Post by jadedcobrah on Mar 12, 2010 16:38:08 GMT -5
I don't know where this came from, It's better if you don't ask. It's short, and stuff.
Title: The tale of a Mary sue.
Author: The one and only JADED~
Characters: Sophia, Kid.
Rating: PG13
Summary: Sophia tells Kid a story.
"L-Let me tell you a s-s-story," She said.
He crossed his arms and looked away, calmly replying, "I'm afraid I do not want a story, especially not from you, of all people."
Grinning, she simply shrugged.
"Come on, K-Kid. You know you want to listen to it."
He simply sighed in response, and sat in the empty chair next to her.
"I'm certain you will not leave me alone until you've told me this story, so I suppose I have to listen to it, Sophia."
She, Sophia, grinned.
"I kn-knew you would s-see it my way."
Sophia closed her eyes, thinking for a minute.
"The story begins with a magical girl named - ah, what shall I call her, oh, yes, I think - Kimino. She was madly in love with a boy. His name was Kid-"
"You- You never said the story involved me!"
"It does, but it doesn't."
"What could that possibly mean?"
"It's you, but they don't act like you. Now sh-shut up and let me tell the s-story."
Clearing her throat, Sophia continued.
"Kimino was madly in love with Kid. Kid seemed to love her as well. Kimino was - OH MY GOD - a neko girl. And an angel. And a witch, a magical animal, a meister, a weapon ... and more."
"Excuse me but what is this shit?"
"This is your story, and you're still not being patient."
Sophia crossed her legs, let out a breath, and continued.
"Kimino had long, light pink colored hair and wore lots of purple. She was so freaking gorgeous and amazing that everyone loved her. She wrote stories about her love for you, and in all of them she never included your friends-"
"Maka, Soul, and Black*Star..?"
"Yes,them, now just sh-sh-shut up for my story. Anyways, one day K-Kimino had to battle demons, which is bad f-for angels. And she did, but she got kn-knocked out. And Kid thought that sh-she died. So he c-cried. O-one of his tear d-drops landed on her necklace, s-so she woke up. And she killed all the demons. And then she and Kid were happily m-married and had lots of babies, d-despite the fact that Kid thought of her as a sister. T-the end."
"... That was awful."
"... A-and your hair is a-asymmetrical."
... And then Kid despaired about his asymmetrical hair, and all was right with the world.
Title: The tale of a Mary sue.
Author: The one and only JADED~
Characters: Sophia, Kid.
Rating: PG13
Summary: Sophia tells Kid a story.
"L-Let me tell you a s-s-story," She said.
He crossed his arms and looked away, calmly replying, "I'm afraid I do not want a story, especially not from you, of all people."
Grinning, she simply shrugged.
"Come on, K-Kid. You know you want to listen to it."
He simply sighed in response, and sat in the empty chair next to her.
"I'm certain you will not leave me alone until you've told me this story, so I suppose I have to listen to it, Sophia."
She, Sophia, grinned.
"I kn-knew you would s-see it my way."
Sophia closed her eyes, thinking for a minute.
"The story begins with a magical girl named - ah, what shall I call her, oh, yes, I think - Kimino. She was madly in love with a boy. His name was Kid-"
"You- You never said the story involved me!"
"It does, but it doesn't."
"What could that possibly mean?"
"It's you, but they don't act like you. Now sh-shut up and let me tell the s-story."
Clearing her throat, Sophia continued.
"Kimino was madly in love with Kid. Kid seemed to love her as well. Kimino was - OH MY GOD - a neko girl. And an angel. And a witch, a magical animal, a meister, a weapon ... and more."
"Excuse me but what is this shit?"
"This is your story, and you're still not being patient."
Sophia crossed her legs, let out a breath, and continued.
"Kimino had long, light pink colored hair and wore lots of purple. She was so freaking gorgeous and amazing that everyone loved her. She wrote stories about her love for you, and in all of them she never included your friends-"
"Maka, Soul, and Black*Star..?"
"Yes,them, now just sh-sh-shut up for my story. Anyways, one day K-Kimino had to battle demons, which is bad f-for angels. And she did, but she got kn-knocked out. And Kid thought that sh-she died. So he c-cried. O-one of his tear d-drops landed on her necklace, s-so she woke up. And she killed all the demons. And then she and Kid were happily m-married and had lots of babies, d-despite the fact that Kid thought of her as a sister. T-the end."
"... That was awful."
"... A-and your hair is a-asymmetrical."
... And then Kid despaired about his asymmetrical hair, and all was right with the world.