Amazing conversations

[haley.]

♫Altesse La Haley; ✖ says:
DENMARK LOVES YOU JUST AS MUCH AS I DO
tomorrow i will draw denmark giving you flowers. with like, bugs all over them. and you going OHHH, DENMARK THEY'RE SO... NICE... WHY DON'T YOU PUT THEM... OUTSIDE?
[c=#00FF00]Kiiim~ ITS MY BIRTHDAY < U >[/c] says:
...OH GOD THAT WOULD BE LIKE BEAUTIFUL
♫Altesse La Haley; ✖ says:
LIKE BEAUTIFUL? TRY 'THAT WOULD BE A LITTLE AWESOME.'
[c=#00FF00]Kiiim~ ITS MY BIRTHDAY < U >[/c] says:
...THAT WOULD BE A LITTLE AWESOME.
CB
♫Altesse La Haley; ✖ says:
A LITTLE AWESOME? TRY 'HOLY BALLS THAT'S SO AWESOME I DIED, HALEY'
[c=#00FF00]Kiiim~ ITS MY BIRTHDAY < U >[/c] says:
HOLY FUCKING BALLS THATS SO AWESOME I DIED, HALEY.
♫Altesse La Haley; ✖ says:
HOLY FUCKING BALLS THATS SO AWESOME I DIED, HALEY.? TRY-- /shot soooo hard

[haley.]

♫ [c=#F62817]Haley[/c] ✖ [c=#F62817]Ƕrricane [/c] ; says:
BACK
computer died on me so i restarted :T
Mama [c=#97BF39]☆[/c] Monster says:
WHAT HAPPEN
♫ [c=#F62817]Haley[/c] ✖ [c=#F62817]Ƕrricane [/c] ; says:
...COMPUTER DIED ON ME SO I RESTARTED
Mama [c=#97BF39]☆[/c] Monster says:
asdfffffffffff
AAAAAHAHAHAHAH LOLPUN
♫ [c=#F62817]Haley[/c] ✖ [c=#F62817]Ƕrricane [/c] ; says:
what where is the pun
Mama [c=#97BF39]☆[/c] Monster says:
i pun when i want
got it
♫ [c=#F62817]Haley[/c] ✖ [c=#F62817]Ƕrricane [/c] ; says:
but--
Mama [c=#97BF39]☆[/c] Monster says:
FAGGOTS
♫ [c=#F62817]Haley[/c] ✖ [c=#F62817]Ƕrricane [/c] ; says:
AAAAAHAHAHHAHAHA
Mama [c=#97BF39]☆[/c] Monster says:
post this to ra right now
♫ [c=#F62817]Haley[/c] ✖ [c=#F62817]Ƕrricane [/c] ; says:
asdf
...LINDA LINDA LINDAAA

[jadedcobrah]

♫ [c=#F62817]Haley[/c] ✖ [c=#F62817]Harmony [/c] ; says:
You know what. I need to take a shower.
iJADED says:
ENJOY THAT SHOWER. ENJOY IT. PRETEND YOU ARE WASHING IN GILBERT'S AWESOMENESS and I don't even know.
♫ [c=#F62817]Haley[/c] ✖ [c=#F62817]Harmony [/c] ; says:
/CHOKES
oh dear god so many things are wrong with you
iJADED says:
yeah there are. but people wouldn't love me as much if there weren't.
.. that needs to get posted on rA. right now.
♫ [c=#F62817]Haley[/c] ✖ [c=#F62817]Harmony [/c] ; says:
I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO POST THAT ON THE VENT THREAD?
i mean what
AMAZING CONVERSATION THREAD
iJADED says:
.. LOL VENT THREAD Oh god Haley you silly *pinches*
♫ [c=#F62817]Haley[/c] ✖ [c=#F62817]Harmony [/c] ; says:
nnggghhhh /PICNCH'D

[jadedcobrah]

♫ Haley ✖ Hystérie; says:
very polite AAHHHAHAHAA
ONE DAY I WILL DRAW A PICTURE OF LARA BEING SOMEWHAT CONTENT. and then my laptop will explode
iJADED says:
oh wow I can't wait for it
♫ Haley ✖ Hystérie; says:
and everyone will shudder in disgust
and prussia may cry a little.
iJADED says:
"oh mien gott the entire fabric of time and space is being ripped apart as we speak, I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S AWESOME OR NOT."
and then cue the manly sobbing
♫ Haley ✖ Hystérie; says:
THE SHEER SHOCK WILL MAKE CHOKED SOBS COME OUT
and then as france wipes some tears away and says in a hush tone "Mon... Mon dieu...!"
Prussia will errupt into a fit of heartbreaking sobs, as he picks up HRE and coddles him for comfort.
And then Lara will say "|:C" and the shining coming from the chair she is sitting on will stop, and everyone will go about their day.
iJADED says:
except for Mabel, whom was under the couch next to the chair and saw the whole thing and thought she looked pretty smiling and has thus made it her mission in life to make Lara smile again. the end.
♫ Haley ✖ Hystérie; says:
And England, CALLING UPON THE DARK MASTERS OF THE UNDERWORLD FOR INSIGHT, asked how he could stop this. and they told him that the prophecy must be filled, unless England could stop it. THUS BEGAN MABEL'S DEATH-DEFYING JUOURNEY, AND THE FOURCES OUT THERE TRYING TO STOP HER.
involves Corsica being wise, France sitting on a throne and getting a five-minute scene of his hair flowing, and Prussia's mad-action scene where he slices some monsters in half.
iJADED says:
and Seborga, being ignored and forgotten as usual, feels a disturbance in the force.
♫ Haley ✖ Hystérie; says:
it's ok. at the end of the movie, Mabel must seek him out and use his... sirenlike voice, which she must... use.
to... do stuff.
iJADED says:
also somewhere in the movie CSA shows up in a bunny suit because I am a faggot.
♫ Haley ✖ Hystérie; says:
he will be one of England's GREATEST WEAPONS to try and stop Mabel.
iJADED says:
BUT MABEL IS NOT PHASED.
ALFRED, ON THE OTHER HAND, IS VERY PHASED AND ENGLAND IS VERY NOT AMUSED BY ALFRED BEING PHASED BY THIS.

♫ Haley ✖ Hystérie; just sent you a nudge.

