Amazing conversations

[haley.]

{    haleyprincessface     }      says:
*by the way did i ever show you this because it makes me cry every time i see it img6.imageshack.us/img6/8951/2055h.png
   M       σℓιι         ★     says:
*RELATED TO THE SEAS?
            {    haleyprincessface     }      says:
*HAHAHA IF I COULD
   M       σℓιι         ★     says:
*PEW PEW
            {    haleyprincessface     }      says:
*PEWW PEWW
   M       σℓιι         ★     says:
*eri what
*umm
*what are you doing?
            {    haleyprincessface     }      says:
*...
*. . .
*o-oh
*nepeta
*i didn't see you there
*wwell
   M       σℓιι         ★     says:
*i came to check on you and um
            {    haleyprincessface     }      says:
*i wwas just
*... GET OUT
   M       σℓιι         ★     says:
*b-but
*p-pffffff
*pffffffffffff
            {    haleyprincessface     }      says:
*IM NAKED GEEZ NEP HAVE SOME DECENCY
   M       σℓιι         ★     says:
*PFFFFFFFFFFFHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAH
*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
            {    haleyprincessface     }      says:
*L-LOOK JUST
   M       σℓιι         ★     says:
*HAHAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD
            {    haleyprincessface     }      says:
*OK YOU KNOWW WWHAT
*/GOES UNDERWATER IN A HUFF
   M       σℓιι         ★     says:
*AWW ERI
*DO YOU WANT MY RUBBER DUCKY'S COMPANY?
            {    haleyprincessface     }      says:
*NO
*THE SEVEN DEADLY SEAS ARE NO PLACE FOR A MERE DUCK
*/speaking from underwater huh
   M       σℓιι         ★     says:
*BUT YES FOR A FAKE LITTLE BOAT!
*PFFFFFFHAHAHAHAH
*HAHAHHAHA OH GOD *CLUTCHES HER SIDES*
            {    haleyprincessface     }      says:
*YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
*YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE CAT
   M       σℓιι         ★     says:
*OH
*OH RIGHT
*WHAT DO I NOT UNDERSTAND? THE IMPORTANT MISSION YOUR MINIATURE CAPTAIN IS IN? TO DESTROY THE BIGGEST SOAP MOUNTAIN IN THE SEVEN DEADLY BATHTUBES?
*HAHAHAHAHAHH
            {    haleyprincessface     }      says:
*... /UNDERWATER SOBS
*I DON'T QUESTION YOUR SHIPPING WALL
*I DON'T SAY ANYTHING WHEN I GO IN AND SEE THE PICTURES OF GAMZEE AND TAVROS ALL OVER THE WALL
*THIS IS WHY I CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
   M       σℓιι         ★     says:
*WHAT I DO IS NORMAL
*/OH THE IRONY!
            {    haleyprincessface     }      says:
**comes out from the water, peaking above the rim of the tub to GLARE* you SHIP your roommates!!
   M       σℓιι         ★     says:
*You play with bath toys for 4-year-old children!
            {    haleyprincessface     }      says:
*ALRIGHT YOU KNOW WHAT THESE ARE PRACTICALLY ANTIQUES
*AT LEAST I DON'T **WRITE FANFICTION** ABOUT *MY* THINGS
   M       σℓιι         ★     says:
*Mmm, right...
            {    haleyprincessface     }      says:
*ha
   M       σℓιι         ★     says:
*Is your underwear too?
            {    haleyprincessface     }      says:
*see
*...what
   M       σℓιι         ★     says:
*Because it SMELLS antique.
            {    haleyprincessface     }      says:
*...
*i
*let me enjoy my bath
*just
*just let me have something /DRAMATICLY DRAPES TORSO OVER RIM OF TUB
   M       σℓιι         ★     says:
**approaches slowly, trademark cat-like smirk on her face* Hmm?
            {    haleyprincessface     }      says:
*I said-- *looks up, freezes* ...ah.
   M       σℓιι         ★     says:
*. . . >:3
**POUNCES ON*
            {    haleyprincessface     }      says:
**THIS CONFUSES ARE AROUSES HIM*

[jadedcobrah]

Mina says:
*:0
*i have to go shower and things
*i'll be back laters

              ♥ ||   affectionateStitches         says:
*ok
*can i join you mina
*i wanna join you
Mina says:
*yes

