Amazing conversations

[haley.]

♫Prinzessin Haley; ✖ says:
your icon is ironic. i'm writing a fanfic about gilbert telling everyone he knows about robot unicorn attack.
[c=#00FF00]Kim[/c]✠ says:
OHMYGOD HALEY I HAVE TO HAVE TO READ THAT
♫Prinzessin Haley; ✖ says:
KIM, I JUST... OH DEAR GOD
IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL
[c=#00FF00]Kim[/c]✠ says:
I'M SURE IT IS- NO WAIT. ITS NOT BEAUTIFUL ITS HANDSOME
♫Prinzessin Haley; ✖ says:
there is a distinct difference

[dizz ✖]

dizz says:
*too bad you don't live at the part that's right next to canada ffff. it looks like it's gonna break off of new york any second lolol.
♥Kim says:
*ffff lol I know %D
dizz says:
*YOU KNOW one time i heard that new york was america's nipple, virginia was the belly button and florida was the penis... which i find funny DERP. /shot
♥Kim says:
*FFFFFF OH MY GOD. LOL.
dizz says:
*LOL IKR. I'VE NEVER BEEN SO PROUD TO LIVE IN FLORIDA IN MY LIFE.
♥Kim says:
*:') YOU SHOULD BE PROUD NHGFGHJKMJNBVFTYHJ
dizz says:
*YOU SHOULD BE PROUD TO LIVE IN NEW YORK TOO
♥Kim says:
*I AM BRO. I AM.
dizz says:
*it's funny how well that fits lolol. I MEAN i always kinda thought that florida looked... awkward or something but i never thought of the rest of the states. and it's funny because when i think of america i think of alfred and then i think of where i live and LOL i'll shut up.
♥Kim says:
*xDDD you don't have to shut up.
dizz says:
*most people tell me i live inside alfred's penis which is... weird to think of
♥Kim says
*...FFFFFFFFFF OH GOD LOL. That IS weird to think of.
dizz says:
*EEEEEXACTLY. BUT THEN AGAIN, YOU LIVE IN NEW YORK SO.
♥Kim says:
*YYYYEAAAAAH. THATS ALSO WEIRD TO THINK OF.
dizz says:
*THEN WE HAVE HALEY LIVING IN ALFRED'S BELLY BUTTON.
♥Kim says:
*ohmygod THIS IS SO LIKE WEIRD TO THINK ABOUT FGYHJKIUJYGB
dizz says:
*HAHAHAHA i'm sorry i made you think of this skjfdmngf LOL

[jadedcobrah]

iJADED says:
OH MY GOD. URSULA.

Ursula says:
dude is so sexy, omfg
yes?

iJADED says:
This morning. I named my right arm Tornado, and my left Hurricane...
"Lilapsophobia- Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes."
that would technically be the fear of my arms. XDD

Ursula says:
I LOL'D
XDD

iJADED says:
I know. It's wonderful.
*FRUK

Ursula says:
it is, dude.

iJADED says:
wonderfruk.. yeah.
YEAH.
ftw.

Ursula says:
I should name my arms too -copycat-
LIKE

iJADED says:
YES. DO IT.

Ursula says:
WE SHOULD ALL NAME OUR ARMS AND WRITE ALL OVER THEN
IT WOULD MAKE A MUCH BETTER WORLD
LIKE
FTW

iJADED says:
My dad's named his Lightning and Thunder, Mine are Tornado and Hurricane, and my brothers are Burrito and Tortilla. <:
OH - OH! Ursula, look at this!
"Medomalacuphobia- Fear of losing an erection."

Ursula says:
epic
LOLOL

iJADED says:
I bet France has that one.

Ursula says:
men are actually afraid of that, tho xDD
LOL YES

iJADED says:
"Medorthophobia- Fear of an erect penis."
And England has that one.

Ursula says:
......DUDE, LOLOMG
there are phobias for everything, seriously xDD

iJADED says:
I know. It's wonderfruk.

[haley.]

