOY
JadeDogNightMare (9:48:17 PM): Fragrance is gay.
hernomoto@gmail.com (9:48:22 PM): WHAT IS IT, KIM?
hernomoto@gmail.com (9:48:27 PM): TROUBLE AT THE OLD MILL?
JadeDogNightMare (9:48:37 PM): HEY I WANTED TO BE LASSIE THIS TIME!
hernomoto@gmail.com (9:48:42 PM): RURF
hernomoto@gmail.com (9:48:44 PM): RURURURURURF
JadeDogNightMare (9:48:49 PM): FUCK YOU.
hernomoto@gmail.com (9:48:53 PM): ANALLY?
JadeDogNightMare (9:49:00 PM): ... where else?
hernomoto@gmail.com (9:49:03 PM): Jade, you be Lassie
hernomoto@gmail.com (9:49:14 PM): Kim, you be Timmy or the boy that is always getting into shit
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (9:49:29 PM): Okay then
hernomoto@gmail.com (9:49:30 PM): I'mm be Timmy's hot mom whom all the men in the town are secretly nailing
hernomoto@gmail.com (9:49:34 PM): *I'll
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (9:49:40 PM): LALW
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (9:49:43 PM): lawl*
JadeDogNightMare (9:49:48 PM): Lassie included, obviously.
hernomoto@gmail.com (9:49:50 PM): I like lalw
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (9:50:01 PM): OKAY FINE
hernomoto@gmail.com (9:50:03 PM): I have no idea how to pronounce that though
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (9:50:04 PM): LALW
hernomoto@gmail.com (9:50:09 PM): BUT LASSIES A GURL
hernomoto@gmail.com (9:50:10 PM): D:>
JadeDogNightMare (9:50:14 PM): EXACTLY.
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (9:50:19 PM): DERP.
hernomoto@gmail.com (9:50:44 PM): Herp
hernomoto@gmail.com (9:50:58 PM): WE SHOULD
hernomoto@gmail.com (9:51:07 PM): we should go on a mission as Haley's angels. :U
hernomoto@gmail.com (9:51:11 PM): :V
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (9:51:23 PM): yeah
JadeDogNightMare (9:51:36 PM): OH BOY
JadeDogNightMare (9:51:41 PM): Yes.
hernomoto@gmail.com (9:51:49 PM): Our mission: Stop Mexican Edward from harrassing fat american girls at a Texan mall.
hernomoto@gmail.com (9:51:54 PM): I:<
hernomoto@gmail.com (9:52:15 PM): Ready, team?
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (9:52:17 PM): LETS GO.
hernomoto@gmail.com (9:52:20 PM): AIGHT
hernomoto@gmail.com (9:52:30 PM): LET'S NARRATE OURSELVES
hernomoto@gmail.com (9:52:39 PM): LIKE, OUR PERSONALITY AND BACKSTORIES AND STUFF
hernomoto@gmail.com (9:52:44 PM): I'll go first
JadeDogNightMare (9:52:45 PM): BUT I WANT TO WATCH HIM HARRASS THOSE FAT AMERICAN GIRLS AT THE TEXAN MALL...
hernomoto@gmail.com (9:52:52 PM): WE CAN
hernomoto@gmail.com (9:53:04 PM): we'll watch him till we get bored of it THEN stop him
hernomoto@gmail.com (9:53:05 PM): ANYWAY
hernomoto@gmail.com (9:54:20 PM): **NARRATION** The name's Habu. Habu Eris. I had a rough life, being raised by raccoons, until Haley took me in, raised me, tamed me, taught me everything I know. Under her guidance, I learned how to use awesome sword skills, and I ride the motocycle that's YELLOW.
hernomoto@gmail.com (9:55:23 PM): OK YOUR TURN GAIZ
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:06:13 PM): HAHA you guys suck at this. -srs-
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (10:06:23 PM): I WAS EATING
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (10:06:37 PM): FFFFF
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:07:23 PM): O
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:07:26 PM): EXCUSES EXCUSES
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (10:07:43 PM): And also, I have no idea what to write.|D
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:08:49 PM): DX
JadeDogNightMare (10:09:33 PM): **NARRATION** Jaded Cobrah, reporting for duty. My life is like a really bad sob story gone wrong. The day I met Haley I knew my life was going to be changed forever. She taught me how to control my power of Rhetorical Crack, my most powerful attack. After meeting up with Habu Eris and Kim Aragoma I honed my abilities, learning new techniques. I ride the PINK motorcycle.