              ♣ || facetiousCarcharodon         says:
*me too

Mina says:
*yes you can jade

              ♥ ||   affectionateStitches         says:
*yeah i'm gonna join you

              ♣ || facetiousCarcharodon         says:
*i bet its warm

              ♥ ||   affectionateStitches         says:
*YESSSS

Mina says:
*and you too habu

              ♥ ||   affectionateStitches         says:
*awesome

              ♣ || facetiousCarcharodon         says:
*can i come too oh boy

Mina says:
*let's

              ♣ || facetiousCarcharodon         says:
*oh my

              ♥ ||   affectionateStitches         says:
*this is gonna be hot

Mina says:
*let's get naked

              ♣ || facetiousCarcharodon         says:
*let me scrub

Mina says:
*right now

              ♣ || facetiousCarcharodon         says:
*your backs
Mina says:
*HAHAHAH

              ♥ ||   affectionateStitches         says:
*fuck yes
*scrub our backs
*it'll be so attractive

              ♣ || facetiousCarcharodon         says:
*THAT WOULD ACTUALLY BE KINDA NICE
*MINUS THE INNUENDO

Mina says:
*LMAO

              ♣ || facetiousCarcharodon         says:
*IT WOULD BE FUN TO, LIKE, GO TO THE HOT SPRINGS TOGETHER

              ♥ ||   affectionateStitches         says:
**RIPS CLOTHES OFF*
*WELL I AM TOTALLY READY

Mina says:
*OH
*OH YES.

              ♣ || facetiousCarcharodon         says:
*/strips seductively

Mina says:
*OKAY

              ♣ || facetiousCarcharodon         says:
*as am i

Mina says:
*LET'S DO THIS

              ♥ ||   affectionateStitches         says:
*WHERE DOING IT
*WHERE MAKING IT HAPPEN

Mina says:
*ggngnngng

              ♣ || facetiousCarcharodon         says:
*ALL OF THE BATHS
*ALL OF THEM

              ♥ ||   affectionateStitches         says:
*IN OUR DREAMS WE'RE THE STAR
*IT'S US

              ♣ || facetiousCarcharodon         says:
*HAHAH yes

Mina says:
*;u; ok brbs

              ♥ ||   affectionateStitches         says:
*OK
*seriously you go enjoy that shower

Mina says:
*i will touch myself and think of you guys. -leaves on this note-

              ♥ ||   affectionateStitches         says:
*HOT.

[jadedcobrah]

♥ ||   affectionateStitches         says:
* -- ♥ ||   affectionateStitches began pestering Mina at 12:45 --
*You and me baby.
*Where doing it man.
*Where making it happen.

Mina says:
*
*...wow why does my font look like this WTF HAPPENED LAST TIME I WAS ON HERE

              ♥ ||   affectionateStitches         says:
*i dunno maybe someone...
**puts on shades*
*...
*manipul8ed your text?

Mina says:
*.....
*YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[habu]

AND NOW, HABU PRESENTS:
THAT TIME I PRETENDED TO BE TEREZI ON OMEGLE

Stranger: Hi
You: H3LLO
Stranger: How's life?
You: 1TS PR3TTY GOOD, TH4NKS FOR 4ASK1NG
Stranger: *makes photos* A genuine troll!
Stranger: It's gotta go into my album!
You: H3H3H3 >:]
You: 1M HONOR3D
Stranger: Is it true tha trolls are all knowing and wise?
You: WH1L3, 1 H4PP3N TO B3. 1 DONT KNOW 4BOUT TH3 OTH3RS.
Stranger: Can you answer a question that's been bugging me for a while now then?
You: 1T D3P3NDS. W1LL 1 B3N3F1T FROM 1T?
Stranger: I have a cookie.
You: H3H3H3
You: TH4TS A T3MPT1NG OFF3R
Stranger: And the question is not really that difficult.
You: HMMMM
You: 1 SUPPOS3 1 C4N 4LW4YS HUMOR YOU
Stranger: *claps hands happily*
You: BUT TH3N AG41N, HOW W1LL YOU KNOW 1F 1M M3SS1NG W1TH YOU?
Stranger: Trust me, I will.
You: TH3R3S NOTH1NG TO STOP M3 FROM G1V1NG YOU TH3 WRONG 4NSW3R
Stranger: Humour me.
You: 1T 4LL D3P3NDS ON TH3 FL1P OF A CO1N
Stranger: Two cookies?
You: ...
You: 4LL R1GHT
You: H3H3H3
Stranger: Alright, then tell me this.
Stranger: Why 42?
You: B3C4US3
Stranger: (Are you still typing, because this thing sometimes shows people type when they don't.)
You: NO
You: JUST B3C4US3
Stranger: Well then.
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 4
Stranger: 3
Stranger: Hmm...
Stranger: It all makes sense now!
You: H33 H33
Stranger: *gives two cookies*
You: GL4D TO H34R 1T
Stranger: Thank you.
Stranger: You really made my night.
You: *D3VOURS COOK13S*
You: TH4NK YOU
You: GL4D 1 COULD H3LP
Stranger: *bows deeply* Fare thee well, my good troll!
You: F4R3 W3LL
_____