♫Prinzessin Haley; ✖ says:
-snugglefondle-
[c=#97BF39]★[/c]Molii [c=#C63336]✖[/c] says:
*cuddlegrope*
♫Prinzessin Haley; ✖ says:
oh who is touching my behind
[c=#97BF39]★[/c]Molii [c=#C63336]✖[/c] says:
idk
c: *grope*
♫Prinzessin Haley; ✖ says:
whoever it is should keep doing it because it feels spectacular mmmyes

[haley.]

♫Prinzessin Haley; ✖ says:
i'm a sunshine girl. ;u;
iJADED says:
YOU ARE MY SUNSHINEEE MY ONLY SUNSHINE, YOU MAKE ME HAPPYYYY WHEN SKIES ARE GREEEYYY~
♫Prinzessin Haley; ✖ says:
IF I EVER FIND A SUITOR, THEY NEED TO SING THAT SONG TO ME
iJADED says:
If I ever find a suitor myself, mine MUST sing Rick Astley songs at random.
♫Prinzessin Haley; ✖ says:
I would :I
iJADED says:
... ;;u;; you're such a sweet Harey, yes you are.
♫Prinzessin Haley; ✖ says:
I swear one day I'm going to like creep into your room and sing 'sleeping' by rick astley to you. i swear it
iJADED says:
that would be so fucking wonderful just - oh my god. ;_________;
♫Prinzessin Haley; ✖ says:
and i woud caress your face softly. and sing a couple lines in french. I would sing you Rick Astley in french, Jade.
iJADED says:
....... Oh my god I would - I would come so hard that would just be - It'd be like.. Heaven on Earth. Have I mentioned I loved you lately?
♫Prinzessin Haley; ✖ says:
...I don't think you have lately, actually. :I but I know you do. so it's cool. <3

[jadedcobrah]

Ursula says:
where were wee?

iJADED says:
I was all
"BITCH GIVE ME SOME IDEAS FOR CSA/USA DOODLES"

Ursula says:
OH THATS RIGHT
...you could draw CSA in the top of USA yelling something. i dont know, something like: 'I WANT YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH.'
/wut

iJADED says:
..... HNNNNNNNGHHH 09fidsafsd
XDD

Ursula says:
BUT SOUTHERN SOUNDING

iJADED says:
"AH WANT YUR DICK IN MAH MOUTH, YANKEE BOI."

Ursula says:
LOL YES

iJADED says:
I don't know whether to be turned on or very disturbed.
WAIT WAIT - NO.

Ursula says:
xDDDD

iJADED says:
NO.
THAT IS WRONG RESPONCE.
.......
I AM DEFINITELY NOT AROUSED BY THIS.
...
ok maybe just a little.

Ursula says:
omg, yes

iJADED says:
... that's going on RA.

Ursula says:
CSA: I'M DEFINATLY NOT AROUSED BY THIS. USA: -wearning nothing but a peach covering his proprieties- CSA: ...ok, maybe just a little.

[haley.]

♫Altesse La Haley; ✖ says:
...y-your raped canada face
i love that icon ;u;
I counter it with the following:
[c=#8000FF]di[/c=21][c=21]zz ☮[/c=20] says:
ahuhu. thank you. = u = i love it aswell.
♫Altesse La Haley; ✖ says:
i think we may have the best icons evur
[c=#8000FF]di[/c=21][c=21]zz ☮[/c=20] says:
OH FFFFF. WE DO HAVE THE BEST ICONS EVUR.
♫Altesse La Haley; ✖ says:
OH CANADA *RIPS SHIRT OPEN*
GWAH! *ARROUSED BUT SHOCKED*
[c=#8000FF]di[/c=21][c=21]zz ☮[/c=20] says:
*RESISTING URGE TO TOUCH*
♫Altesse La Haley; ✖ says:
*WOULD LOVE THAT TOUCH, BUT DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO EXPRESS IT*
[c=#8000FF]di[/c=21][c=21]zz ☮[/c=20] says:
*INCHES CLOSER*
♫Altesse La Haley; ✖ says:
*WHIMPERS INCOHERENTLY*
. . .
[c=#8000FF]di[/c=21][c=21]zz ☮[/c=20] says:
*HOLDS HANDS OUT*
♫Altesse La Haley; ✖ says:
*PUFFS CHEST OUT MORE*
[c=#8000FF]di[/c=21][c=21]zz ☮[/c=20] says:
... *EMBRACES*
♫Altesse La Haley; ✖ says:
*LAUGHS NASALY, HIS CHEST HAIRS WIGGLING OUT TO CARESS*
[c=#8000FF]di[/c=21][c=21]zz ☮[/c=20] says:
...oh. fuck. i have to go. |:C GOODNIGHT, HALEY MY LOVE
♫Altesse La Haley; ✖ says:
FFFFFFF. OK, good niiiiight. iluuuu!
[c=#8000FF]di[/c=21][c=21]zz ☮[/c=20] says:
ilu moaaarr
♫Altesse La Haley; ✖ says:
i'm posting this on RA by! the way. < u > sleep tight
[c=#8000FF]di[/c=21][c=21]zz ☮[/c=20] says:
you too~