♫ Haley ✖ Hystérie; says:
THANKFULLY, MABEL HAD ALREADY INLISTED IN THE HELP OF ALFRED and good god how many are helping go on this perilous journey just to see lara smile and why does England have the way to make her smile in the first place BUT ANYWAY, ALFRED GET'S CSA TO... run away with him. and he tells mabel "this is far as it goes for me."
iJADED says:
and then theres... Sealand, because Sealand is Mabel's buddy, and Sealand is also on Mabel's side but not to see Lara smile, nope. just to piss England off. SO HE'S ON MABEL'S SIDE.. AND HE BLOWS SHIT UP. and then laughs at Alfred and CSA because they're fags. to which Mabel backhands him for because ... I don't know I just think the idea of Mabel backhanding Sealand is hilarious.
♫ Haley ✖ Hystérie; says:
Backhanding him and screaming in his face, "PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER MAN" and everyone on her team just shudders, because hot damn Mabel is one piece of man.
iJADED says:
and then while sitting around the campfire, because clearly this journey would last for days, they tell tales of Habu.
♫ Haley ✖ Hystérie; says:
OK we need to make this into a movie.
It would be epic.
AND IT'S STORIES OF HABU NOT TALES
iJADED says:
I TYPED THAT ORIGINALLY BUT THEN I THOUGHT I WAS PROBABLY WRONG SO I RETYPED IT AS TALES derp
oh god haley yes we do
we need to make this into a movie
it would be so badass it would put -
IT WOULD PUT ALLOT OF MOVIES TO SHAME.

[✠Kim✝]

         EGGPIT         says:
*NICE ICON
*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2U8yfKM9nY
*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2U8yfKM9nY

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*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2U8yfKM9nY

*watch it
           Kiiim~      says:
*i IDI
*DID*
         EGGPIT         says:
*YAYAYYAY
      Kiiim~         says:
*gem
*loves
*you
*hon
         EGGPIT         says:
*why
      Kiiim~         says:
*Estonia: LATVIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-Oh wait. You're just that guy who sells pots.
*:')
         EGGPIT         says:
*...*kills self*
      Kiiim~         says:
*Estooonia: EGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPT!!!!! forcry
         EGGPIT         says:
*I'm alive.
*Wait, Kim, why are you Estonia.
I mean it's not even a question, it's just a statement. Wry.
      Kiiim~         says:
*Because I am Estonia. :')
*But my icon isn't.
*I am though.
         EGGPIT         says:
*Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
      Kiiim~         says:
*:')
         EGGPIT         says:
*...:')
      Kiiim~         says:
*latviaa
         EGGPIT         says:
*I'm going to exploed
*exploed
*that is what i will do, exploed
      Kiiim~         says:
*latviaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
*aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
*aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
*aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
*MORON!
*stupid foreigners!
         EGGPIT         says:
*truth
      Kiiim~         says:
*:')
         EGGPIT         says:
*:')
*(':
      Kiiim~         says:
*:')(':
*('::')
*::'')(
*:')
         EGGPIT         says:
*por que?
      Kiiim~         says:
*no
         EGGPIT         says:
*por quoi?
*i'm sorry sir but your icon has gone over cute factors, you must now be executed
      Kiiim~         says:
*Okay.
         EGGPIT         says:
**shoots*
      Kiiim~         says:
*:') So. Did you shoot me yet? I wasn't paying attention.
         EGGPIT         says:
*Yes.
      Kiiim~         says:
*How can I trust you? :')
*:')
*:')
*:')
         EGGPIT         says:
*because you look like swiss cheese :')
      Kiiim~         says:
**skin grows back* :')
*:')
*:')
*:')

[jadedcobrah]

iJADED says:
I love pairing Alfred with.... two things.. that start with c.
COMMUNISTS.
and
CONFEDERATES.

Ursula says:
...oh lolrd
xDDD

iJADED says:
Team communism has Ivan, Natalia and Yaketerina... Team Confederacy has Jeremiah and Beauregard. HAHAHAHAHA ALFRED YOU SILLY LITTLE WHORE.

Ursula says:
XDDD
he must have a C fetish or something
like Japan has a K fetish

iJADED says:
cheeseburger
communism
confederacy
capitalism
cats

Ursula says:
oh god

iJADED says:
credit cards
cars

Ursula says:
cheesecake

iJADED says:
cheese
carbon soda

Ursula says:
carbon

iJADED says:
carbon dioxide
carbonated water
citric acid

Ursula says:
...citric fruits :u

iJADED says:
cities

Ursula says:
yesyes cities

iJADED says:
csa's dick THAT TOTALLY STARTS WITH A C

Ursula says:
...LOL JADE
WELL, IT DOES
chocolate
cereal

iJADED says:
CURTANS
curtains?

Ursula says:
uhh yes
...
cum

iJADED says:
god America loves that shit
so
much
it's in so much of his goddamn porno

Ursula says:
haha, yes
everybody loves porn

iJADED says:
jeremiah has ton of alfred-rated porn under his bed. but don't tell him that I know that. SHSHH I WAS A FLY ON HIS WALL.

Ursula says:
specially the internetz

iJADED says:
he was jacking off. yes.

Ursula says:
OH NO REALLYYYY?

iJADED says:
WELL DUH.
Ursula says:
well, I'm pretty sure he has also under his pillow :I

iJADED says:
pillow would be too obvious, Jerry's too smart for that.

Ursula says:
oh, that is right

iJADED says:
brb gonna post this on RA

[jadedcobrah]

[e-mail] (9:37:51 AM): WAIT JADE?
[e-mail] (9:37:54 AM): WHAT ARE WE CALLED?

JadeDogNightMare (9:38:01 AM): THE LEGUE OF VAGINAS?

[e-mail] (9:38:06 AM): NO I MEAN LIKe
[e-mail] (9:38:11 AM): IF WE LIVE IN VIOLATION
[e-mail] (9:38:15 AM): What are we called?
[e-mail] (9:38:23 AM): LIKE ITALIAN OR FRENCH OR POLISH

JadeDogNightMare (9:38:25 AM): Violators?

[e-mail] (9:38:33 AM): OHHHHHH DUH

JadeDogNightMare (9:38:47 AM): and to be a violator is to be Violatorian. yes.

