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Post by jadedcobrah on Sept 24, 2009 18:44:24 GMT -5
Damian bowed in a grateful manner. "Thank you." while the pink haired girl just stared for a few minutes before speaking, "Hey. That's cool. But when your father comes back could you possibly, I dunno, introduce yourselves to us? But either way I'll be telling you right now that my name is Jaded and my partner is Damian." she took a breath before striking a 'I'm just that cool' kind of pose. |
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Post by habu on Sept 24, 2009 18:49:58 GMT -5
Meanwhile, Ophilia zoomed up a tree and began chirping. She grabbed an acorn and starting gnawing on it, occasionally looking up from her "food" to scan the environment, looking out for her natural enemies....owls.
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Post by Ariel on Sept 24, 2009 23:02:37 GMT -5
"What," Wycliff plainly said, the microphone bouncing off his head. "I am so confused right now. So, so, so very confused."
He turned around and smirked, "Oh, by the way. Beyonce didn't have the greatest video of all time, Haley's annoying father."
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Post by jadedcobrah on Sept 25, 2009 15:21:33 GMT -5
Jaded threw a ... a buck-eye that appeared out of no where at Wycliff. "Silly emo, her dad isn't even here. he want to... go get the crazy chick, don't ask my how I know considering I can't read minds, but clearly I'm breaking the fourth wall." Damian glared at her for a few minutes before adding "I apologize for her ... impolite.. ness." |
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Post by haley. on Sept 25, 2009 20:52:24 GMT -5
Haley shrieked, and drew the torn jacket she wore over her head, as if it would protect her. "D-Don't say that," She squealed, squatting to the ground in fear.
Mr. Kanye Wist, turned around and glared at Wycliff. Suddenly he became very menacing and evil. "BUT BEYONCE HAD THE ONE OF THE BEST MUSIC VIDEO'S OF ALL TIME," he roared.
Haley broke into large, elephant tears.
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Post by jadedcobrah on Sept 25, 2009 20:58:50 GMT -5
Jaded gasped. "LOOK WHAT YOU DID, STUPID EMO HERO. You made her cry! I don't know her name but YOU MADE HER CRY!", and chucked a pebble at Wycliff's head. Damian shook his head, and pimp slapped Jaded. "Yes, Jaded. She's crying. This however does not give you the right to yell at, or throw things at, him.", Jaded wimpered. "Jesus christ, Damian.. That hurt." |
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Post by Ariel on Sept 26, 2009 18:28:41 GMT -5
"Ack! Stop throwing things at my head!" Wycliff whined, covering his head. "I didn't mean to make her cry, christ! I was just trying to be entertaining!" He shivered, picking what had been thrown at him out of his white hair, "And I'm not emo, thank you very much. I just pretend to be so that my bullshit 'past' will get me out of any problem I'm in."
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Post by habu on Sept 26, 2009 20:34:23 GMT -5
Ophelia flipped back and forth, hanging upside down from the tree limb, going cross-eyed again. "Hm." She licked her lips. "I wonder if I've been forgotten again." She shrugged, and adjusted her legs to avoid falling down the fifty feet to the ground. "Oh well."
Reaching into her pocket, she removed the little switch blade knife. Reaching into the other pocket, she took out the gnome arm. A little drizzle of what appeared to be gnome blood dripped onto the knife. It seemed to seep down into the weapon with a hiss, and Ophelia yelped, dropping the arm. The knife began to hum. Then with a loud noise similar to that of those cheap Burger King transformer toys that I tried to get but they wouldn't give them to me because I was too old, it doubled, tripled and then quadrupled in size, becoming progressively more intricately designed, until Ophelia was holding a very powerful-looking sword. "Oh." She gasped. "My. That's convenient." She twitched, and her legs spasmed, shaking her precariously. "Convenient: suited to your comfort, purpose or needs."
(HAAW HAW HAW MARY-SUE NESS *shot*)
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