[jadedcobrah]

Kim ✠ says:
OH YAYAYAY
I JUST - wait I was going to say something really retarded but I forgot sob

iJADED says:
AWW MAN, I wanted to hear something retarded. :C

Kim ✠ says:
I'll try to remember. OR THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE RETARDED HNNNNG

iJADED says:
You're such a saint. ;;U;;
I found our lovechild, Kim. I found our lovechild.
www.unowen.net/tegaki/dblog.php?u=92588&e=950328

Kim ✠ says:
HEY I KNOW THAT PERSON. AND YES JADE ;U; That is our love child.

iJADED says:
YOU DO? AWESOME, BECAUSE I DON'T. *SHOT*
I don't know our own child, aren't I horrible.

Kim ✠ says:
Well I don't know her. I just kinda stalk her. That's right, Jade. I stalk our child.

iJADED says:
Oh gee, Kim. Oh. Gee. Willikers.

[dizz ✖]

dizz ☮ says:
*AAAAAAAAAAH
*NOT AGAIN
♫Altesse La Haley; ✖ says:
*OH YES
*IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN :eyes:
dizz ☮ says:
*I-- YOU-- FFFF!! *RESISTING URGE TO TOUCH AGAIN*
♫Altesse La Haley; ✖ says:
*YOU'RE SELF-CONTROL... I CAN SMELL IT DYING.
dizz ☮ says:
*SH-SHUT UP. I HAVE AMAZING SELF CONTROL!!
♫Altesse La Haley; ✖ says:
**STEPS CLOSER* DO YOU? DDDOOOO YYYOOOUUU?
dizz ☮ says:
*Y-YES! *MOVES HANDS SLIGHTLY CLOSER*
♫Altesse La Haley; ✖ says:
*you're almost there
*just
*touch it
*it wants you just as bad as you want it
dizz ☮ says:
*...FFFF. *touches*
♫Altesse La Haley; ✖ says:
**chest hair wraps around the finger* NOW I HAVE YOU (<3)
dizz ☮ says:
**even more aroused*
♫Altesse La Haley; ✖ says:
*oh you. /caress
dizz ☮ says:
*... |:c i-i hate you.
♫Altesse La Haley; ✖ says:
*shhhhhh. *touchtouchfondle* shhhhh.
dizz ☮ says:
*> n > ;;
♫Altesse La Haley; ✖ says:
*that's right. just accept it, cher.
dizz ☮ says:
*but i don't want to, eh.

[haley.]

Cal Pal says:
Uplooded songs for the walrus
♫Altesse La Haley; ✖ says:
FFF. I never told you I got back, I'm sorry. < _ > The walrus?
Cal Pal says:
ftw
for the win
for the walrus
No idea, I'm an idiot
♫Altesse La Haley; ✖ says:
The walrus is my spirit animal.
Cal Pal says:
LOL
Makes me think of Hot Rod
♫Altesse La Haley; ✖ says:
...OK when you say Hot Rod I think of Hot Rod from transformers.
Cal Pal says:
LOLOLOL
You are amazing for knowing the Transformers
Rape is so apparent
♫Altesse La Haley; ✖ says:
I own the first four seasons of the animate series of the 80's. You'd be raping a dork, I promise you.
Cal Pal says:
LOLOL, oh my god that's rad as hell
And I'm down for that nerdiest-kids.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/pedobear.png
♫Altesse La Haley; ✖ says:
Would this be a good time to mention I'm a loli?
Cal Pal says:
WIN

