Amazing conversations

[haley.]

♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*...so how's death
              Mud   k    im         says:
*pretty awesome.
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*sweet. we should go sometime.............................................    just you and me     
              Mud   k    im         says:
*hmm.....that sounds    lovely    
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*like...............................................................    right now.    
              Mud   k    im         says:
*but...... how?
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*THROUGH THE POWER OF FUNK.
              Mud   k    im         says:
*THE POWER OF FUNK? WOAH
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS DANCE
              Mud   k    im         says:
*LIKE KOREANS?
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*......................................................................................................YES KIM. JUST LIKE KOREANS
*WHICH SHOULD BE VERY EASY
*CONSIDERING WE ARE KOREAN
              Mud   k    im         says:
*MMMM YES. /DANCES
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*KIM YOU'RE DANCING SKILLS ARE SO MUCH MORE KOREAN THAN MINE SOB
              Mud   k    im         says:
*THEN HAREY, COPY EVERYTHING I DO, AND YOU TOO CAN BE A VERY KOREAN DANCER
*or something
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*.......are you sure it works that way.
*I MEAN KIM MAYBE I JUST CAN'T BE THIS KOREAN
              Mud   k    im         says:
*HALEY, WE TURNED THE RUSSIANS KOREAN. OF COURSE YOU CAN BE THIS KOREAN.
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*I'M NOT AS KOREAN AS I USED TO BE, KIMM
*MMMM
*MMMMMMMMM
*MMMMMMM MMMMMM
              Mud   k    im         says:
*MAYBE MY KOREAN TEARS WILL MAKE YOU MORE KOREAN /CRIES FOREVER
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*KIM DON'T WASTE YOUR KOREAN POWERS ON MEEEEE
              Mud   k    im         says:
*I CAN ALWAYS REGAIN THEM SOMEHOW /SOBS
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*YOU'RE SO.......... GIVING /SOBBED ON
              Mud   k    im         says:
*I KNOW SOB. DO YOU FEEL MORE KOREAN?
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*..........SORT OF. LET'S TRY DANCING AND FIND OUT
              Mud   k    im         says:
*OKAY. I'LL START. /DANCES
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
**DANCES WITH*
*IT'S WORKING... IT'S WORKKIINGGGG
              Mud   k    im         says:
*/TEARS OF KOREAN JOY; OH I AM SO HAPPY
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*BUT KIM
*won't this make you less korean? ; A ;

[haley.]