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:10:28 PM): *wipes tear* LOVELY
JadeDogNightMare (10:12:22 PM): I know. It took a while to type up.
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (10:17:20 PM): ~NARRATIOOON~Hey yo sup. My name? My name is Aragoma. KIM Aragoma(that sounds funny). Every morning I would wake up and get nailed in the head with acorns. That is untill Haley came along. Once, I met Haley my whole life changed. She taught me how to use my magic wand. I ride the GREEN motorcycle.
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (10:17:26 PM): I have problems.
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:17:45 PM): Beautiful
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:17:50 PM): *sob*ALRIGHT GIRLS
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:17:58 PM): IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:18:02 PM): I mean
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:18:12 PM): R-R-R-R-R-R-R-RIDE TO THE MALL
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:18:23 PM): *hops on Motorcycle* VROOM
JadeDogNightMare (10:18:31 PM): YES AGENT HABU! *also hops on motorcycle*
JadeDogNightMare (10:18:33 PM): meow.
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (10:18:54 PM): OKEI *gets on motorcycle*
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:19:03 PM): *starts motorcycle*
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:19:07 PM): VRROOOOMMM
JadeDogNightMare (10:19:21 PM): MMMMMMMMMEOOWWWWWWWOWOWWWWW VROOOM MMMEOOWWWW
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:19:32 PM): IN ORDER TO GET THERE BEFORE EDWARD MEXICULLEN DISAPPEARS, WE NEED TO KICK IT INTO
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:19:40 PM): WARP SPEEEEEEEEED!!!
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:19:47 PM): *kicks it into*
JadeDogNightMare (10:19:49 PM): FUCK THAT SHIT I'M IN
JadeDogNightMare (10:19:59 PM): TACOOOOOO SPEEEEDDDD
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:20:02 PM): *blasts to Texas real fast leaving a trail of fire*
JadeDogNightMare (10:20:17 PM): *DOES THE SAME ONLY FASTER, COOLER, AND MEXICANER*
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (10:20:34 PM): OH MY GOD *turns on the warpspeed and follows* Weeee.
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:20:57 PM): WE'RE HERE
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:21:13 PM): *falls off motocycle clumsily and skids into the mall*
JadeDogNightMare (10:21:17 PM): YES.. WE ARE.... AND I AM DRUNK .... DID I MENTION THAT?...
JadeDogNightMare (10:21:33 PM): *jumps off of motorcycle, landing SEXILY*
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:21:40 PM): It's the only way to fight
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:21:45 PM): *smokes pot QUICKLY*
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:21:57 PM): OH MAN
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:22:00 PM): I just remembered
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:22:11 PM): We can't do anything without wearing out sexy leather suits
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (10:22:18 PM): OH.
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:22:25 PM): *dons sexy leather yellow suit* I'M THE YELLOW RANGER I MEAN ANGEL
JadeDogNightMare (10:22:37 PM): whatchu talkin' bout I'm already in a sexy leather suit.
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:22:49 PM): Oh yeah
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (10:23:12 PM): >w> *magically pops on suit* MAGIC.