[__molii ★]

★Molii ✖ dice:
*afuf.
*i wish i had an older bro.
*I-I'VE ALWAYS WANTED ONE ;A;
♫Altesse La Haley; ✖ dice:
*... < U > i will share damian with you
★Molii ✖ dice:
*'kay < u >
♫Altesse La Haley; ✖ dice:
*he's only 23. :T which is ten years younger than my mom.
★Molii ✖ dice:
*HEY WAITASECOND
*AJNDSLNCASLDMCSÑDÑDKLVÑFDFDMLVDFNBVFDG
*MZXNS,,CDDDLÑFSKÑLFSDÑKGSD
♫Altesse La Haley; ✖ dice:
*AND HE'S A KICKASS ARTIST. I NEED TO GO AND FIND YOU WHAT HE DREW FOR ME
★Molii ✖ dice:
*ALÑKSD´SLÑ´DLFDVÑFD,VLÑFD,
♫Altesse La Haley; ✖ dice:
*WAT
★Molii ✖ dice:
*SLDMGFLSÑDGF
*REMEMBER THAT DREAM YOU HAD??
*WITH THE COWS AND THE DEAD GIRL??
♫Altesse La Haley; ✖ dice:
*...YEAH
**SHIVERS*
*WHY?
★Molii ✖ dice:
*REMEMBER YOU WERE TALKING WITH A BOY, WHO WAS TRYING TO CALM YOU DOWN??
*WHAT IF-- WHAT IF HE'S DAMIAN???
♫Altesse La Haley; ✖ dice:
*OH, SILLY THAT WASN'T DAMIAN. I THINK. Honestly, I think it was more the personifaction of reason. Which I was not listening to during the time. BUT IDK BRO. MAYBE
★Molii ✖ dice:
*WHY YOU BREAK MY ILLUSION
♫Altesse La Haley; ✖ dice:
*/BREAKS
★Molii ✖ dice:
*I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA SAY
*"...CAMILA. YOU'RE A GENIUS."
*OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
♫Altesse La Haley; ✖ dice:
*WELL
*I'LL MAKE IT UP NOW
*...OH MY GOD
*CAMILA
*YOU'RE A GENIUS
★Molii ✖ dice:
*IKR
*I MEAN
*OH HALEY. THANK YOU.
♫Altesse La Haley; ✖ dice:
*oh you

[haley.]

iJADED says:
also, WapanxJapan is my newest otp.
♫Altesse La Haley; ✖ says:
W-Wapan?
iJADED says:
VERY ONGOING JOKE BETWEEN ME AND BETHAN.
Wapan is a micronation somewhere in America.
That is incredibly fucking gay for Japan.
♫Altesse La Haley; ✖ says:
oh my god
iJADED says:
But Japan is like, scared shitless of her.
to quote Bethan; "she sees the basball bat as a bunch of roses when she' getting beaten into submittion by him for self defence."
♫Altesse La Haley; ✖ says:
oh my god
that is my new OTP
iJADED says:
omg I know.
She's gonna be on Bethan's sheirfaggot account, just so you know. CB DERP SO *Jack Black mode* YEAAAAAAHHHHH
♫Altesse La Haley; ✖ says:
jack black is my hero
ALRIGHT SO I HAVE THIS THEORY
The bad touch trio are secretly alive and well in modern society. Prussia is Jack Black, Spain is Ellen Degeneres, I JUST DON'T KNOW WHO FRANCE IS
iJADED says:
France is Rick Astley. Clearly. no, jk. But that would be cool.
KARA SAYS THAT THE BAD TOUCH TRIO ARE SECRETLY THE POWERPUFF GIRLS, THOUGH.
♫Altesse La Haley; ✖ says:
SJEIROKSERJIOKSLERUISER.
OH PLEASSE
PLLLEEEEAAASSSEEEE
iJADED says:
Prussia would look so cute in that widdle dress.
♫Altesse La Haley; ✖ says:
*wipes up nosebleed*
i fantasize about girl prussia enough as it is