   M       σℓιι                ★         says:
*BROOKLYN RAGE.
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*and julien. who is just julien
*I AM GOING TO DRAW FINNIAN SAYING I DON'T WANNA BE A FURRY
*PARIS RAGE.
   M       σℓιι                ★         says:
*I DON'T WANNA BE A FURRY
*AND JULIEN IN A CAT COSTUME
*SMILING RETARDEDLY
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*AND MOMMON SAYING
*...ARE YOU GOING TO SING?
*I'LL PAY YOU ANY AMMOUNT OF MONEY RIGHT NOW IF YOU DON'T SING
   M       σℓιι                ★         says:
*OH YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME.
*/raps
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*NYA NYA NYA NYA
   M       σℓιι                ★         says:
*THIS TIME I'M REALLY GONNA BEAT YA.
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*oh holy shit
   M       σℓιι                ★         says:
*oh
*oouououoo
*AIN'T NO SURPRISE, CHECK OUT MY HANDCUFFS
*CAN'T BEAT MY, CAN'T BEAT MY, NO THEY CANNOT BEAT MY PARIS RAGE
*I DON'T WANNA BE A FURRY
*NYANYANYA
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*...........................................................what the fuck, camila.
*why do i love you
   M       σℓιι                ★         says:
*do you love me yet
*do you
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*d-do you
*do you love me yet kitten
*Q u Q
   M       σℓιι                ★         says:
*......................GET OUT OF MY LAWN.
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*..........BUT THIS IS MY LAWN
*I JUST LET YOU STAY HERE |:C
   M       σℓιι                ★         says:
*NOW IT'S MINE.
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*.....OK
   M       σℓιι                ★         says:
*PLEASE... JUST... GET OUT.
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
**sits on street corner* :I
   M       σℓιι                ★         says:
*sob
*why
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*because i love you ●ῳ●
   M       σℓιι                ★         says:
*oh god
*oh god oh god--
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*w-what
   M       σℓιι                ★         says:
*OH GOD OH GOD--
*i gotta pee but i'm too lazy to get up ●ῳ●
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*you're a lazy faggotsilver
   M       σℓιι                ★         says:
*assmunchergold--
*NO DAD DON'T
*OH GOD
*SSSFKSDLGJSLDKGS DON'T TURN OFF INTERNET
*I LOVE YOU
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*:CCCCCCC I LOVE YOU
   M       σℓιι                ★         says:
*ps:
*i don't wanna be a furry
*...................................huh
*why am i not gone yet....
*WELL THIS IS GOOD C:
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*YES, IT IS. KEEP STAYING.
*i don't wanna be a furry
*nya nya nya
   M       σℓιι                ★         says:
*
*BASEBALL B(
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*HHOOOMMEEERRRUUNNN
   M       σℓιι                ★         says:
*AIN'T NO SURPRISE
*CHECK OUT MY HAHAHAHAHA
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*WAIT I GOT THIS
*AIN'T NO SURPRISE
*MY CATS HAVE NICE EEEEEEYES
   M       σℓιι                ★         says:
*AIN'T NO SURPRISE
*CHECK OUT MY HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
*/rap noises YOU GO GIRL
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*AIN'T NO SURPRISE
*CHECK OUT MY kamikorosu
   M       σℓιι                ★         says:
*AIN'T NO SURPRISE
*CHECK OUT MY EXTREEEEEEEEEEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*AIN'T NO SURPRISE, CHECK OUT JYYYUUUUDAIME
   M       σℓιι                ★         says:
*FUCK
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*AIN'T NO SURPRISE
*CHECK OUT MY--
*TRASH
   M       σℓιι                ★         says:
*AIN'T NO SURPRISE, CHECK OUT MY    VVVVVVVVVVVVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII    
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*AIN'T NO SURPRIIIIISE CHECK OUT SHI SHI
*why do i typo
*oh hey my fiore is done
   M       σℓιι                ★         says:
*AIN'T NO SURPRISE, CHECK OUT MY KERRO KERRO
*oh god i wanna see
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*okayyyy
   M       σℓιι                ★         says:
*Yo-Gay-Ho
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT
*WHEN I WAS... LIKE... SEVEN
*YU GI OH WAS THE SHIT
*i was like
   M       σℓιι                ★         says:
*I WATCHED, LIKE... ONE EPISODE
*AND GOT BORED OF IT
*go digimon and pokemon
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*i was SEVEN
*it was cool
*power rangers, digimon, and yu gi oh
*yes
   M       σℓιι                ★         says:
*what
*power rangers?
*SERIOUSLY, HALEY?
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*..............WHAT?
*POWER RANGERS ARE AWESOME
*well
*were awesome
*not so much anymore
   M       σℓιι                ★         says:
*bro
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*after they started being ninja's it really went downhill but still.
   M       σℓιι                ★         says:
*they have like 154574641534 versions of the same faggots
*doing the same things
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*NO IT WAS DIFFERENT
   M       σℓιι                ★         says:
*with the same colors
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*IT WAS DIFFERENT EVERY SEASON
*LIKE
*LIKE
*like in the one where they were like
*.....jungle animals or something THAT WAS COOL
   M       σℓιι                ★         says:
*..................................................................
*UH.................... OKAY
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*and the red ranger was the lion
*AND HE WAS DEPRESSED AND CONFUSED BUT STILL MADE A GOOD LEADER AND shut up
   M       σℓιι                ★         says:
*cliche
*NEVER, FAGGOT
*I LOVED DIGIMON
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*      I WAS SEVEN         
*i liked digimon too. i only really watched the first two season though
   M       σℓιι                ★         says:
*WOW
*WOW
*WOW
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*http://kaliona.deviantart.com/art/why-am-i-so-shy-170846987
*WHAT
*WHAT
*FFFF
   M       σℓιι                ★         says:
*<33333333333333333333333333timesinfinite
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*......................................................is it just me or
*does
*...fiore look a WHOLE LOT like Kyoko :I
   M       σℓιι                ★         says:
*a little
*BUT SHE'S COMPLETELY AWESOMER AND LOVABLE
*i love you
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*iloveyou.
   M       σℓιι                ★         says:
*<3!
*WELL I'M GLAD YOU ASKED.
*nyeh nyeh nyeh
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*STOP WATCHING THAT
   M       σℓιι                ★         says:
*NEVER
*NEVER
*NEVER!!!!!
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*or i will rewrite the whole song for julien
   M       σℓιι                ★         says:
*do it
*oh god
*do it
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*NYA NYA NYA
   M       σℓιι                ★         says:
*NYA NYA NYA
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*http://chericegirl.deviantart.com/ why do the really wierd people watch me sob
   M       σℓιι                ★         says:
*BAD ARTIST sob
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*....... /watches brooklyn rage again
   M       σℓιι                ★         says:
*HAHAHAHAH YES
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*I REMEMBER WHEN I THOUGHT THIS SHOW WAS COOL
   M       σℓιι                ★         says:
*HAHAHA ME TOO
*i don't wanna be a furry
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*AND I WOULD WATCH IT
*AND SAY TO MYSELF
   M       σℓιι                ★         says:
*omg so k00l!!!!!!!!!111
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*"................. :I kaiba totally has a mancrush on yugi why he trippin"
   M       σℓιι                ★         says:
*WHY YOU TRIPPIN'
*I AIN'T DO NOTHIN'
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*BUT THAT WAS PROBABLY MY MOTHER'S FAULT
   M       σℓιι                ★         says:
*UHUHUH <3
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*/AIN'T EVEN DO NOTHIN
   M       σℓιι                ★         says:
*if i go
*ilu
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*ilu too sob
   M       σℓιι                ★         says:
*we'll
*rp calico tomorrow
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*HAHA I AM GOING TO READ YGO FANFICTION TONIGHT
   M       σℓιι                ★         says:
*OH GOD WHAT
              ♪         {               Oh    ,            Calico                Queen         } says:
*yes plz
*I KNOW IT EXISTS because the fandom is big
*BUT I JUST THINK MY CHILDHOOD IS IN NEED OF RAPING

