Dream Thread

[jadedcobrah]

UM, I FORGOT THE BASIC DETAILS, BUT UH last night I dreamed that God was bored of omnipotence. AND FOR SOME REASON HE THOUGHT I WAS A PRETTY COOL GUY, so he .. uh, gave me his omnipotence? SO BASICALLY I WAS GOD. AND I CONTROLLED SHIT. AND IT WAS KINDA COOL. And whenever people made me mad, I SUMMONED A FUCKING TORNADO TO JACK THEIR SHIT UP. But otherwise, I was a pretty nice guy even if I was omnipotent.

[jadedcobrah]

so last night I dreamed something weird - I mean, I have NOOO idea what was going on in the dream itself, but the part I do understand is where I was getting a drink from taco bell and I had guns and the taco bell guy would give me more soda if I downloaded some songs for him which I did and I grabbed my guns and was on my way but suddenly it turned into a school, and I accidentally shot my boob from the side. even though technically I should have shot my leg accidentally, since it happened while I was pulling the gun out of my pants pocket.

WHAT.

and the night before that I dreamed I stole something, and a fuckton of people were chasing me, and uh I dunno how one action led to another but I ended up throwing Dave SOMEONE into the street. then he got his head ran over and it imploded in the most gruesome way I could think of and uh then Davesprite SOMEONE'S HOMIE started chasing me and oh god I was so scared that I forced myself to wake up.

[jadedcobrah]

i really wish i wasn't the only person posting on this thread

ANYWAYS

I don't get last night's dream. For some reason I was being sued. And the Cheshire cat was my lawyer. And that fact alone made the judge happy so she decided that the case was closed and I won, and uh. I don't remember why but me and the fams were going through mcdonalds and ... Carina was there and she kept bothering me even after I told her to leave me alone. So I yelled at her. And my parents got mad at me - and they started yelling at me, and I tried to explain that being near Carina has always made me extremely uncomfortable and they weren't getting it and thought I meant that kind of awkward feeling people got when friends change and I was just trying to explain that me and Carina were never really friends - and and, I don't know what happened next but suddenly the dream was a horror flick called 'Cheshire' for some reason, and and I... don't know, but people were going into a freezer.. and they kept dying. Getting all cut up and shit. Blood gushin everywhere, yaknow... Except for me, for some reason. And ... suddenly I was in attic.. looking at a bunch of alice in wonderland themed stuff and GOD I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON.

[habu]

^{YEAH SO I HAD A DREAM THAT ME AND MY FRIEND who was either Haley, Anna or Jade or more likely a weird mix of all three KEPT SWITCHING BODIES but we didn't really care all that much and were able to do some badass shit because of it. NNN I WISH I REMEMBERED MORE OF IT.}

[jadedcobrah]

i have no idea what was really going on but for some reason I had blood all over me in my dream from last night, and i desperately wanted to shower it all off of me but NO ONE WOULD LET ME USE A SHOWER because I was SO FAR AWAY from home and then suddenly I'm in this guy's mansion and he says he'll let me use his shower and then he and his freaky twin sister-looking girlfriend keep trying to kill me and eventually I get pissed off and killed them because I JUST WANTED A FUCKING SHOWER MAN and - I don't even fucking know.

But I want to draw the twin-looking couple because they looked pretty fuckin sweet.

[habu]

OK SO LIKE I was in this classroom that wasn't any of my IRL classrooms, but seemed kind of like one of my Middle School class rooms but I think it was math but I also think it was being taught by my FRENCH teacher, and then we all had to bring specific videos to class and one kid had to bring HTTYD but he totally failed to, so I voulunteered to bring it instead, but then I was all, "Oh, man, but won't watching it at school make me depressed?"

LAME DREAM IS LAME. C'EST LA VIE, AUJORD'HUI EST COMME CI, COMME CA. I spelled that wrong.

[jadedcobrah]

I... don't know. MY DREAM WAS CONFUSING, BUT PRETTY BOSS! Ok for some reason I had a mustache in this dream, and MY GOD WAS IT PRETTY BEAUTIFUL. And um, suddenly WOO DANCE CONTEST, LET'S ALL WALTZ LIKE SEXY MOTHERFUCKERS. But no seriously, it was KINDA BOSS for a DANCE CONTEST... like, see, EVERYONE was in dresses, except for me. who was in the most handsome tux ever. But yeah, see, like, in the dance contest, I didn't really recognize the entrants, except Dave, John, Sollux and Tavros WHO WERE THERE FOR REASONS I DON'T REALLY WANT TO UNDERSTAND RIGHT NOW. AND YES, THEY WERE INDEED IN GORGEOUS DRESSES. Dave's was totes the best, shut up. But um yeah. AND UM SOMETHING HAPPEN, I HAVE NO IDEA but woo suddenly everybody's dancing in the pattern of a triangle. COOL.

and then, the usual. I wake up.