[e-mail] (9:39:29 AM): obby
[e-mail] (9:39:44 AM): MOM'S LIKE " I'M GLAD WE'RE SO POWERFUL"

JadeDogNightMare (9:39:54 AM): POWERRRRFULLNESS
JadeDogNightMare (9:39:59 AM): wait what is that directed at

[e-mail] (9:40:02 AM): idfk
[e-mail] (9:40:10 AM): HEY CAN I BE THE MILITARY LEADER, TOO?
[e-mail] (9:40:19 AM): AND AND I'LL RIDE A DRAGON AND STUFF

JadeDogNightMare (9:40:36 AM): SURE, BUT I;LL BE THE GENERAL.
[e-mail] (9:40:40 AM): obby
JadeDogNightMare (9:41:40 AM): and then us violators are gonna get sick of America's shit and we're gonna start a war, OH BABY. AND THEN THE CONFEDERATE STATES WILL SOME HOW COME BACK AND SHIT WILL GO DOWN AND IT WILL BE AWESOME because the confederacy would be on our side just cuz we'd be against america AND NO I DO NOT HAVE DAYDREAMS ABOUT THIS ALL THE DAMN TIME WHERE'D YOU GET THAT IDEA /MANLY SOB

[e-mail] (9:42:04 AM): OH GOD YES
[e-mail] (9:42:20 AM): AND MY DRAGON WILL SHOOT FIREBALLS THAT MAKE MEN'S BALLS EXPLODE PSHAW

JadeDogNightMare (9:42:27 AM): THAT WOULD BE SO COOL

[e-mail] (9:42:34 AM): PSSHHH YEAH

JadeDogNightMare (9:42:46 AM): AND IT'D BE CALLED THE SEXUAL ASSAULT OF <YEAR IT ALL HAPPENED>

[e-mail] (9:43:02 AM): OH GOD YES
[e-mail] (9:44:48 AM): WE OUGHT TO DRAW SCENES FROM IT

[jadedcobrah]

E-V says:
AT LEAST THAT'S POSITIVE
I'm prolly gonna name my children after charactersOTL

iJADED says:
same. same. /sob

E-V says:
HAHA I can imagine it now

iJADED says:
WHAT ARE YOU IMAGINING

E-V says:
me calling the kids in for supper

iJADED says:
JARED, IGGY, THAT ONE OTHER KID WHOSE NAME I FORGOT, TIME FOR DINNER

E-V says:
oh lol you know me so well

iJADED says:
I sure do. NOW TRY DOING ME, AHAHAHAAHAHAH lolpun

E-V says:
FRANCE! UK! FRUK! COME IN! I HAVE ICE CREAM
you had three

iJADED says:
..... AHAHAHAHAHA LMAO
I so would.

E-V says:
WHAT THE F*CK, FRUK!? YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO PEE THERE

iJADED says:
USE THE GODDAMN TOILET, GOD WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE FRANCE.

E-V says:
NO, FRANCE, YOU CAN'T SLEEP OVER AT JARED'S HOUSE. SHE HAS GIRLY PARTS AND YOU'RE A BOY...and a pervery
PERVERT
DANGGGG

iJADED says:
I DON'T WANT GRANDKIDS JUST YET

E-V says:
ME NEITHER cause then they'd be at MY house :l

iJADED says:
Yeah
they would be.
allot.

E-V says:
Unless I mailed em to you with a no return policy

iJADED says:
that would be cruel.
and unusual.

E-V says:
CB
they'd like it
sadism runs in their blood

iJADED says:
oh man
that's true

E-V says:
I WONDER WHO DADDY IS

iJADED says:
OH GAWRSH
Bethan is my baby's daddy that's for sure.
DON'T ASK ME HOW IT'S POSSIBLE, I DON'T KNOW.

E-V says:
I HAVE NO IDEA WHO KNOCKED ME UP D:

iJADED says:
GANGBANG'D

E-V says:
oh yeah
dang I'm a whore

iJADED says:
not in comparison to me, bro. Bethan may be the father of my kids, but the world knows I have more kids than that. :C sobbu

E-V says:
awww, I bet one of those is mine

iJADED says:
.... yeah.

[jadedcobrah]

** sorrelstar has joined
<Esabelle-Ryngin> Teehee! *dons a handlebar mustache to stroke jovially*
<JadedCobrah> OH GEE WILLIKERS SOMEONE LIVED
<Esabelle-Ryngin> NO WAIT IT'S A VEGETABULAR ZOMBIE.
<JadedCobrah> OH MY GAWRDDDD
<Esabelle-Ryngin> Shoot it with the ranch sauce!
<Esabelle-Ryngin> That's the only way
<Esabelle-Ryngin> You must, Jaded!
<sorrelstar> .w. lol hi
<Esabelle-Ryngin> YOU WILL HAVE TO EAT THE SORREL.
<Esabelle-Ryngin> (Hi, Ice~!)
<sorrelstar> D:
<sorrelstar> (( lol hi Iggy ))