[habu]

^{☆  Habu Horrendous Haddock III ★ says:
Oh
oh lol
/HUGS
ILU JADE
Princess Jaded says:
ILU2
why the sudden affection
☆  Habu Horrendous Haddock III ★ says:
IDK
You're a wonderful friend is all. CB
Princess Jaded says:
.... ggggggggg <33
☆  Habu Horrendous Haddock III ★ says:
NNNNNNNNNGGGGGGUH <333
Princess Jaded says:
<33333333333333333333333333
☆  Habu Horrendous Haddock III ★ says:
/DEVOURS HEARTS LIKE A....LIKE A SLUG.
ewww.
gotta think of something else hang on.
/LIKE A LION...DEVOURING AN ANTELOPE CARCASS.
/BUT WITH HEARTS
Princess Jaded says:
GEEEHEHEHE
☆  Habu Horrendous Haddock III ★ says:
I AM PUTTING THIS ON THE EPIC CONVO THREAD. EVERYONE MUST KNOW OF OUR FORBIDDEN LOVE.}

[jadedcobrah]

hot

[jadedcobrah]

Princess Jaded says:
*HEEEEE.
*condammit.
Ursula says:
*ffffffh wear a condammit
Princess Jaded says:
*CONDAMMIT ALWAYS REMEMBER THE CONDAMNS. WE DON'T WANT LITTLE BOOBALAS RUNNING AROUND YOUR APARTMENT, DO WE?
Ursula says:
*BUT IT MAKES SEX UNPLEASANT
*CONDOMS ARE A LIE
Princess Jaded says:
*oh nooooooooooo.
*FINE GO AHEAD. DON'T USE THE CONDAMN. JUST DON'T COME CRYING TO ME WHEN YOUR BO- GIRLFRIEND ENDS UP PREGNANT.
Ursula says:
*FFFFFFFFFFFFFFine
Princess Jaded says:
*good boy, run along and go have fun =3
Ursula says:
*:'D CAN I PLAY IN THE MUD NAKED?
Princess Jaded says:
*... SURE. WHY NOT.
*JUST MAKE SURE MY SO---DAUGHTER IS NO WHERE NEAR THAT MUD.
Ursula says:
*YAAAAAAAAAAAY -takes off pants. jacket. and everything else-
*I DON'T PROMISE ANYTHING
Princess Jaded says:
*THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME
Ursula says:
*:la: -leaves-

[haley.]

