Dream Thread

[✠Kim✝]

HAD ANY DREAMS LATELY?
Share them with us here.
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[jadedcobrah]

Okay so last night I dreamed I was named Tobi and I got kidnapped by aliens.

So the dream starts out with me curled up in a three person bed with two boys, I assume in the dream they were my brothers since they called me 'sis', One boy had chocolate brown hair and the other had soft golden hair. And then, out of no where, a tentacle alien fell through the ceiling and woke us all up. Evidently the chocolate haired brother was named Tom, and the golden haired brother was named Lex. So then the tentacle alien stares at us for a good while and transforms into a - get this! - human. The alien then says "I am here for the toilet bowl princess!" and .... basically grows tentacles from his now-human head and lifts me out of the bed and carries me away. And then I don't know, something blew up. And then theres a random time skip and me and the now-human Alien are like, jumping off of shit. And not just any shit, that shit would be the houses of people who used to be friends, idk. And I guess the alien dude is called Skurr, because he then says "Skurr likes jumping, yes. Skurr likes this. Don't you agree that this is fun, Toilet Bowl Princess?" and then I'm all "You can just call me Tobi, yo." and then something blows up. And we're at a gas station and some kind of gangster comes up to us with a gun and he throws his arm around Skurr, so that the gun is pointing at his skull and he's all "Okay you two are my hoes now and if you object I'm blowing his head off. Your first mission is to give me a blooooowwwjooob." And then theres another time skip (thank god.) and evidently we've been his hoes for a while now and are used to this. And then Damian shows up out of NO WHERE and blows the guys head off and then he's all "Toilet Bowl Princess, Tobi, I presume?" and I'm all "YES..?" and then he drags me and Skurr away and then the gas station blows up. And then we had to save the world. And then I woke up.

The end.

[jadedcobrah]

I forgot to mention, the day after I dreamt the TOILET BOWL PRINCESS dream, I dreamed me and CSA were having a tea party. It was awesome.

[habu]

^{I actually have a Dream Journal, meaning a fuckload of dreams. Should I just post them all?}

[✠Kim✝]

SURE, BRO! :'D I want to hear about them. asdfdft

[habu]

<sup>Kay, get ready to start "WTF"ing.

Dream: I was in a big empty (sort of room) belonging to some boy I knew who was apparently wealthy. It was a massive room and had a huge, silky and odd bed, with a similar one that was pink, but you had to climb a staircase to get to it. There were lots of stairs you had to climb to get to the room itself, apparently. It also seemed to be in a tower.

Dream: Mom and I were picnicking in a huge field with our cat, Traylor. Some storm clouds rolled in and it started to rain for a little while. After it stopped, I tucked Traylor into the blanket were were picnicking on to warm her up when more clouds rolled in. These ones were red. Then it rained blood. It was disturbing, but not really a nightmare. Later on in the dream, I snuck over to someone's backyard, or fenced off area to talk to a wolf who lived near there. She agreed the rain had been very unnatural.

Dream: I was in a Space Shuttle. Mom, Dad and I were going to Mars to rebuild the atmosphere. I really didn't want to go, but my dad did not care.

Dream: I was in a field with Illiya, my Russian friend. There was this one part of the field where crops refused to grow. Illiya was explaining this would ruin his life-long dream of being a farmer. I was like, "UH....OK then." Then I was walking up a flight of pink and purple stairs with Jade. A bunch of people I knew passed us by as we ascended, but the dream ended before we reached the top.

Dream: I was on a ship, then somehow ended up in a grubby bathroom. This part was unclear. Then mom and I were in a second-hand store, with two clerks, when all the lights went out. Two yellow-ish, ghostly orbs appeared around two small, plotted plants. We ran into the back room, believing we couldn't be reached, but as soon as I realized this wasn't the case, I woke up.

There are others, but I would rather not share them. They're kind of personal.</sup>

[jadedcobrah]

okay so last night I dreamt the usual.

I WAS GETTING KIDNAPPED BY ALIENS, BUT HOLY FUCKING SHIT GUESS WHO SHOWED UP? CS FUCKING A, DRESSED AS ZORRO. AND HE PUNCHED THEM ALIENS and then I don't know what happened but I'm at home on tegaki or something and WOAH ALL OF A SUDDEN THERES A CSAxUSA CLUB ON dA and I seriously fag out about that AND THEN IDK USA WAS WACKING OFF TO WHAT I THINK WAS A PICTURE OF CSA HALF-NAKED OR SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW and then THERES ALLOT OF FLUFFY ADORABLE KISSING AND SHIT BETWEEN CSA AND USA which made my heart sing with glee of course AND THEN THERES A BREAK DANCING ELEPHANT and oh god I don't know .. THEN ONCE AGAIN, I WOKE UP. AND THE WHOLE THING WAS A DREAM AND SHIT.

[habu]

<sup>I had two dreams last night, which is weird for me lol.

Dream: I was in a weird purple building and somehow knew this building was on mars. I can't remember why, but I started singing that "Queen of Mars" song from PnF and all these martians came running. My voice sounded really beautiful because of the acoustics of the building, which made me really happy.