[jadedcobrah]

FrancyPants, your one and only. says:
LOL
RAIDIO SIAD
ENGLAND PERPARING TO COME BACK AT FRANCE, BALL IN HAND
THAT MADE ME THINK--
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

iJADED says:
OH MY GOD
SEXUAL INTERCOURSE.
GEEZ, ENGLAND, WE ALL KNOW HOW BADLY YOU WANT TO BONE FRANCE.. BUT GEEZ.

FrancyPants, your one and only. says:
OH LOOLLLL

iJADED says:
"HARDER ENGLAND HARDER, O-OOOH MON DIEU-- HARDERRRR."
did I seriously just type that.

FrancyPants, your one and only. says:
... I came

iJADED says:
Damn it, Bethan.
Damn it.
Clean up this fucking mess.

[jadedcobrah]

JadeDogNightMare (5:53:41 PM): I just imagined PrussiaxPitcairn ... because I accidently said Prucairn instead of Pitcairn in my head while I was imagining things.
[e-mail] (5:53:50 PM): oh my god
[e-mail] (5:53:52 PM): It kind of
[e-mail] (5:53:56 PM): They kind of fit, don't they
[e-mail] (5:54:11 PM): HAHAHA HALEY WOULD HATE PITCAIRN IF THAT EVER SOMEHOW HAPPENED
JadeDogNightMare (5:54:33 PM): NO, SHE WOULDN'T YOU SILLY BEAN BAG. *kawaii desu face goes here*
[e-mail] (5:54:54 PM): *hurr also desu yeehaw face goes here*
JadeDogNightMare (5:55:06 PM): I still ship Pitcairn/Norfolk though. BUT PRUCAIRN WOULD BE SO.. SO... SOOOO HILARIOUS MAN -
[e-mail] (5:55:30 PM): HAWAHAHA YEAH
[e-mail] (5:55:34 PM): wait how exactly so?
JadeDogNightMare (5:55:36 PM): oh and then I go and imagine Pitcairn/CSA because they have similar hair styles. and the fact CSA is Prussia's drinking buddy.
[e-mail] (5:55:43 PM): XD
JadeDogNightMare (5:56:06 PM): WELL, PRUSSIA WOULD BE ALL "I'M AWESOME" AND THEN PITCAIRN'S ALL "I'M AWESOMER" then they argue about their levels in awesomeness.. and then they make out. which imo is hilarious. the end.

[haley.]

MoliiMolii [c=#97BF39]☆[/c] Night Fever! says:
i think we need an usuk rp
♫Altesse La Haley; ✖ says:
. . .
ಥ ܫ ಥ
MoliiMolii [c=#97BF39]☆[/c] Night Fever! says:
yes
we do
right now
♫Altesse La Haley; ✖ says:
let's do it
MoliiMolii [c=#97BF39]☆[/c] Night Fever! says:
lolpun
'kay so
♫Altesse La Haley; ✖ says:
aaaaaaa i caught that pun ಥ ܫ ಥ ಥ ܫ ಥ ಥ ܫ ಥ
SO. HOW WILL WE WORK THIS RP?
MoliiMolii [c=#97BF39]☆[/c] Night Fever! says:
( WE NEED THESE FIRST )
( I AM EATING PIZZA TONIGHT )
♫Altesse La Haley; ✖ says:
( I LOVE THESE THINGS )
( I HAD PIZZA LAST NIGHT )
MoliiMolii [c=#97BF39]☆[/c] Night Fever! says:
( AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH )
( mmm )
( let's start randomly? )
♫Altesse La Haley; ✖ says:
( wry, okie )
( ...be let's start randomly do you mean hey haley, let me just start randomly, or do you mean, hey haley, wanna start randomly? )
MoliiMolii [c=#97BF39]☆[/c] Night Fever! says:
( the second one )
( plz? )
♫Altesse La Haley; ✖ says:
( oh pfffft i love you and your brutal honesty )