{               love is a battle. fight for it.         } says:
*famous lines coming up, methinks xD
           ♪     {               heroin                    :                   e         } says:
*I'VE HEARD THAT <3
{               love is a battle. fight for it.         } says:
*yyyyup
*Nnngh.
*Fight clubs do exist irl, thanks to this movie.
           ♪     {               heroin                    :                   e         } says:
*Wow. <3
{               love is a battle. fight for it.         } says:
*But a lot of them down't allow female-bodied people, or younger kids.
           ♪     {               heroin                    :                   e         } says:
*Pfftt, only some? So some do?
{               love is a battle. fight for it.         } says:
*Haven't found one, no. But I know there are, somewhere.
*Like, my friend Litzi - her school had one that ran through her lunch period until it got busted.
           ♪     {               heroin                    :                   e         } says:
*GOD that's just, this is healthy.
*Life needs Chaos.
*And pain.
*And when you don't have Chaos, can't you see the glory of the rest of it.
{               love is a battle. fight for it.         } says:
*Society honestly wouldn't be so repressed if we all got a chance to legitimately let loose once in a while.
           ♪     {               heroin                    :                   e         } says:
*I love you.
{               love is a battle. fight for it.         } says:
*I love you, too.
*I'm glad you enjoy my hippie anarchism. xD

[habu]

^{☆  Habu Horrendous Haddock III ★ says:
brb gonna shave my pits
Mσℓιι [c=#FAE805]★[/c]·$45 says:
.............WHAT
☆  Habu Horrendous Haddock III ★ says:
I SAID
BE RIGHT BACK
SHAVING MY ARMPIT HAIR
Mσℓιι [c=#FAE805]★[/c]·$45 says:
OH HABU}

[jadedcobrah]

Princess Jaded says:
*Yay me.
*Hey Kim.
*I have an important message.
*The Chrono Trigger soundtrack? It makes everything instantly cooler. I'm playing... reading... watching.. whatever it is I'm doing, MS Paint adventures - and the soundtrack just - it fucking fits. so well. and instantly makes everything cooler than it already is. I just need to tell someone and you're here. You're welcome for the vital information you've just recieved. You're welcome.
   Mud   k    im     says:
*Oh really? That's awesome bro. That's what happens when I listen to stuff from Gurren Lagann. LIKE, EVERYTHING IS SO EPIC.
Princess Jaded says:
*It's the best feeling in the world.
*You know, I'm thinking that CT moosics fit with MS paint adventures - well, homestuck anyways - because they both deal with time travel. AWESOME. B)
   Mud   k    im     says:
*GHJSDKSD AWESOME BRO. I don't know much about Chrono Trigger so I can't really say much.
Princess Jaded says:
*It's ok man.
*I can't name a whole lot of people who do.
*Point and case though, lots of time travel. So much you can't even count it on two hands.
*Fucking sweet.
   Mud   k    im     says:
*Thats so awesome. Time travel is just yes. I WISH I COULD TRAVEL THROUGH TIME HNNNG
Princess Jaded says:
*So do I man.
*I'd fuck up everything we hold dear to us. Everything.
*And it'd be fucking sweet.
   Mud   k    im     says:
*I can just see you having like a huge empire/kingdom or whatever. Oh my god.
Princess Jaded says:
*Oh man so can I.
*And it'd be fucking sweet.
*And we'd all be sitting there, watching Tom and Jerry or something.
*And just, holy shit it'd be sweet.
   Mud   k    im     says:
*I know. And there would be like a war or something. And we'd just be there. Watching TV.
Princess Jaded says:
*Man I know.
*It'd be so sweet.
*Bitches think we crazy.
*Naw, man. we ain't crazy.
*We crazy awesome.
*Like Kamina, on crack.
*That was extremely fun to type, btw.
   Mud   k    im     says:
*I"M SURE IT WAS. It sounds fun. Kamina on crack. Oh my.

[haley.]