Dream: I was on the computer because I had stayed up way past when I said I should have been on. I started feeling guilty and tried to turn off the computer. But every time I tried to close out of Aim, the internet would pop up and I had to close that, too. So finally I got Aim to close, but then the computer started humming all freakily, and then I panicked and tried to turn off the main power switch, and it turned off, but started humming even louder. So I ran to my Parents' bedroom, where they were awake, and was all, "OMFG DAD I TOTALLY BUSTED TO COMPUTER SOB CRAI" And he was all, "OK, just let me - " And then we heard a huge crash as the computer fell down, and then it exploded.</sup>

[jadedcobrah]

that second dream made me laugh so goddamn hard.

[jadedcobrah]

oh, I found this in one of my dviantart journals:

I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT. hnnnn it was so weird. YOU KNOW MOE FROM THE SIMPSONS? he was there. |:c but for some reason they didn't call him Moe. they called him Kiku in it. YES JAPAN-KIKU WAS THERE TOO - they called him Moe but they called Moe Kiku? I don't get it nor do I really want to. SO ANYWAYS. It was really ... really... gory and retarded and I don't get it so like. BASICALLY EVERYONE WAS DARING MOE TO DO BAD STUFF TO BART LOL and oh my god it was all much worse than the gore in HTF.. coughhhh oh my god. and um the people daring him to do it were uhh CLEVELAND FROM FAMILY GUY, UMMM SOME GUY I COULDN'T RECOGNIZE, and Fred. from youtube. FRED FROM YOUTUBE. so umm yeah so everyone was daring Moe to do stuff to bart like cutting him open in stuff and it was really gory AND moe was all like ";O;" inside LOL I DON'T GET IT EITHER and then all of a sudden theres like this ... bloody ... gut... shaped.. shelf and umm it had pictures of bart in itttttt and then the shelf started talking I don't remember what it said BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE BART so I guess Bart was alive the whole time but was now in the form of a gutted shelf. and then there was like this speech bubble coming from bart-shelf and umm IT LOOKED LIKE ONE OF THOSE NIGHTMARISH CREATURES THAT COME FROM *Veridiann's nightmares or whatever they were I forgot and I'm too lazy to check. THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE WAS THIS DRAGON WHO WAS LIKE "I NEED TO BECOME THE PRINCESS DRAGON SO I CAN BE WED" or something I don't remember anything after that holy fuck it was weird ffffff.

[jadedcobrah]

OK. SO. Last night I dreamed something awesome.

Alright so for some reason I was a magical schoolgirl. So was Habu and Kim. But anyways, I was going shopping, and the cashier guy was trying to kill me. BUT THANKFULLY there was these robot girls working for the cops there to stop him and shit and cashier guy was all "I'm TIRED of resetting my life everytime you and your magical schoolgirl friends screw something up!" idk because apparently we reset time and shit whenever we fuck up idk? Ok anyways so I leave the store with my items and one of the two robot girls there to protect me in case chashier guy decides to try and kill me again or something. And I was carrying around a baseball bat. And then I meet Woody. You know, from Toy Story... except, Woody has become all HUGE, MASCULINE, AND EVIL. And HE tried to kill me. BECAUSE APPARENTLY THE WORLD HATED ME THAT DAY. So me and robot girl are RUNNING RUNNING RUNNING AND RUNNING AWAYYYY and then shit IDK someone comes out of no where and starts talking to Woody so Woody talks about his DESCENT TO EVIL. Or something. And then I dunno me and Robot Girl are heading off to some school I apparently go to, even though I really don't, and WELL THERE'S STUDENTS THERE. SITTING IN TREES AND SHIT. Though I don't really know who they were. But one student looked like Cindy Vortex (from Jimmy Neutron) and another looked like Simon. You know. THE ONE WHOSE DRILL WILL PEIRCE THE HEAVENS. And then um. THE SCENE CHANGES and suddenly I'm stalking a cat. AND THEN I NOTICE THAT THE CAT IS TRYING TO CURL INTO A BALL NEXT TO A MOUSE and then I guess I realize who they are - Tom and Jerry - and then I DUNNO TOM BUILDS A TRAIN THAT GOES ALL AROUND THE WORLD and then stops at my school for some reason and THEN SOMETHING EXPLODED. And then I woke up. It was awesome. The end.

[haley.]

Last night I dreamed I stumbled upon Bailey's new dA because she was frinds with Jade. I've never seen myself cry so much in a dream, it was weird.

Then I woke up and hated myself a little.