You: H3LLO
Stranger: hi
Stranger: HELL0
You: HOWS L1F3?
Stranger: S00 B4D
Stranger: AND YOURS?
You: SOOO GOOD
You: H3H3H3
Your conversational partner has disconnected

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Stranger: hi
You: H3LLO TH3R3
Stranger: whats up?
You: NOTH1NG MUCH
Stranger: cool
You: H3H3H3 >:]
Stranger: you can call me Searcher if you want.
You: SORRY
You: TH1NGS G3T D1STR4CT1NG WH3R3 1 L1V3
You: 4NYW4Y
You: N1C3 TO M33T YOU, S34RCH3R. 1M T3R3Z1.
Stranger: nice to meet you.
You: TH4NKS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: H3LLO TH3R3
Stranger: oh dears, science geek?
You: H33H33
You: NOOO >:]
Stranger: u scare me!
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: H3LLO TH3R3
You: ...
Stranger: hello there
You: HOW 4R3 YOU DO1NG
Stranger: Fuck1n f1n3 dud3
You: 3XC3LL3NT
You: BUT 1M NOT 4 DUD3
You: 1M 4 G1RL
Stranger: sorry for sayin dude
Stranger: kk
You: 1TS F1N3. 1 FORG1V3 YOU.
You: H3H3H3 >:]
Stranger: so
Stranger: where u from ??
You: 4LT3RN14
You: THOUGH 1 SUSP3CT 1 M4Y B3 ON 4 D1FF3R3NT T1M3L1N3 TH4N YOU
Stranger: hm
Stranger: how old are u ??
You: S1X SW33PS
You: OR TH1RT33N FOR YOU HUM4NS
Stranger: so u r a alien ??
You: Y3S
You: 1 SUPPOS3 1 4M
You: BUT TH3 HUM4NS 1 KNOW
Stranger: nuqDaq 'oH puchpa''e'
You: TH3Y C4LL US TROLLS
Stranger: nuqDaq 'oH puchpa''e'
You: H3H3H3
Stranger: Where's the bathroom in klingon
You: YOU C3RT41NLY 4R3 1NT3R3ST1NG, 4R3NT YOU?
You: 1 C4N T3LL YOU DONT B3L13V3 M3. TH4TS OK.
Stranger: like avenged sevenfold ??
You: WH4TS TH4T >:[
Stranger: band
You: OK TH3N
Stranger: u r a alien right ?? do u ever saw a real Xenomorph ??
You: 1 4M, Y3S. BUT TH3 ONLY AL13NS 1V3 3V3R M3T 4R3 HUM4NS L1K3 YOU
Stranger: oh
Stranger: are u an Predator ?? or just a Na'vi ??
You: SORRY TO D1S4PPO1NT YOU
You: HM?
You: OH
You: 1M A TROLL
Stranger: fuuuuuu
You: NO NO
You: YOU M1SUND3RST4ND
You: 1 L1T3R4LLY 4M 4 TROLL
Stranger: kkk
Stranger: so u are not the troll face ??
You: NO
You: 1 DONT TH1NK SO
Stranger: thank god
You: MY N4M3 1S T3R3Z1, BY TH3 W4Y
Stranger: mine is Kyle
Stranger: but here in Brazil is Caio
You: N1C3 TO M33T YOU, KYL3
Stranger: call me just Caio
You: W1LL DO, C41O
You: H3H3
Stranger: so T3R3Z1
Stranger: what are the bands u like ??
You: WH4TS 4 B4ND, 3X4CTLY?
Stranger: its a musical group
You: 1 DONT TH1NK W3 H4S THOS3 B4CK ON 4LT3RN14
You: BUT TH3N 4G41N, 1 L1V3D 1N TH3 M1DDL3 OF NOWH3R3
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so do u have msn ??
You: 1 H4V3 TROLL14N... BUT YOU HUM4NS C4LL 1T P3ST3RCHUM, 1 TH1NK.
You: 1T 1S D3F1N1T3LY MOR3 FUN TH4N TH1S
You: YOU C4N T4ST3 4LL TH3 COLORS MUCH B3TT34
You: 3V3N SO
You: TH3 STR4NG3R T3XT
You: 1T T4ST3S PR3TTY D3L1C1OUS
Stranger: kkk
You: 1 LOV3 CH3RRY
Stranger: i love cherry bomb
You: TH4TS WH4T 1 4M T4ST1NG FROM YOUR T3XT
You: TH3 BOMB13ST CH3RRY
Stranger: man im tired
You: OH?
You: P3RH4PS YOU SHOULD SL33P
Stranger: yea i think im gonna take a nape
Stranger: i was swiming
You: OK TH3N
You: YOU 3NJOY TH4T N4P
Stranger: hey
Stranger: wait
You: DR34M OF PROSP1T F1LL3D GOODN3SS
You: Y3S?
Stranger: whats you email
You: 1 C4N'T G1V3 YOU TH4T
You: BUT
You: 1 C4N OFF3R YOU TH1S
You: H4V3 FUN, C41O
You: 1 W1LL S33 YOU AG41N SOON
You: TH3 F4ST3R YOU R34D
You: TH3 F4ST3R W3 W1LL M33T UP
You: www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=
You have disconnected.
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Stranger: www.facebook.com/willbeathiswife
Stranger: that's me
Stranger: I hope you love me forever
You: WHO4
You: YOUR3 R34LLY UGLY
Stranger:
You: L3T M3 T4ST3 YOUR T34RS
You: 1 B3T TH3TR3 D3L1C1OUS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[habu]