♪     {            heroin                :                e     } says:
*dizz i'm eating kfc and it's so delicious. JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW
izzy dizzy doo says:
*GEE THANKS HALEY I'M TOTALLY NOT HUNGRY OR JEALOUS NOW
           ♪     {            heroin                :                e     } says:
*DOOOHOHOOHHOHOHOHOOHOHOHO
izzy dizzy doo says:
*>:C
           ♪     {            heroin                :                e     } says:
*CB
izzy dizzy doo says:
*YEAH WELL I'M ABOUT TO MAKE SOME CHOCOLATE CAKE SO THERE
           ♪     {            heroin                :                e     } says:
*WHO CARES MMMM DUCH DELICIOUS CHICKEN AND ALSO MCDONALDS FRIES THEY ARE SO TASTY
*/TROLL
izzy dizzy doo says:
*fdskjdsfkklsdf
*STOP
*IT
           ♪     {            heroin                :                e     } says:
*and gosh this soda is so refreshing
izzy dizzy doo says:
*HALEY WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS
           ♪     {            heroin                :                e     } says:
*BECAUSE I'M A JERK

[haley.]

♪ {               haley               heroin         } says:
*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sfp7lynTlo&feature=related habu this song makes me cry ; ____ ;
☆  Habu Horrendous Haddock III ★ says:
*Have you watched the anime it's from or whatever?
♪ {               haley               heroin         } says:
*YES, I HAVE, AND THAT MAKES IT MORE SAD
☆  Habu Horrendous Haddock III ★ says:
*THE LADY SOUNDS LIKE SHE'S ABOUT TO GO INTO LABOR
*AND SHE'S FUCKING SCARED
*CUZ SQUEEZIN THAT BASTARD CHILD OUT
*IS GON HURT LIKE A BITCH
♪ {               haley               heroin         } says:
*AHAHAHAHAHAHA
☆  Habu Horrendous Haddock III ★ says:
*uh i mean
*it's a beautiful songggg
♪ {               haley               heroin         } says:
*YOU ARE SO.... POETIC
☆  Habu Horrendous Haddock III ★ says:
*yeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
*OH I TRY
*NN

*I've never seen the anime, but I love this one song from itttt
*LEMME GO FIND IT
♪ {               haley               heroin         } says:
*so right now i'm tryin' to find good yugioh fanfic. and I see this: SETO IS A MERMAID PRINCE
☆  Habu Horrendous Haddock III ★ says:
*OH MY GOSH
*BUT
*BUT YOU CAN'T PLAY CARD GAMES UNDERWATER
*THIS IS ILLOGICAL
♪ {               haley               heroin         } says:
*I KNOW
*WHAT WILL HE DO TO PASS THE TIME?
*THERE ARE NO DRAGONS TO FAP TO IN THE OCEAN

[jadedcobrah]

I should have posted this like four days ago.

Giromii:

AND HEN LIL' E JUMPED OUT OF NOWHERE AND SAVED HIS BOYFRIEND FROM THE CLUTCHED OF A FANGIRL

JadedCobrah:

AND THEN THEY SHARED A LITTLE ROMANTIC MOMENT BEFORE LI'L E REALIZED HE DID SOMETHING GOOD

Giromii:

LOL YEAH. THEN LI'L E RAN HOME AND SHOWERED WITH HIS EVIL SHAMPOO OF DOOM

JadedCobrah:

and it was a cold shower

because he had a raging boner

that needed to go away

like right now

Giromii:

but then Seymour

burst into the house

worried about Li'l E

and knocks on the bathroom door

JadedCobrah:

and Li'l E was all

dude go away i'm taking a shower

but you know

in a very tsundere kind of tone

Giromii:

And then Seymour was all

But Li'L E you don't seem alright

or something uke like that

his voice dripping with worry

JadedCobrah:

so Li'l E started mumbling profanities before finally being all

why does it concern you?

of course still in his tsundere little tone

that is totally not making Seymour blush or anything like that

Giromii:

And Seymour is all sad now and is all

B-because... _{^{god have mercy}} I like you! A lot!

his face totally not as red as Li'L E's shirt

or anything like that

JadedCobrah:

lololol

and then Li'l E feels THAT STRANGE HUMAN EMOTION CALLED COMPASSION

so he decides to come out wearing nothing but a bathrobe and do something about that

because that STRANGE EMOTION is kinda annoying with the mixture of butterflies in his stomach

and why the hell won't they JUST GO AWAY

Giromii:

And Seymour is feeling the emotion of DESIRE

because as much as it is to his dismay

he wants to cuddle the wannabe-demon and make him feel better and blushes at his crush in a robe

Make him feel all better so he isn't sad anymore

JadedCobrah:

and then they make out



and it was hot




and we were filming it


that's why we knew what happened

Giromii:

and we published it

on everywebsite we could

deviantart 4chan formspring facebook myspace

we skyped our buds a link

and we became rich selling copies

JadedCobrah:

and it was awesome

in every

way

possible

Giromii:

and we spent out money

on the most amazing things ever

like a cat we later named Dave

JadedCobrah:

yeah

and then proceeded to teach Dave how to use swords

which he did

ironically

Giromii:

and we teach him how to swoon girls

and sword tricks

and we would be even more rich

JadedCobrah:

and it is so fucking awesome

like holy shit on toast

Giromii:

NO

like holy shit on cinnamon toast

JadedCobrah:

now that

that is some awesome shit right there

literally

Giromii:

oh yes


it is some very awesome shit

literally

JadedCobrah:

hell

yeah

[habu]

<sup>THE DELICIOUS SPONGY PASTRY HAS BEEN REVEALED AS A FICTITIOUS says: HABUUUUU
☆  Habu Horrendous Haddock III ★ says:
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY WHAT GOES ON
THE DELICIOUS SPONGY PASTRY HAS BEEN REVEALED AS A FICTITIOUS says:
HABU I WAS THINKIN OF YAH!
☆  Habu Horrendous Haddock III ★ says:
Awwww

THE DELICIOUS SPONGY PASTRY HAS BEEN REVEALED AS A FICTITIOUS says:
mhm
you were naked
☆  Habu Horrendous Haddock III ★ says:
Why were you thinkin og m
....
hot
THE DELICIOUS SPONGY PASTRY HAS BEEN REVEALED AS A FICTITIOUS says:
ikr uwu
☆  Habu Horrendous Haddock III ★ says:
I was thinking of you, too
THE DELICIOUS SPONGY PASTRY HAS BEEN REVEALED AS A FICTITIOUS says:
really?
☆  Habu Horrendous Haddock III ★ says:
yep
only you were making out with another guy
THE DELICIOUS SPONGY PASTRY HAS BEEN REVEALED AS A FICTITIOUS says:
HE WAS HOT?
☆  Habu Horrendous Haddock III ★ says:
YESSS
THE DELICIOUS SPONGY PASTRY HAS BEEN REVEALED AS A FICTITIOUS says:
TELL ME MORE!
☆  Habu Horrendous Haddock III ★ says:
HE WAS BLONDE AND HAD MANY A SCAR
AND TWINKING BLUE EYES
AS WELL AS RIPPLING MUSCLES, DRIPPING WITH SWEAT
HE APPROACHED YOU FROM ACROSS THE BAR
YOUR EYES STRAYED UP, AND AT FIRST GLANCE, YOU KNEW
YOU WANTED HIM INSIDE YOU
THE DELICIOUS SPONGY PASTRY HAS BEEN REVEALED AS A FICTITIOUS says:
OH BOY OH BOY
AND THEN WHAT HAPPEND?!
☆  Habu Horrendous Haddock III ★ says:
YOU TWO STARTED MAKING OUT, WITH YOU WEAKLY PROTESTING, "I'M NOT GAY, NNN!" AND HE WOULD HUSH YOU WITH TENDER KISSES.
Then you fucked like rabbits.
CB
THE DELICIOUS SPONGY PASTRY HAS BEEN REVEALED AS A FICTITIOUS says:
...
He was gentle?
☆  Habu Horrendous Haddock III ★ says:
...
very
...
I need to get out more.</sup>

[haley.]