<JadedCobrah> *holds up gun* I- I'M SORRY SORREL, BUT I'VE GOTTA ... DO THIS... FOR THE GREATER GOOD OF HUMANITY.
<Esabelle-Ryngin> Oh-- Oh no~
<Esabelle-Ryngin> The infection is spreading from this carpet of astro-turf!
<sorrelstar> B-BUT CAN'T YOU EAT SOMEONE NO ONE WILL MISS LIKE..... JUSTIN BIBER? DB
<Esabelle-Ryngin> ...
<Esabelle-Ryngin> Four-year-olds cry loudly for of that guy. Just no. I'm not going there.
<Esabelle-Ryngin> *grammarfail*
<JadedCobrah> I'LL MISS HIM BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HIM AND IF I EAT SOMEONE I NEVER MET THEN I WON'T BE ABLE TO MEET THEM AND AND - THE FOUR YEAR OLDS, SORREL. THE FOUR YEAR OLDS.
<sorrelstar> OH NO ONE WELL MISS ME, CAUSE I'VE GOT ON LOVEEEEE~.
<Esabelle-Ryngin> What about Hanna Montana?
<Esabelle-Ryngin> *opens phone* OH GOD, JADED. YOUR EVIL TWIN GOT INFECTED.
<JadedCobrah> I WANT TO MEET HER TOOOOOOO plus if I eat her then how can I film her raping America BE THE GODMOTHER TO HER CHILDREN!?!
<JadedCobrah> WHAT
<JadedCobrah> WHAT
<JadedCobrah> WOAH
<JadedCobrah> WOAH NO - NOT MY TWINNNN ;A;
<Esabelle-Ryngin> Have you made sure Habu and the others are safe?
<JadedCobrah> YEAH, THEY'RE IN THE SAFETY DOME IN MY BASEMENT
<JadedCobrah> as are all of my childrens.
<Esabelle-Ryngin> Astro-Turf can't make it there?
<Esabelle-Ryngin> How big. Is the crack. Under the door.
<JadedCobrah> .. except Jefferson. BUT HE'S SAFE. HE'S A GODDAMN CONFEDERATE-BORN CHILD-
<JadedCobrah> OH MY GOD
<JadedCobrah> I DON'T KNOW
<JadedCobrah> HOW BIG IS IT?
<JadedCobrah> SOMEONE GET ME A RULER
<Esabelle-Ryngin> Astro-Turf is more flexible than it seems.
<JadedCobrah> NNOOOOOO WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE except Habu and my childrens. and maybe Jefferson. and those other people.
<Esabelle-Ryngin> Hahaha, we should discover teh cure.
<Esabelle-Ryngin> **the
<JadedCobrah> HOW CAN WE FIND THE CUTE
<JadedCobrah> CURE
<JadedCobrah> WE HAVE NO TESTUBE BABIES
<Esabelle-Ryngin> THE CURE IS CUTE, DON'T YOU SEE?
<Esabelle-Ryngin> Astro Turf fears the cute.
<JadedCobrah> ....... OH MY GAWRSH
<JadedCobrah> MEN, PUT ON YOUR MOE FACES. THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING KAWAII.
<Esabelle-Ryngin> YES MA'AM. *puts on a Pichu mask*
<JadedCobrah> WE MIGHT WIN THIS
<JadedCobrah> WE MIGHT LOSE THIS
<Esabelle-Ryngin> Okay. So our weapons are the moe beam and cool, cool ranch.
<JadedCobrah> BUT ALL THAT MATTERS IS WE DO THIS TOGETHER.
<JadedCobrah> TEAMWORK, MEN. IT IS HOW WARS ARE WON. AND- *insert the rest of that HEROIC speech of HEROISM here*
<Esabelle-Ryngin> This speech. It screams... AMERICA.
<Esabelle-Ryngin> NEVER TRY TO SWIM AGAINST THE MIGHTY TIDE OF JUSTICE!!
<JadedCobrah> REBELLION, MOTHERFUCKERS!!! MEN, LET'S GO! *LOADS GUN* IT'S TIME TO TAKE OUT SOME ASTRO TURF ASS.
<Esabelle-Ryngin> ... But what the hell does Ranch do to Astro-Turf?
<Esabelle-Ryngin> It's blooming invincible.
<JadedCobrah> DUDE I DON'T EVEN KNOW.
<JadedCobrah> BUT MOE FACES, MEN. MOE FACES.
<Esabelle-Ryngin> Kill it with fire?
<JadedCobrah> - SPEAKING OF FIRE, I'LL GO GET HABU'S PET DRAGON RIGHT NOW
<Esabelle-Ryngin> Awesome!
<JadedCobrah> *SO GENERAL JADED LEAVES AND IT'S DRAMATIC AND THEN BOOM SHE'S BACK CRASHING INTO THE WALL WITH A MOTHERFUCKING FIRE-BREATHING DRAGON*
<Esabelle-Ryngin> HOLY SHIT
<Esabelle-Ryngin> YOU WEREN'T KIDDING.
<JadedCobrah> YEAHHHHHH BOY, ALL ABOARD BAMF, SO WE CAN SAVE THE WORLD. FOR THE GREATER GOOD OF HUMANITY.