[habu]

OK SO THIS WAS LIKE A WEEK AGO but I found it written down in my notebook, so whatevs:

OK SO LIKE there was this big disaster happening in this city that I lived in or went to school in or WHATEVER, but anyway I was driving through town with either my family or friends, and we were either following the disasterish thing, trying to see what it was, or following it and trying to stop it. Then I was, like, in my school, but it looked like my school only TALLER AND MORE ARCHITECTURALLY PLEASING. Then I drew a giant Fish Hooks mural that everyone was having fun coloring, and then I went to my locker, and there was a mirror in it and for some reason I looked kind of like Sokka from ATLA. Then my old gym teacher from, like, Middle School came up and starting congratulating me on how someone I knew, or possibly me myself, had had such a cute baby and I was all "WTF YOU TALKING ABOUT." Anyway, she opened the locker next to me, and in it was a huge ass computer. She then proceeded to show me this awesome Vocaloid video of Miku and Len that she figured I'd be interested in cuz people IRL are usually like, "OH HEY HABU DRAWS ANIME SHE PROBABLY LIKES SUCH AND SUCH CUZ IT'S IN JAPANESE STYLE", but since it was Vocaloid, I didn't mind this stereotyping, and the video turned out to be really awesome looking, like extremely well done MMD, and the lyrics were, for some reason, along the lines of, "I keep moving to separate myself from the ho yay being forced between me and Len."

[jadedcobrah]

ok. last night. my dream was basically this.

MY BROTHER COMING INTO MY ROOM WHILE I SLEPT, SHOUTING "OH MY GOD JADE THERE'S A NEW HOMESTUCK UPDATE" so I decided to get up, turn on my computer to check ... and then I woke up. HAAHAHAHAHA HOW BORING.

[habu]

<sup>MAKING ROOM FOR A WEIRD ASS DREAM

OK SO, LIKE, FIRST OFF, I was with my family at this gathering of some sorts. It seemed almost magical, but I don't remember whether or not it was, but ANYWAY. We'd been in charge of taking care of something like... BLUEBERRIES, of all things, but for whatever reason, me and my sister - though, looking back, the person seemed more like a friend/sister in my dream that I didn't actually know IRL - messed up, and somehow made it so that the blueberries - but I don't think they were really blueberries; I think they were cursed or something and so not blueberries - were snowing out of the sky. Like, you know... snow. Anyway, we started selling them to the other people for whatever reason, and those people didn't know what they were, and I got the vague sense that we were going to get in BIG TROUBLE eventually, but before that happened, the scene changed.
It changed to a college/classroom of some sorts, but man was it weird. It was a classroom of normal kids next door to other kids at first, but for some reason I got shipped off to the special kids who turned out to be... superheros or something? IDK, they all had really gay costumes. Anyway, they immediately yelled at me - "Get out of here! You're not a hero." - ETC, and kicked me out into the snowy alley just outside. Someone then gave me this weird device that tied like a belt just over my collarbone, and contained a large, silver button. When I pressed it, I was transformed into a look alike of another hero that, apparently, hadn't shown up for class that day. I took her place, but I couldn't resist playing with the device more. At first nobody noticed me changing shape, lol, but everyone eventually caught on and tried to catch me and beat me or whatever it is these superheros - who were pretty nasty for superheros, BTW - did to people who broke the rules. Anyway, I got away by changing shape one more time, but after that I really, REALLY had to pee.
A friend caught up to me and, for some reason, had no problem recognizing me even though I wasn't myself, and we talked about the adventure I had. Anyway, by this point my bladder was, like, ready to explode, so I attempted to pee, but the bathroom we went into was really weird - just, like, hundreds of toilets and sinks scattered around randomly with no stalls. Anyway, I couldn't make myself pee with people watching, so I gave up and ran outside and over to some college down the road, and I was running through packs of students who were studying on the summer lawn, despite the fact it had been winter earlier in the dream, when I woke up.
And the weirdest part is this: usually, when I have dreams that involve my bladder, I have to pee IRL. But this time, I didn't really. It was... really weird. XDDD</sup>

[jadedcobrah]

I dunno what be goin' on my dream last night, but I was on a computer-tv thing. it was kinda like Habu's, having two screens and shit, one screen had - well I REALLY HAD NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK IT WAS BUT THERE WAS BLOOD EVERYWHERE AND IT WAS GROSS.

and the other was just ... homestuck. SO EVEN IN MY DREAMS HOMESTUCK IS A CONSTANT.

