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Post by haley. on Aug 30, 2009 14:40:35 GMT -5
Small tears began to form in the corner of Haley's eyes. "S-So you've been lying to us...? W-Well, that's OK, I guess. We can find something to use. This is gonna be just like an adventure-- Wy, what's that noise? Footsteps?"
With that, she scurried behind her pale friend and cowered. "I-Is it a gnome?!"
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Post by habu on Aug 30, 2009 17:03:26 GMT -5
Ophelia peered around the tree and spotted two somewhat unremarkable people not more than twenty yards away. She wobbled forwards for a few steps, and then stopped when she noticed that they saw her as well. She shifted her weight from one foot to the other, and shouted out loudly.
"HI!" She screeched. "MY NAME IS OPHELIA! THE TV SAYS I'M A DANGER TO MYSELF AND OTHER PEOPLE!" She cackled madly as if it was the funniest joke she'd ever heard.
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Post by Ariel on Sept 1, 2009 1:29:07 GMT -5
"...Nope. It's no gnome," Wycliff stated, crossing his arms again. "It's someone strung out on crack."
He frowned slightly - he came across way too many people in his search for the food treasures in gnome hats. They had either driven themselves insane, or somehow made their own addictive drug to get hooked on, probably made out of tree bark, crushed kitten skulls, and the giggle of a baby child.
He rolled his eyes, "I'm Wycliff, she's Haley, yadda yadda yadda... it's all on page one, Miss Ophie and Anthony. Click your back button."
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Post by habu on Sept 1, 2009 11:08:25 GMT -5
Ophelia wobbled over to Wycliff. "Ooooh, you're pale." She muttered, stretching out his cheeks. "Pale: very light colored; highly diluted with white." She licked her lips, and then gently set her hands on either side of the Albino's head. "It's not good to break the Fourth Wall." She then proceeded to bash her head against his. Hard. Collapsing onto her knees, she whispered, "I see dead people."
(Sorry....she's crazyyyy...XD)
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Post by Ariel on Sept 1, 2009 23:38:11 GMT -5
Wycliff stumbled back in pain - hopefully she hadn't passed on her mental problems to him with that counter-headbang. He sat down on the ground holding his head in his hands, "Great. Fuck. Now everything looks like it's covered in black clouds. I'm passing out. Thanks a lot, Ophie and Anthony."
He looked up at her and scowled, his eyes firmly shut so he wouldn't fall over, "And I'll break the fourth wall whenever I want to. So nyah to you."
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Post by haley. on Sept 2, 2009 10:04:55 GMT -5
Haley had yet to ask Wycliff what 'Opie and Anthony' even meant (weren't those two seperate names?), but she decided to sit between the two new people now sitting on the ground. Frowning, and deciding she didn't want to be left out, she sat down too, looking between the two of them of them.
"So, um. Yeah. What brings you to this.. unnamed... place... we're in?"
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Post by habu on Sept 2, 2009 12:16:26 GMT -5
Ophelia clasped her hands together eagerly as one of her eyelids began twitching. "Let's call it Dead Unicorn Land."
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Post by Ariel on Sept 4, 2009 1:04:12 GMT -5
Wycliff pinched the bridge of his nose as he sighed, "No, not that. How about something neat, like Negacropolis? Or something not cheesy in this insane place."
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Post by habu on Sept 4, 2009 10:34:04 GMT -5
Ophelia pursed her lips together and blew out a raspberry. "You're not kind. I met a boy once who was kind." She paused. "Kind: agreeable, conducive to comfort. That is what you are not." She reached into her pocket and pulled out her pocket knife, flicking the blade in and out. "Cheesy: of very poor quality; flimsy."
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Post by Ariel on Sept 5, 2009 16:20:31 GMT -5
"Well," Wycliff started, "Looks like we have the cliche insane person of this group already here. Fun."
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Post by haley. on Sept 6, 2009 8:33:55 GMT -5
"Are me missing any group members? Don't we get a funny team animal or something?" Inquired Haley, picking at her finger nails, having lost most interest in the conversation at hand.
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Post by habu on Sept 6, 2009 21:42:08 GMT -5
Ophelia spun around and stabbed a squirrel on the spot. The furry little rodent screeched and fell limp, still stuck to the blade of the pocket knife. With some difficulty, she pulled the creature off and then dumped the body in Haley's hands. "For you." She gushed.
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Post by haley. on Sept 7, 2009 11:32:10 GMT -5
Becoming as pale as Wycliff, Haley's fingers began to shiver, much like the rest of her. "T-Thank you," She stuttered. With wide eyes and small pupils, she turned to Wycliff and shoved the rodent in hi direction. "H-Here, Wywy... W-Wanna hold it f-for me...?
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Post by Ariel on Sept 8, 2009 22:26:43 GMT -5
"E-eh..." Wycliff started. He carefully picked up the limp little rodent - still twitching - by it's tail and tossed it into the woods. "No thanks... Hey, mentioning dead little things used for food, I'm hungry for not-squirrel. Any ideas?"
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Post by habu on Sept 9, 2009 19:02:09 GMT -5
"Nooooo." Ophelia licked her lips again. "I haven't had food in a long, long, long, long, long," she took a deep breath. "Long, long, LOOOOOOOONG time."
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