[jadedcobrah]

WARNING: NOTHING IN THIS CONVERSATION IS AWESOME BESIDES THE FACT WE HAVE A 69-PAIRING ORGY. ALSO THIS IS REALLY LONG SO SCROLLING MAY GIVE YOU HERNIA.

iJADED says:
/sobbbb
I'M GONNA TRY COMING UP WITH AN OT30 LIKE I DID ONCE WITH BETHAN
Ursula says:
A WHAT
iJADED says:
BUT THIS TIME WITH CANON!MONACO, AND FEM!FRANCE.
okay see
once
me and Bethan were talking about Rockall
and pairings.
and I started this OT30
Ursula says:
but what OT30 stands for? rofl.
iJADED says:
and- here lemme just go get the convo
ONE TRUE 30
Ursula says:
AH
iJADED says:
heroinehighlands.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=sharing&thread=50&page=14#1995
Ursula says:
HOLY DHSGHFDGH
iJADED says:
I WANNA GO FOR ANOTHER OT30 LIKE THAT, OR MAYBE MORE. And I know I want it to have AustraliaxFem!FrancexEnglandxCanon!Monaco in it. YES.
Ursula says:
OMG I want to make a OT197 D:
iJADED says:
or 69
Ursula says:
...omg yes
because 69 is an amazing number.
iJADED says:
yeah man
so we need 69 pairings in one.
Ursula says:
FFFFFFFFFFFFFF yes |:U
iJADED says:
OKAY HERE I GO LEMME DO THIS I can do this bro I AM DOING THIS THANG
... no, you start.
Ursula says:
OKAY
SHOULD I START WITH THE PARINGS YOU MENTIONED AT THE TOP?
iJADED says:
I DON'T KNOW
Ursula says:
but I have no idea who I'd also pair canon Monaco with. lol.
iJADED says:
AHAHAHAHA NEITHER DO I ;;;
maybe Canada. oh yeah, maybe Canada.
Ursula says:
...that could work.
iJADED says:
OH AND CANADAxMEXICO OR CANADxPRUSSIA because eff the world I love those pairings.
Ursula says:
AustriaxFemFrancexEnglandxCanon MonacoxCanadaxMexicoxPrussia ??
lol wat MexicoxPrussia
iJADED says:
OH GAWRSH
lol Austria FUNNIEST TYPO EVER
Ursula says:
LOL -just noticed-
Australia* :u
iJADED says:
*pets* I forgive you. ANYWAYS. here I gooo.
Ursula says:
YAY
iJADED says:
CUBAxSEYCHELLESxAUSTRALIAxFEM!FRANCExENGLANDxCANON!MONACOxCANADAxMEXICOXUSAxCSAxPRUSSIAxSPAIN
Ursula says:
...omg yes xDD
iJADED says:
12 so far
BUT LETS KEEP GOING
Ursula says:
WHO DO YOU LIKE PAIR SPAIN WITH AGAIN?
...holy shit, it rhymed : D
iJADED says:
I REALLY ONLY LIKE PRUSSIAxSPAIN BUT THERE'S AUSTRIA (NOT A TYPO AHAHAHA ;; ) xSPAIN AND SPAINxROMANO BUT I DON'T LIKE THOSE REALLY but if we go with Austria, then we can add Hungary afterwards. yes.
Ursula says:
HMM okay C8
iJADED says:
yeah
Ursula says:
CubaxSeychellesxAustraliaxFem!FrancexEnglandxCanonMonacoxCanadaxMexicoxUSAxCSAxPrussiaxSpainxAustriaxHungary :noes: there are 14 I think.
iJADED says:
yeah there is
Ursula says:
YAY
HUNGARYxITALY?
iJADED says:
IDK. LET ME SEE.
hurm, if I go HungaryxGermanyxItalyxJapan, then I'll have my ItalyxJapan which makes me happy btw.. but then I can't add BelgiumxGermany which I also like... hurm.
THIS IS TOUGH.
Ursula says:
HMM
it is ;; specially that if you take off, you'd also take ItalyxGermany off
pfft
iJADED says:
CubaxSeychellesxAustraliaxFem!FrancexEnglandxCanon!MonacoxCanadaxMexicoxUSAxCSAxPrussiaxSpainxAustriaxHungaryxTurkeyxArmeniaxGreecexJapanxItalyxGermanyxBelgium
GOT IT.
Ursula says:
YOU'RE A GENIUS
iJADED says:
yeah, I am. CB>
21 so far
Ursula says:
Belgiumx ? idk, I pretty much see her with everyone
iJADED says:
MAYBE POLAND?
Ursula says:
SURE
DO WE HAVE RUSSIA YET?
iJADED says:
WE DON'T HAVE HIM ON THE LIST YET BUT YOU COULD ADD HIM
Ursula says:
BelgiumxPolandxRussia?
iJADED says:
... SURE I DON'T SEE WHY NOT
Ursula says:
YAY
CubaxSeychellesxAustraliaxFem!FrancexEnglandxCanon!MonacoxCanadaxMexicoxUSAxCSAxPrussiaxSpainxAustriaxHungaryxTurkeyxArmeniaxGreecexJapanxItalyxGermanyxBelgiumxPolandxRussia
twenty three
iJADED says:
DUDE I JUST REALIZED ... WE FORGOT LUXEMBOURG /SADFAISS
Ursula says:
DJHSFBDH we did D:
PrussiaxLuxembourgxSpain? lolidk
iJADED says:
CubaxSeychellesxAustraliaxFem!FrancexEnglandxCanon!MonacoxCanadaxMexicoxUSAxCSAxLuxembourgxPrussiaxSpainxAustriaxHungaryxTurkeyxArmeniaxGreecexJapanxItalyxGermanyxBelgiumxPolandxRussiaxChinaxKoreaxHong-KongxTaiwanxThailandxVietnam
Ursula says:
ASIANxASIAN
ffffh, Vietnam would go with USA? D:
iJADED says:
IDK
Ursula says:
W-WE FORGOT USAxHannah Montana
unless you dont want to add this paring, I'm cool with it, hurr.
iJADED says:
I WOULD LOVE TO ADD IT BUT THEN THAT WOULD THROW EVERYTHING OUT OF WHACK.
Ursula says:
THAT IS TRUE
iJADED says:
MAYBE VIETNAMxMAN!LUXEMBOURG?
Ursula says:
SURE, BUT WOULDN'T THAT FUCK EVERYTHING UP? D:
iJADED says:
...... PROBABLY.
BUT CAN YOU THINK OF ANYTHING BETTER?
Ursula says:
N-NO
iJADED says:
thought so.
Ursula says:
OTL
iJADED says:
MAYBE LOOKING THROUGH BETHAN OR HALEY'S FAVORITES CAN GIVE ME IDEAS. SOMETIMES THAT HAPPENS.
Ursula says:
HURR, I'll look throught Haley's and you'll throught Bethan's?
or should we swithc
switch*
iJADED says:
COULD WORK
Ursula says:
OKAY
PolandxRussia could work. but it also would fuck everything up, I guess
NO WAIT
we already have it
iJADED says:
WE ALREADY HAVE THAT LOL
Ursula says:
C8
iJADED says:
yeah
Ursula says:
do we have USAxCanada
?
iJADED says:
NO WE DON'T
cuz it'd fuck up the canadaxmexicooo
Ursula says:
ah, that is true
and the USAxCSA too, I think
iJADED says:
yeah
MAYBE WE COULD JUST SAY "FUCK CANON" AND SAY FEM!FRANCE AND MAN!FRANCE ARE SUDDENLY TWINS, PAIR FEM!FRANCE OFF WITH AUSTRALIA AND ENGLAND, AND PAIR MAN!FRANCE WITH VIETNAM, AND SCOTLAND? lolol man that's retarded but it would fix our dilemma in a heartbeat
Ursula says:
....LOL it would.
i say we should do it, no matter how retarded it is? XD
besides, France, female or male, looks good with everyone/everything. rofl.
iJADED says:
.. that's true.
Ursula says:
OKAY SO