^{[19:46] gallowscalibrator: ...why did the macarena start playing on my ipod?
[19:46] gallowscalibrator: brb dancing
[19:46] carcinogeneticist: ok
[19:46] carcinogeneticist: /watches from window
[19:46] turntechgodhead: idk
[19:46] carcinogeneticist: /pants so hard fog forms
[19:46] gallowscalibrator: YOU CANT
[19:46] carcinogeneticist: /wipes away fog
[19:46] turntechgodhead: brb
[19:46] gallowscalibrator: LISTEN TO THE MACARENA
[19:46] gallowscalibrator: AND NOT DANCE
[19:46] carcinogeneticist: /AND STARTS SWEATING
[19:46] gallowscalibrator: its like seriously impossible
[19:46] carcinogeneticist: /LIKE EQUIUS
[19:46] gallowscalibrator: woah
[19:46] gallowscalibrator: i feel
[19:47] gallowscalibrator: um
[19:47] carcinogeneticist: violated
[19:47] gallowscalibrator: watche
[19:47] gallowscalibrator: d
[19:47] carcinogeneticist: D
[19:47] carcinogeneticist: D?!?!?
[19:47] gallowscalibrator: fuck you enter
[19:47] gallowscalibrator: D!
[19:47] carcinogeneticist: YOU CAN'T D
[19:47] carcinogeneticist: D TO THIS
[19:47] carcinogeneticist: D YOU
[19:47] carcinogeneticist: D YOU *ALL*
[19:47] gallowscalibrator: GGNNNNN
[19:47] carcinogeneticist: DDDDDD}

[jadedcobrah]

              affectionateStitches         says:
*   is it bad that i can now imagine kanaya reading the troll version of twilight to tavros before he goes to sleep because suddenly i can     SOB
*WHAT IS MY LIFE
                facetiousCarcharodon          says:
*AWWW
*BIG SISTER KAN <3
              affectionateStitches         says:
*it would be the most precious thing ever
*CAN IT LIKE
                facetiousCarcharodon          says:
*CANON
*YES, JADE
*/TEARS
              affectionateStitches         says:
*YAY

[jadedcobrah]

              impitoyableJaque         says:
*(( i keep remembering that jack has the most elegant hands ever and i seriously just want to touch them HABU IS THAT WEIRD ))
                relinquishingBroseidon          says:
*(( mmm mm ))
*(( i bet they'd feel amazing unbuttoning your blouse ))
*(( which is a thing you don't wear um ))
              impitoyableJaque         says:
*(( ...    habu     ))
                relinquishingBroseidon          says:
*(( UNZIPPING YOUR HOODIE ))
*(( what ))
              impitoyableJaque         says:
*(( ... ok i have to admit that'd be great ))

[haley.]

[14:17] ô [c=#800517]Heroin[/c] : [c=#800517]e[/c]: i have to poop
[14:18] Grenades: I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY HOW CUTE YOU ARE AND THEN YOU GO AND SAY THAT never change haley