JadeDogNightMare (10:23:38 PM): *is in a pink leather suit, similar to the one Holly Barry wears in catwoman ONLY COOLER. AND FRENCHER*
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:23:43 PM): OH MY GOSH
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:24:27 PM): *is in a yellow suit that looks suspiciously like the one in kill bill which I have never actually seen just the posters for it*
JadeDogNightMare (10:25:04 PM): *hasn't seen it either, but loves those god damn kill bill parodies like the one in date movie*
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (10:26:57 PM): * LOL is in a random green suit that I bought on Ebay* c:
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:27:16 PM): *SOUNDS COMFY*
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (10:27:26 PM): *TOTES*
JadeDogNightMare (10:27:29 PM): *sexily comfy*
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:27:48 PM): OK
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:27:52 PM): INTO THE MALL, GIRLS!
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:28:00 PM): *dashes through revolving doors*
JadeDogNightMare (10:28:01 PM): *KICKS THE MALL DOORS DOWN*
JadeDogNightMare (10:28:05 PM): HARAAH - oh
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (10:28:51 PM): *charges past jade into the mall* D-derp.
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:28:57 PM): LOOK OUT KIN
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:28:59 PM): *kim
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:29:06 PM): IT'S EDWARD MEXICULLEN!
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:29:15 PM): HE MUST HAVE FINISHED HARRASSING FAT GIRLS!
JadeDogNightMare (10:29:18 PM): *ECHOECHOECHO* MEXICULLLEEEEEEENNNNNNNNN
JadeDogNightMare (10:29:22 PM): damn
JadeDogNightMare (10:29:29 PM): I wanted to watch him harass the fat girls.
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (10:29:52 PM): FFFF.I was going to video tape that and Upload it to youtube.
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:30:23 PM): I was going to set their little purse dogs free into the African Savannah
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:30:25 PM): BUT ANYWAY
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:30:33 PM): LOOK OUT HE GON'T GETCHOO
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (10:30:53 PM): ...I DONT SEE HIM
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:31:03 PM): HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU FFf
JadeDogNightMare (10:31:06 PM): OH FUCK
JadeDogNightMare (10:31:19 PM): *jumps backwards, FALLING ON HER ASS*
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:32:12 PM): *watches Edward Mexicullen GRAB KEEM*
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:32:16 PM): OH NO THAT FAGGOT
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (10:32:18 PM): NOOOO
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (10:32:39 PM): *waves wand around like a tard* HELP MEEE
JadeDogNightMare (10:33:00 PM): *KICKS MEXICULLEN IN THE FAISSSS*
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:33:11 PM): SHOOT HIM JADE SHOOT HIM
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:33:22 PM): *slices Edward Mexicullens hand off*
JadeDogNightMare (10:33:25 PM): I HAVE NO GOD DAMN GUN YOU TARD
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:33:30 PM): WELL FINE SORRY
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:33:38 PM): DO YOUR THING JUST DIF
JadeDogNightMare (10:33:45 PM): ALRIGHT.
JadeDogNightMare (10:34:03 PM): *USES RHETORICAL CRACK. MEXICULLEN'S HEAD EXPLODES! IT WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE!*
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (10:34:23 PM): OH GOD I'M FREE *runs*
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:34:29 PM): BUT OH NO
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:34:30 PM): HE
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:34:32 PM): IS
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:34:33 PM): OH NO
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:34:44 PM): HE'S A MEXICAN AND A VAMPIRE!
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:34:45 PM): LIKE
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:34:57 PM): A VAMPIRE COCKROACH, IMPOSSIBLE TO GET RID OF!
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (10:35:00 PM): OH SHIT
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:35:04 PM): WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
JadeDogNightMare (10:35:13 PM): WE STEAK HIS ASS.
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:35:30 PM): Keem, SUMMON US A SUPER EXPENSIVE DIAMOND STEAK
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:35:43 PM): AND WHILE YOUR AT IT, A STAKE, TOO
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (10:36:41 PM): Uh.. OK *waves wand around summoning a SUPER EXPENSIVE DIAMOND STEAK and a stake* HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:36:59 PM): WHORAY
JadeDogNightMare (10:37:06 PM): WOAH
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:37:09 PM): *noms on steak*
JadeDogNightMare (10:37:16 PM): GIMMI THAT STEAK *steals*
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (10:37:17 PM): *nomnom*
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:37:24 PM): *mouth full* NOAW JADE KEEL THE OFFUNSEV EDWURD CURREN
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:37:28 PM): I MEAN MEXICURREN
JadeDogNightMare (10:37:36 PM): YEH. I CAN DO THAT.