CubaxSeychellesxAustraliaxFem!FrancexEnglandxCanon!MonacoxCanadaxMexicoxUSAxCSAxLuxembourgxPrussiaxSpainxAustriaxHungaryxTurkeyxArmeniaxGreecexJapanxItalyxGermanyxBelgiumxPolandxRussiaxChinaxKoreaxHong-KongxTaiwanxThailandxVietnamxMan!FrancexScottland
iJADED says:
that's 32
half way there man
Ursula says:
...23 REVERSE LOL
yay
but wait, which scotland we're talking about?
iJADED says:
I DON'T KNOW. A Scotland. I WOULD SAY KIRSTEN'S SCOTLAND, EXCEPT HER SCOTLAND ISN'T SCOTLAND ANYMORE.
Ursula says:
:U OKAY
iJADED says:
but then that leaves us with a problem.
Ursula says:
hmm?
iJADED says:
after that, scotlandxwho?
Ursula says:
thats what I thought
...ScotlandxFem!England
iJADED says:
b-but that's incest
Ursula says:
ah, that's right D:
iJADED says:
... OH MY GOD I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING
Ursula says:
HMM?
WAIT, did we added Ukraine?
iJADED says:
NO WE DIDN'T. ;;
Ursula says:
FFFFFFH
iJADED says:
I was kinda saving her for later so we could go EstoniaxUkrainexLatviaxLiechtenstien
yeah
but anyways
Ursula says:
hmm I see c:
iJADED says:
VIETNAMxINDIA
Ursula says:
LOLQUE
iJADED says:
I DON'T KNOW HOW IT WORKS OUT
BUT ... WHO CARES.
Ursula says:
SO IT'LL BE Man!FrancexVietnamxIndiaxScotland? ?
ffff, double '?' D:
iJADED says:
noo I think we can get rid of man!France and scotland if we go with India
Ursula says:
hmm that works
iJADED says:
if we go with India we can go VietnamxIndiaxFem!EnglandxMan!FrancexScotlandxHollandxEstoniaxUkrainexLatviaxLiechtenstienxSealandxRose IslandxMabel!MonacoxSeborgaxAndorraxRomanoxAlbania
Ursula says:
FFFFFFFFFFH god jade, you're a genius. lmfao.
I knew you were saving Mabel for later
iJADED says:
CubaxSeychellesxAustraliaxFem!FrancexEnglandxCanon!MonacoxCanadaxMexicoxUSAxCSAxLuxembourgxPrussiaxSpainxAustriaxHungaryxTurkeyxArmeniaxGreecexJapanxItalyxGermanyxBelgiumxPolandxRussiaxChinaxKoreaxHong-KongxTaiwanxThailandxVietnamxIndiaxFem!EnglandxMan!FrancexScotlandxHollandxEstoniaxUkrainexLatviaxLiechtenstienxSealandxRose IslandxMabel!MonacoxSeborgaxAndorraxRomanoxAlbania
yeah, yeah I am. ;D
Ursula says:
lol, we got FrUk twice :'D
iJADED says:
46
YES WE DO. because we're bamfs.
Ursula says:
fuck yes
hnng, is Albania paired with anyone?
iJADED says:
IDK LET ME CHECK
MONTENEGRO? idk
Ursula says:
UHH, sure. but the problem is Montenegroxwho
iJADED says:
ugh
IDK
Ursula says:
fuck
iJADED says:
for the hell of it lets say MontenegroxSweden lmao
Ursula says:
...rofl yes
Swedenx ?
Finland?
iJADED says:
MontenegroxSwedenxFinlandxIcelandxNorwayxDenmark
Ursula says:
YES : D
52 <3
iJADED says:
WE'RE SO CLOSE
SO CLOSE
I CAN TASTE ITTTTT
so Denmarkx - either Slovenia, Rockall, or Greenland.
Ursula says:
hmm DenmarkxRockallxSlovenia?
iJADED says:
IDKK
Ursula says:
IDK EITHER, BRO ;n;
iJADED says:
DenmarkxRockallxFaroe islandsxGreenlandxSloveniaxCroatiaxMacedoniaxPersiaxRome idfk
Ursula says:
I WAS THINKING THAT GREENLAND SHOULD BE PAIRED WITH AN ISLAND. so it works for me. rofl.
iJADED says:
WOO
RomexMama Greece or RomexGermania?
Ursula says:
Germania
then we pair Germania with Greece? idfk
iJADED says:
IDK. maybe we should go
PersiaxMama GreecexRomexGermanixNorwegia
*GERMANIA
Ursula says:
hmmm that could work C8
iJADED says:
YES I KNOW
I'm a genius
Ursula says:
you sure are
<33
iJADED says:
63
Ursula says:
HO SHI
first check if we're forgetting anyone
iJADED says:
well, we're forgetting Lithuania, Egypt, allot of the African-tans, Argentina, Antartica...
Ursula says:
hnng
iJADED says:
BUT ANTARTICA ISN'T EVEN A COUNTRY. SO TECHNICALLY THAT DOESN'T COUNT.
Ursula says:
...that's true, lol
iJADED says:
Quebec kinda counts as a country. Even though it's really only just a micronation from what I know.
Ursula says:
Quebec?
ah
lemme google it
iJADED says:
micronation/country in Canada
Ursula says:
hmm it is
iJADED says:
idk I've seen lots of Quebec-tans that are dudes or look just like Canada, but for some reason I think Quebec would be a girl.
Ursula says:
hmm I could try making a Quebec FC that is a girl?
rofl
seeing as I don't have a Hetalia FC yet
iJADED says:
yeah. EITHER THAT OR I COULD DO THAT but then again most of my fcs are girls anyways |:C
Ursula says:
hmm
iJADED says:
OR MAYBE WE COULD DO WHAT ME AND BETHAN DID. I design her, and you adopt her? IDK, LMAO
Ursula says:
LOLOL sure C8
that reminds me... didn't I adopted your Sonic FC Cali like, forever ago?
iJADED says:
YEAH, I THINK SO?
Ursula says:
WELL, i wasn't much of a good owner, thought. even thought I like her ;;
iJADED says:
YEAH but you were never really into STH anyways, so I can't blame you, lol.
Ursula says:
but I suppose that if you make that FC (the APH one) it'd be easy for me to draw. :u
lol, I like Sonic, but never was really into the fandom.
iJADED says:
Yeah.
Ursula says:
BUT YEAH
Quebec should be paired with who?
iJADED says:
HNN. IDK. lemme see.
IF WE INCLUDE ANTARTICA, QUEBECxANTARTICA WOULD BE KINDA CUTE? but yeah lemme see if Quebec has any history with anyone we don't have yet.
Ursula says:
OKAY <3
iJADED says:
WELL THERES PLENTY THAT ARE //POSSIBLE// AND NOT LISTED BUT UH I can't really find anything about an actual history with anyone that isn't related to her.
Ursula says:
HMM i see. we should stick to QuebecxAntartica then?
iJADED says:
yeah probably
Ursula says:
BECAUSE BOTH AREN'T REALLY COUNTRIES, SO C8
iJADED says:
MAKES SENSE TO ME LOL
Ursula says:
SAME <3
iJADED says:
SO LETS CRACK NORWEGIA WITH GENERAL WINTER, THEN WE'LL GO GENERAL WINTERxANTARTICAxQUEBECxIRELANDxPITCAIRN ISLANDxNORFOLK ISLAND, and that's 69
Ursula says:
OMGOMG YES JADE
BECAUSE IT'S ALL SNOW
iJADED says:
YAY SNOW
Ursula says:
W-WE GOT A SIXTYNINE SOME C':