[habu]

^{Dream: Something about the Kids Next Door. I can't fully remember. I think that they were doing some sort of mission. Brushing a giant monkey's gross teeth. And before that, I was in hell. And so were Mung, Chowder and some weird turtle chick. Who was totally a deadpan snarker. And before THAT, I saw what was basically a movie for Imogen Heap's "Aha!" which is weird, cuz I'm pretty sure it was the soundtrack for Sweeney Todd, which I've never seen. Anyway, after that, Ron, Harry and Hermione from Harry Potter were all brushing their teeth. And Harry was all, "Dude, Ron, you suck at brushing your teeth." And Ron was like, "I know. How do you not get the foam all over your mouth?" And Harry, like, shrugs or something. Anyway, after Ron left, Harry turned to Hermione and was all, "Man, we need to send him on the next mission - " I was wtfing at this part - what MISSION? HP has no MISSIONS. " - because it will improve his tooth-brushing skills."}

Then I woke up all tangled in my covers and sweaty. CB[/sup]

[jadedcobrah]

Last night, within my dream, I had gotten some kind of illness... and within a week, I had died. I didn't go to Heaven, nor Hell, but rather I stayed on Earth. dream!Me was all "what the hell am I still doing here" and apparently, according to this DOLPHIN THING THAT WAS WEARING A FEZ was all "lolhi. GUESS WHAT YOU'RE LIKE, THE NEW GUARDIAN OF-" ok I forgot what the hell it was but I was supposed to protect it. It was PINK THOUGH, which explains why I OF ALL PEOPLE would be the new guardian, I GUESS, anyways, so I was all "ok. cool." and so there I go. dream!guardian!awesome!ghostlikething!me is sitting on the damn thing, waiting for something to do, and BOOM. SOMEONE BARGES IN ON ME AND THE THING, I don't remember who the person was, BUT IT WAS SOMEONE SPECIFIC. For now I'm going to say it's Habu, because it was obviously a girl. Anyways, PERSON-WHO-I-WILL-CALL-HABU-FOR-THE-SAKE-OF-IT BARGES IN AND SEES GUARDIAN!ME AND IS ALL "OMG JADE IT'S YOU, I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD." and I was all "lol I am dead. I'm just a spirit guardian of this thing or something." and she was all "OMG COOL." and then I was all "yeah, I guess. except that I can't go anywhere unless this thing goes somewhere" so 'Habu' takes the object and my guardian spirit goes along with her, WHICH DOLPHIN-WITH-A-FEZ FOUND OUT ABOUT OHHHH SHIT so then he tells me that I am only the guardian as long as 'Habu' stays alive. and then tells me that I have to go to hell for some reason when she does die. And I was all "BUT YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DID THIS, NOT ME D; I'M A SAINT, I SWEAR. I'M INNNOOOOOCENNNNT" so he was all "ok fine you go to purgatory. just shut up." and I was all "yay c:" so THEN ME AND 'HABU' RAN AROUND TOWN DOING COOL SHIT and then I exploded a house somehow, despite being a ghost. And then apparently things work like they do in ghostgirl, like you can't go through people who can't see you, some can't and some can, blah la la lah... I then discover that my mom and dad are the only people in my family able to see me now, and then I wake up.

[jadedcobrah]

UM OK This dream was so fucked up. But anyways, APPARENTLY JOHNNY SMITH - you know the half-alien dude from Sims 2 - AND SOME OTHER DUDE WHO I DON'T REMEMBER - I'll just pretend it's Ripp ok - APPARENTLY HAD SOME ALIEN CHILLIN TOGETHER AND I WAS ASKED TO BABYSIT IT AND I WAS ALL "WOAAAAAAAH" and then it got sick while I was babysitting it so I had to run to the hospital. Except I didn't know where it was so I asked for directions and the two chicks I was asking were all "who's the father " and I was all "DUDE THIS IS NOT MY KID. PS THEY'RE BOTH DADS. OK. NOW WHERE THE FUCK IS THE HOSPITAL." and then they were all "OH GROSS EW AN ASSBABY" and I was all "WHAT oh right yeah. BUT SRSLY. WHERE IS THAT HOSPITAL" and then they kept trying to stop me from getting to the hospital cuz they were THAT grossed out and eventually the baby just died and I was all "SHIT" and so I had to go tell Johnny I technically killed his baby and Johnny was all "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF YOU SONOFABITCH" and ummmm then I passed out and Johnny was all "oooooh shit" and uhh then I was taken to the hospital and I had some illness that was gonna eventually kill me and SO I WAS DYING ON AND OFF. so the nurses were all "oh. she died. wait, no, no, she's alive again. oh. wait. she's dead again. wait.." and stuff AND UMM APPARENTLY TOM AND JERRY WERE THERE. *STARES AT* but anyways. SO TOM GOT THAT ILLNESS TOO and Jerry was all sad and shit about that and uhhh a bunch of other cats were gonna try pulling some sort of prank on Tom while he's got that illness and Jerry just throws a huge bitchfest and punts them all INTO OBLIVION and uhh I don't remember what happened next (I'm pretty sure Tom died since Jerry was supppppper upset after that ;; ) AND UM THEN UHHHH something happened and I WAS A CELEBRITY AND apparently I got better from the illness that was supposed to kill me for good BUT BECAUSE I'M SUCH A SUE IN THIS DREAM I GUESS NOT but anyways Hermione from HP was there for some reason and she was a doctor and supposed to write about this APPARENTLY UNKNOWN ILLNESS and uhhhh idk but Aang was there too and for some reason everyone hated him for no reason and IDK WHAT HAPPENED NEXT CUZ I WOKE UP. |||:C