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (10:37:50 PM): DO IT FAGGOT
JadeDogNightMare (10:38:04 PM): *stabs Mexicullen with the diamond stake... repeadetly*
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:38:24 PM): It's working!
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:38:24 PM): He
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:38:29 PM): HE
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:38:31 PM): HE IS
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:38:36 PM): HE IS NOW
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:38:39 PM): HE IS NOW DEAD
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (10:38:47 PM): AND THERE IS GLITTER EVERYWHERE
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:38:57 PM): LET'S SELL IT TO THE FANGIRLS
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (10:39:11 PM): YEAH. 10 bucks a bag.
JadeDogNightMare (10:39:17 PM): OOH! That'll bring us lots of cash!
JadeDogNightMare (10:39:17 PM): CASSSHHHH
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:39:32 PM) has entered the room.
JadeDogNightMare (10:39:32 PM) has entered the room.
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (10:39:32 PM) has entered the room.
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:39:32 PM) has entered the room.
JadeDogNightMare (10:39:32 PM) has entered the room.
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (10:39:32 PM) has entered the room.
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:39:38 PM): OH GOODIE
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (10:39:48 PM): YES
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:40:04 PM): But first I must call up Haley and tell her mission accomplished.
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:40:46 PM) has entered the room.
JadeDogNightMare (10:40:47 PM) has entered the room.
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (10:40:47 PM) has entered the room.
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:40:52 PM): *hangs up phone* YEESH
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (10:40:52 PM): GODDAMN INTERNET
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:40:59 PM): OH KEEM D:>
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (10:41:11 PM): MY INTERNET IS A FAG)
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:41:30 PM): OH NU
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:41:33 PM): Anyway
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:41:38 PM): WANNA GRAB A SMOOTHIE?
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (10:41:44 PM): CHYEAH
JadeDogNightMare (10:42:00 PM): EW, NO.
JadeDogNightMare (10:42:24 PM): I hate smoothies.
JadeDogNightMare (10:42:42 PM): (( lol actually no I don't, I'VE NEVER TRIED THEM HAHAHA I AM SO COOL ))
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:42:43 PM): Milkshakes, then?
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:42:48 PM): OOH HOW BOUT A FROSTY
JadeDogNightMare (10:42:53 PM): OOH!
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (10:42:55 PM): JEQIOKJ:JNRWM
JadeDogNightMare (10:42:56 PM): Frosty's are love!
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:43:02 PM): You know what they say - "When in Texas"
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:43:07 PM): IS THAT A YES, AGENT KIM?
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (10:43:14 PM): YES AGENT P
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (10:43:16 PM): I MEAN HABU
JadeDogNightMare (10:43:18 PM): *thumbs up* I thought they said 'When in France' .. BUT THAT WORKS TOO.
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:44:16 PM): PEERRYY THE PLATYPUS
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:44:16 PM): I mea
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:44:27 PM): n
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:44:27 PM): HABU THE HALEY'S ANGELLL
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:44:27 PM): lol yey
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:44:42 PM): **NARRATION** AND SO THE DAY WAS SAVED, THANKS TO HALEY'S ANGELS!
JadeDogNightMare (10:44:52 PM): I'm loving how this stamp is turning out
JadeDogNightMare (10:44:54 PM): oh my god.
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (10:45:01 PM): OKAY.
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:45:27 PM): GOOD
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:45:28 PM): good
hernomoto@gmail.com (10:45:46 PM): SOMEBODY POST THIS IN EPIC CONVOS
MOMSPUDDINGPOP10 (10:45:52 PM): I WILL
JadeDogNightMare (10:45:56 PM): AIGHT