[haley.]

Molii [c=#5CCAF3]★[/c] says:
OH
WE WERE ABOUT TO CUT THE CAKE
[c=#800517]♪ Prin[/c]z[c=#800517]esschen—!![/c] says:
GO CUT THE CAAAAAAKE
Molii [c=#5CCAF3]★[/c] says:
DO YOU WANT SOME?
[c=#800517]♪ Prin[/c]z[c=#800517]esschen—!![/c] says:
... |:C
Molii [c=#5CCAF3]★[/c] says:
IT'S CHOCOLATE AND CREAM
[c=#800517]♪ Prin[/c]z[c=#800517]esschen—!![/c] says:
... ||||||||:C
Molii [c=#5CCAF3]★[/c] says:
ilu
[c=#800517]♪ Prin[/c]z[c=#800517]esschen—!![/c] says:
ihu
Molii [c=#5CCAF3]★[/c] says:
yay

[haley.]

[c=#B2B2B2]ShotaLovi & LoliLovi's[/c] Molii [c=#5CCAF3]★[/c] says:
( guess what happyds.deviantart.com/art/Tuna-162509227 )
[c=#800517]♪[/c]Molii's [c=#989792]LoliLovi Princess!![/c] says:
( ... )
( holy shit. )
[c=#B2B2B2]ShotaLovi & LoliLovi's[/c] Molii [c=#5CCAF3]★[/c] says:
( it's sexy innit )
[c=#800517]♪[/c]Molii's [c=#989792]LoliLovi Princess!![/c] says:
( seriously said 'holy shit' outloud when I saw that. )
[c=#B2B2B2]ShotaLovi & LoliLovi's[/c] Molii [c=#5CCAF3]★[/c] says:
( i ove the hair |: )
( love* )
[c=#800517]♪[/c]Molii's [c=#989792]LoliLovi Princess!![/c] says:
( i want to make love to his hair. )
( while it's on fire. )
( I DON'T CARE IF IT BURNS ME ALL TO HELL. )
[c=#B2B2B2]ShotaLovi & LoliLovi's[/c] Molii [c=#5CCAF3]★[/c] says:
( *LICKS FINGER AND PUTS IT ON HER SKIN* TSSSS )
[c=#800517]♪[/c]Molii's [c=#989792]LoliLovi Princess!![/c] says:
( ...Now that would be funny. Tsuna gets too turned out and his hair just bursts out into flames and he's all AAA I'M SORRY )
[c=#B2B2B2]ShotaLovi & LoliLovi's[/c] Molii [c=#5CCAF3]★[/c] says:
( and then Haley would be all AHAHAH ISSOKAY WHAT DOESN'T KILL ME MAKES ME STRONGER )
[c=#800517]♪[/c]Molii's [c=#989792]LoliLovi Princess!![/c] says:
( YES. YES I WOULD. )
( ok this is going on RA )
[c=#B2B2B2]ShotaLovi & LoliLovi's[/c] Molii [c=#5CCAF3]★[/c] says:
( do it )

[haley.]

[c=#00FF00]Kryptonite[/c=#0036F2]Kim says:
b-but still ;3; okay. maybe I will soon. and fffffff. DUDE I AM STILL TRAPPED IN THE HETALIA FANDOM. hurr. I just love it so much /sob;
[c=#B048B5]Haley[/c] is [c=#B048B5]Fran[/c]tastic~.[c] ♪ says:
IT'S OKAY. I ALSO LOVE IT STILL ; U ;
But yeah, I've just been learning to spread myself around. which is noice because usually a find a fandom and freak out over it then LEAVE IT... like I did with Soul Eater. but I STILL Love Hetalia. <33
[c=#00FF00]Kryptonite[/c=#0036F2]Kim says:
Oh. I kind of do the same thing but like.. every nowand then i'll do sokmething with fandoms iused to be in. like the One Piece fandom. ohhh my goooddd. I loved one piece so hard. but any way I was doodling some one piece stuff AND YOU GET MY POINT RIGHT?
[c=#B048B5]Haley[/c] is [c=#B048B5]Fran[/c]tastic~.[c] ♪ says:
YES, I GOT YOUR POINT. ; u ; Hnnngh, I do that with fandoms every now and again. like, i'll revisit naruto every now and again.
[c=#00FF00]Kryptonite[/c=#0036F2]Kim says:
Once upon a time Kim was in the Naruto fandom. A few months passed and she began to hate it. She noticed the characters were all SUES AND DREWS. She got mad and left that fandom. FOR GOOD. But now, Kim makes fun of it. THE END. c: Sorry I had to say ithat
..."ithat"?I MEANT "THAT"
[c=#B048B5]Haley[/c] is [c=#B048B5]Fran[/c]tastic~.[c] ♪ says:
I STAYED IN THAT FANDOM FOR LIKE... Gosh, over a year. And when I finally got out I was like "...WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT."
[c=#00FF00]Kryptonite[/c=#0036F2]Kim says:
Its like when you're driving a car and a robot unicorn comes out of no where and smashes into your car and you're just like "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT" Yup. It happens all the time.
[c=#B048B5]Haley[/c] is [c=#B048B5]Fran[/c]tastic~.[c] ♪ says:
Ain't that the truth.

[haley.]