I was just sitting there. STARING AT THE HOMESTUCK SCREEN and apparently I knew that it was just a dream cuz then I was all "oh man TOO BAD THIS IS JUST A DREAM AND NONE OF THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED"

and the only reason I said that was cuz the homestuck screen was showing tavros and jade making out - MY LIFE IS SO AVERAGE.

[habu]

^{KAY SO LIKE in this dream, me and my mom were at this convention/gathering/THING that was Halloween related. And before that there was this totally different dream about time travel and shrinking, but I don't remember that. ANYWAY, we were in charge of parking for Americans, since there were, like, several different ethnicities coming to this place. SO, for some reason, my mom had to drive a bunch of cars that moved together like a train. And she did a crappy job, so I proceeded to become pissed at her. Then, we got dressed up in really fancy clothes to go see the Halloween thing, and I was all, "Mom, is this dress really necessary?" And she was all, "YESSSS." But then we ran into this wedding party on the way and I was like, "Whoa, is this what we're dressed up for?" But then the bride started bitching at us for being dressed up fancy when we didn't have anything to do with the wedding, and my mother was all, "Oh, but we just wanted to look pretty next to you!" And I was like, "FFFFFFFFFFMOM >:B". Also, through this whole time, for some reason my dress had a zipper in front and it wouldn't. Close. Over. My. Boobs. So I was constantly having to suck it in and forcibly zip it back up. Which annoyed me to no end. ANYWAY, in the end of the dream, my mom took me to see this pumpkin which was apparently the best/scariest pumpkin ever because it was African American... that sounds so racist amg. ANYWAYYY it wasn't scary at all, and my pissed-offedness for my mom reached his peak, and in the dream I stormed off just before I woke up.
YEAH, SO BASICALLY, JUST A WEIRD DREAM THAT MOSTLY CONSISTED OF MY BEING ANGRY AT MY MOM FOR DOING RETARDED THINGS.}

[habu]

^{Okay, so... I was in Hogwarts with three other kids. Maybe we were the golden trio, maybe not. Anyway, we were in trouble.Like BAD trouble, so bad that McGonnagal helped us escape because it legitimately wasn't our fault, and we were in actual danger. She teleported us inside a chimney in a class or a common room, and somebody lit up some weird, animalistic fire that propelled us- without hurting us- wayyyy up into the sky. Then, we were falling towards the ground in a sparse part of the forest, and we all used magic to land or landed on trees or whatever, I think I summoned a huge air mattress or whatever. When I landed, I immediately started going to the actual thick part of the forest where, for some reason, it seemed to be, like... the Winx Club. And even though I hated that show, I needed to get out of there. I lost the other two members of my little group, but I had to push on. It turned out to NOT be the Winx Club, but instead some actual fairies and stuff. I begged them to take my in because being a fairy would be bitching, and apparently I wasn't a wizard anymore and instead a normal human, so they had total reluctance. Anyway, I followed them into this fairy building, and it was full of spiraling stairs made out of nothing but books. There we met two boy fairies who were all like, PISS OFF HUMAN GIRL, so I felt bad, but the fairy girls were all like oh it's okay for you to stay for a little while. We kept ascending, and eventually found ourselves in a human building, like normal humans all through it and stuff, like a really fancy hotel lobby or train station or airport, and the fairies were totally unnoticed going through it. I actually almost ran into my dad- he came in through the front and yelled when he noticed me, but had a gig or something so he left like two seconds later. Then I followed the fairies and they all kind of sat on fancy pillows or a bench, and I started expressing worry to one of the nicer girl fairies, saying something about how I really didn't want to get kicked out because being a fairy or living with fairies would be so awesome in every way, so she was like OKAY I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE GRAND ONE AND YOU CAN TRY AND PROVE YOURSELF TO HER and so she had just started leading me there and I was really excited and nervous, but then I woke up.}