►►)                      Kitty-Cat Man             says:
*DO IT
*FOREVAR
*and never ask to read my fic ever HAHAHAH WHO SAID THAT NOT ME
{               haleyheroin         } says:
*IT'S OK. I WON'T EVER ASK, I PROMISE.
            ►►)                      Kitty-Cat Man             says:
*9 u 9
*well it is not for my sake
*it is for yours
*your fragile little mind would melt
*and that would be gross
*and I'd have to clean it up
*/lazy
{               haleyheroin         } says:
*i love you.
            ►►)                      Kitty-Cat Man             says:
*this is sudden
{               haleyheroin         } says:
*you saw this coming admit it.
            ►►)                      Kitty-Cat Man             says:
*I..I...can't
*HALEY, YOU HAVE TO KNOW
*I...am really
*a llama
*And I am not the father of your child.
{               haleyheroin         } says:
*...........................................why habu
*why didn't you tell me
            ►►)                      Kitty-Cat Man             says:
*All those nights that I watched Jade carress and have sex with your unconscious body, I just...
*believe me, I wanted to
*but somehow I knew
*it would only make things worse for the two of us
*WHEN KIM WAS BORN, I I
*I suppose I thought I could force myself into that mold, be the perfect husband for you
*But now I see I...I can't
*you deserve better
*I'm sorry to have mislead you.
{               haleyheroin         } says:
*...I need time to think about this...
            ►►)                      Kitty-Cat Man             says:
*(for the record I about pissed my pants writing that)
*I understand.
{               haleyheroin         } says:
*( ... /AMAZING CONVO'S THREAD )
            ►►)                      Kitty-Cat Man             says:
*(HELLS YEAH)

[jadedcobrah]

♥ ||   affectionateStitches         says:
*did
*did habu ever tell you the conclusion we came to the other day

            {    haleyprincessface     }      says:
*no i don't think she did no

              ♥ ||   affectionateStitches         says:
*we came to the conclusion that dave totally - possibly secretly - loves iCarly. allot. no idea why we did, but it was done.

            {    haleyprincessface     }      says:
*That's kinda awesome.
*DID I EVER SHOW YOU THE ICARLY NIP SLIP?
 
             ♥ ||   affectionateStitches         says:
*NO BUT HABU DID
*and then we made the aformented conclusion and it was awesome
*life is good
 
           {    haleyprincessface     }      says:
*DAVE MUST'VE FREAKED HIS SHIT WHEN HE SAW THAT.

              ♥ ||   affectionateStitches         says:
*NO DOUBT
*he probably spent a couple hours sazzing about it
*i know i would have if i were him

            {    haleyprincessface     }      says:
*emailing all his friends.
*yep.

              ♥ ||   affectionateStitches         says:
*i know man
*... andrew should make this canon

            {    haleyprincessface     }      says:
*there are lots of things he should make canon

              ♥ ||   affectionateStitches         says:
*i know right

[jadedcobrah]

♣ || facetiousCarcharodon         says:
*/clears throat
*GOD LIFE IS SO
*FUCKING
*GORGEOUS
*IT BRINGS MOTHERFUCKING TEARS TO MY GOD DAMNED EYES

              ♥ ||   affectionateStitches         says:
*i like apple juice
*it is bewtiful
*am i right
*i am totally right
*man i am so intelli
*oh look apple juice
 
             ♣ || facetiousCarcharodon         says:
*GOD FUCKING DAMN IT WILL YOU LOOK AT HOW IT GLISTENS IN THE SUNLIGHT
*FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

              ♥ ||   affectionateStitches         says:
*amg inorite

              ♣ || facetiousCarcharodon         says:
*FUCK YES
*FUCK
*YES
*GIVE ME SOME OF THAT SHIT. EVERYTHING HERE IS FUCKING WONDERFUL.

              ♥ ||   affectionateStitches         says:
*ok

              ♥ ||   affectionateStitches         writes:


              ♣ || facetiousCarcharodon         says:
*OMG
*retarded karkat is so fucking beautiful i might cry

              ♥ ||   affectionateStitches         says:
*( i am laughing so hard i am going to die )
*yay apple juse
*hey karkat do you like your apple juse
*i like my apple juse
*it are nummy

              ♣ || facetiousCarcharodon         writes:


              ♣ || facetiousCarcharodon         says:
*/DOUSES SELF WITH JUICE
*AMG
*IT R SO FUKIN GUD
*/RUBS APPLEJUICE ALL OVER

              ♥ ||   affectionateStitches         says:
*( i am dying oh god )
*yey apple juse

              ♣ || facetiousCarcharodon         says:
*(SAME DEAR FUCKING GOD0
*amg
*AMG DAV
*DAV
*AMG

              ♥ ||   affectionateStitches         says:
*amg what

              ♣ || facetiousCarcharodon         says:
*AMG
*UR BRO
*HE DED

              ♥ ||   affectionateStitches         says:
*amg amg amg
*oh noes


              ♣ || facetiousCarcharodon         says:
*WAT
*HOW THIS HPPN

              ♥ ||   affectionateStitches         says:
*i dun no

              ♣ || facetiousCarcharodon         says:
*DAV

              ♥ ||   affectionateStitches         says:
*lets blame john

              ♣ || facetiousCarcharodon         says:
*DAV
*SHH
*DAV
*SHH
*SHH
*OH

              ♥ ||   affectionateStitches         says:
*what

              ♣ || facetiousCarcharodon         says:
*OK
*SHH

              ♥ ||   affectionateStitches         says:
*wat

              ♣ || facetiousCarcharodon         says:
*ITS OK
*I WIL HULD YOO
*I WILL BE
*UR NU BRO

              ♥ ||   affectionateStitches         says:
*o yay

              ♣ || facetiousCarcharodon         says:
*YUS
*/STROKES HAIRS

              ♣ || facetiousCarcharodon         writes:


              ♣ || facetiousCarcharodon         says:
*IS OK
*I HAV U

              ♥ ||   affectionateStitches         says:
*new bro u r so cool
*( I AM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD OH MY GOD HABU YOU DO NOT EVEN FUCKING KNOW AMG )

              ♣ || facetiousCarcharodon         says:
*I NO
*I NO SHIT I NO
*STAY AWAI FRUM STAIRS

              ♥ ||   affectionateStitches         says:
*ok

              ♣ || facetiousCarcharodon         says:
*I WARN U BOUT DEM

              ♥ ||   affectionateStitches         says:
*stairs are bad
 
             ♣ || facetiousCarcharodon         says:
*I TELL U

              ♥ ||   affectionateStitches         says:
*dey hurt me sometiems

              ♣ || facetiousCarcharodon         says:
*SHHH SHH
*IS OK
*BRO HAV U

              ♥ ||   affectionateStitches         says:
*yey

              ♣ || facetiousCarcharodon         says:
*DA
*DAV
*DAV
 
             ♥ ||   affectionateStitches         says:
*wat

              ♣ || facetiousCarcharodon         says:
*JOHN
*DAV
*YOU R
*MY SUNSHIN

              ♥ ||   affectionateStitches         says:
*wat wat

              ♣ || facetiousCarcharodon         says:
*MAI ONLEE
*SUNSHIN
*U MAEK ME HAPPEE
*WHEN SKY R GREY
*U NEVR NO DEERS
*HAOW MUCH I LUV U
*OK OK NO BUT FOR SERIOUS LET US FUCK JOHNS SHIT UP

              ♥ ||   affectionateStitches         says:
*( i am choking on my spit amg )
*( ok ok i'm fine now )
*no new bro
*i lav him

              ♣ || facetiousCarcharodon         says:
*(I STOPPED BREATHING LONG AGO)

              ♥ ||   affectionateStitches         says:
*even if he did kill old bro

              ♣ || facetiousCarcharodon         says:
*I NVR HAD A BRO BEFORE
*I NVR HAD A BRO
*LIEK U
*U R
*DA BEST LIL BRO
*EVER

              ♥ ||   affectionateStitches         says:
*oyay

              ♣ || facetiousCarcharodon         says:
*I GOT U
*A GEEFT

              ♥ ||   affectionateStitches         says:
*i like being da best lil bro
*rly
*u did dat for mee

              ♣ || facetiousCarcharodon         says:
*UV CURSE

              ♥ ||   affectionateStitches         says:
*amg best bro eva

              ♣ || facetiousCarcharodon         writes:


              ♥ ||   affectionateStitches         says:
*amg its a
*wat exactly is it

              ♣ || facetiousCarcharodon         says:
*(karkat's hair: not even trying anymore)
*it is
*it is
*an anime figureine

              ♥ ||   affectionateStitches         says:
*aaaamgggggggggg

              ♣ || facetiousCarcharodon         says:
*worth ten million dollars
*in japan
*but here it is worthless

              ♥ ||   affectionateStitches         says:
*amg amg u r da best bro evar