[c=#B2B2B2]ShotaLovi & LoliLovi's[/c] Molii [c=#5CCAF3]★[/c] says:
ihu
♪ [c=#800517]Heroin[/c] : [c=#800517]e[/c] says:
ihu >:C
[c=#B2B2B2]ShotaLovi & LoliLovi's[/c] Molii [c=#5CCAF3]★[/c] says:
BERRU-SENPAI
♪ [c=#800517]Heroin[/c] : [c=#800517]e[/c] says:
NOOOO YOU SAID YOU HATED ME SHI SHI SHI SHI
ugh i want fran in those games I WOULD DIE
[c=#B2B2B2]ShotaLovi & LoliLovi's[/c] Molii [c=#5CCAF3]★[/c] says:
PRETTY SKY TONIGHT
♪ [c=#800517]Heroin[/c] : [c=#800517]e[/c] says:
shut up
[c=#B2B2B2]ShotaLovi & LoliLovi's[/c] Molii [c=#5CCAF3]★[/c] says:
ffffff--
♪ [c=#800517]Heroin[/c] : [c=#800517]e[/c] says:
/plays khr video games playing as himself ololol fourth wall broken
[c=#B2B2B2]ShotaLovi & LoliLovi's[/c] Molii [c=#5CCAF3]★[/c] says:
what.
hey, do they have a fran in that videogame
♪ [c=#800517]Heroin[/c] : [c=#800517]e[/c] says:
no
[c=#B2B2B2]ShotaLovi & LoliLovi's[/c] Molii [c=#5CCAF3]★[/c] says:
...
your voice is gay
♪ [c=#800517]Heroin[/c] : [c=#800517]e[/c] says:
your face is gay
[c=#B2B2B2]ShotaLovi & LoliLovi's[/c] Molii [c=#5CCAF3]★[/c] says:
your hair is gay
♪ [c=#800517]Heroin[/c] : [c=#800517]e[/c] says:
your gay
[c=#B2B2B2]ShotaLovi & LoliLovi's[/c] Molii [c=#5CCAF3]★[/c] says:
my gay what
♪ [c=#800517]Heroin[/c] : [c=#800517]e[/c] says:
shut up i'm busy playing this game
[c=#B2B2B2]ShotaLovi & LoliLovi's[/c] Molii [c=#5CCAF3]★[/c] says:
berru-senpai berru-senpai berru-senpai berru-senpai berru-senpai berru-senpai berru-senpai berru-senpai berru-senpai berru-senpai berru-senpai berru-senpai berru-senpai berru-senpai berru-senpai berru-senpai berru-senpai berru-senpai berru-senpai berru-senpai berru-senpai berru-senpai berru-senpai berru-senpai berru-senpai
♪ [c=#800517]Heroin[/c] : [c=#800517]e[/c] says:
go away no one likes you that's why you're not in this game
[c=#B2B2B2]ShotaLovi & LoliLovi's[/c] Molii [c=#5CCAF3]★[/c] says:
and you're in it because you gave a blowjob to the producer
♪ [c=#800517]Heroin[/c] : [c=#800517]e[/c] says:
AAAAAAA SHUT UP I WOULD NEVER DO THAT don't talk back to me dammit i'm your senpai
[c=#B2B2B2]ShotaLovi & LoliLovi's[/c] Molii [c=#5CCAF3]★[/c] says:
whore-senpai
♪ [c=#800517]Heroin[/c] : [c=#800517]e[/c] says:
bitch
[c=#B2B2B2]ShotaLovi & LoliLovi's[/c] Molii [c=#5CCAF3]★[/c] says:
prostitute
♪ [c=#800517]Heroin[/c] : [c=#800517]e[/c] says:
loser
[c=#B2B2B2]ShotaLovi & LoliLovi's[/c] Molii [c=#5CCAF3]★[/c] says:
blonde idiot
♪ [c=#800517]Heroin[/c] : [c=#800517]e[/c] says:
uncute faggot
[c=#B2B2B2]ShotaLovi & LoliLovi's[/c] Molii [c=#5CCAF3]★[/c] says:
gay princess
♪ [c=#800517]Heroin[/c] : [c=#800517]e[/c] says:
ugly frog
[c=#B2B2B2]ShotaLovi & LoliLovi's[/c] Molii [c=#5CCAF3]★[/c] says:
unattractive shemale
♪ [c=#800517]Heroin[/c] : [c=#800517]e[/c] says:
fuck you i'm trying to play and you're irritating
[c=#B2B2B2]ShotaLovi & LoliLovi's[/c] Molii [c=#5CCAF3]★[/c] says:
then my plan is working
♪ [c=#800517]Heroin[/c] : [c=#800517]e[/c] says:
ok you know what. no one loves you. you know why i'm in this game? because i'm fucking attractive and i have a big fanbase. but no one likes you because you're a faggot... that no one likes
now cry in your room and write deppressing poetry
[c=#B2B2B2]ShotaLovi & LoliLovi's[/c] Molii [c=#5CCAF3]★[/c] says:
i'm not hurt in the slightest
and i'm not in that game because i'm a higher-level unlockable player.
and you're not. so fuck you, senpai.
♪ [c=#800517]Heroin[/c] : [c=#800517]e[/c] says:
first of all, i've beaten the game and gotten all the unlockables. and you're not one of them because the fans hate you.
and second of all
you
wish
[c=#B2B2B2]ShotaLovi & LoliLovi's[/c] Molii [c=#5CCAF3]★[/c] says:
is your brain too small, senpai?
you answered two times to the same comeback. and you did not. because i've been here for more than fifteen minutes and you can't defeat tsuna.
♪ [c=#800517]Heroin[/c] : [c=#800517]e[/c] says:
TSUNA IS THE BOSS HE DOESN'T COUNT IF I BEAT HIM I'LL REALLY WIN
i hate you go away
[c=#B2B2B2]ShotaLovi & LoliLovi's[/c] Molii [c=#5CCAF3]★[/c] says:
see? you used caps
that means i win
♪ [c=#800517]Heroin[/c] : [c=#800517]e[/c] says:
you're a faggot
i'm thinking this needs to go on your journal
[c=#B2B2B2]ShotaLovi & LoliLovi's[/c] Molii [c=#5CCAF3]★[/c] says:
insults as comebacks are for losers
and to ra
♪ [c=#800517]Heroin[/c] : [c=#800517]e[/c] says:
whatever i don't care i'm busy.
/posts to RA

[dizz ✖]

Kim: it's alright. HURR. i want toast. I'M WATCHING AMVs. cB
Dizz: for a second i thought that said "i am watching toast" LOL
Kim: /watches toast; WOW THIS IS EXCITING
Dizz: I KNOW RIGHT. GO TOAST GO.
Kim: LOOK AT THAT TOAST! WOOOO /cheers;
Dizz: OH YEAH. /waves a sign around
Kim: WOOO WOOT /waves a flag with toast on it
Dizz: GO GO GO.

xxx

Dizz: dude... ASJDSKF. i don't know how to respond to that.
Kim: EMBRACE IT, DIZZ. EMBRACE HIS ASS. *STARES AT*
Dizz: *GROPE*
Kim: c'B Gooooooood, dizzzzzz.
Dizz: you should touch it too.
Kim: ...... :'I /strokes it
Dizz: NOW WE JUST NEED POLAND.
Kim: /somehow pulls poland out of pants; :'I
Dizz: ...woah.
that was cool.
Kim: YEAH /strokes his face
Dizz: and now we do them like a boss, on a boat, so they'll jizz in their pants on a lazy sunday. :T
Kim: yes. yes we do. /drags them onto a boat
Dizz: ...but, it's not sunday. :c
Kim: .................... >:'I Oh well.
Dizz: |c i am disappointed.
Kim: okay FINE I guess we can wait 2 hours >:I
Dizz: cB yay.

xxx

Dizz: UHHHH. eating. cB
Kim: YUM
WHAT?
Dizz: CEREAL. and she's having a sandwich. and a granola bar.
Kim: :'I Gimme all your food.
Dizz: /throws at
Kim: /concussion
Dizz: ...how do you get a concussion from that kim.
Kim: I'm special stfu
Dizz: oh okay
NOW EAT
Kim: /shoves it down throat;
Dizz: careful you don't choke, my love. YOU ALREADY HAVE A CONCUSSION.
Kim: K- /chokes
Dizz: K-KIM
Kim: /dead
Dizz: /slow motion "no"
Kim: STFU! /punches;
Dizz: ...I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD
Kim: I AM WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT
Dizz: BUT THEN HOW'D YOU--
Kim: I'm jesus, remember?
Dizz: i... wh-what. WELL AM I GOING TO HEAVEN OR HELL, JESUS?!
Kim: Neither. You're just going to get burried and maggots and flies will feed on your body leaving only your bones. :')
Dizz: ... ;___;
Kim: :')
Dizz: how could you do this to me, kim.
Kim: Because I am Jesus and you're just another low-life form. :')
Dizz: oh. okay.
Kim: Yeah. MY low-life form. :eyes: