Post by jadedcobrah on Mar 12, 2010 7:11:17 GMT -5
Okay, so you all remember Kimino, correct? No? Well okay here's a recap.
Once upon a time Jaded uploaded a picture of her Soul Eater fancharacter, Sophia, singing a part of a song to Black*Star. Then some random girl comes to the picture and says, "it looks like my char in S.E...and i hate blackstar...y didnt u do tht with kido-kun?;-;" And so drama was started because I wouldn't take shit from her.
comments.deviantart.com/1/138046019/1315196653
Eventually she asked me how to deactivate her account, so I told her how. And she deactivated her account.
Anyways, the girl has returned.
kimino456.deviantart.com/
Still claiming that her character is
O MY FUCK'N GOD GUYZ NUT A MERRY SUE!!11!!!~1`1!
kimino456.deviantart.com/journal/30370914/
And I think maybe she's worse than before.
Normally I leave mocking for people like Ariel, but I already told her how to improve Kimino and how she was a fucking sue but the bitch just didn't listen to me and so I'm angry that she didn't even THINK about trying some mary sue tests just to be sure that she was right and - SHE DREW HENTAI OF HER GOD DAMN MARY SUE WITH KID, THAT IS JUST NOT RIGHT MAN. Okay maybe she used a base but that's still WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HER. UUUGH brb mocking. LOTS AND LOTS OF MOCKING.
Once upon a time Jaded uploaded a picture of her Soul Eater fancharacter, Sophia, singing a part of a song to Black*Star. Then some random girl comes to the picture and says, "it looks like my char in S.E...and i hate blackstar...y didnt u do tht with kido-kun?;-;" And so drama was started because I wouldn't take shit from her.
comments.deviantart.com/1/138046019/1315196653
Eventually she asked me how to deactivate her account, so I told her how. And she deactivated her account.
Anyways, the girl has returned.
kimino456.deviantart.com/
Still claiming that her character is
O MY FUCK'N GOD GUYZ NUT A MERRY SUE!!11!!!~1`1!
kimino456.deviantart.com/journal/30370914/
And I think maybe she's worse than before.
Normally I leave mocking for people like Ariel, but I already told her how to improve Kimino and how she was a fucking sue but the bitch just didn't listen to me and so I'm angry that she didn't even THINK about trying some mary sue tests just to be sure that she was right and - SHE DREW HENTAI OF HER GOD DAMN MARY SUE WITH KID, THAT IS JUST NOT RIGHT MAN. Okay maybe she used a base but that's still WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HER. UUUGH brb mocking. LOTS AND LOTS OF MOCKING.
Original ... god can you even call this a fic?! ... in green, mock in pink.
Is a monday night and shinigami comes home from shibusen but when he walks he saw in a trash a lil pink girl dressed in a white linen and near the traash a beautifull neklace with a pearl on it.In tht day Kid had 10 yrs old and he need a partner and with this ocasion shinigami found his partner.
Clearly Kimino sweetest, you don't understand a damn thing about canon... And just - ugh.
*He took her at his house*
Shinigami: kid!liz!patty!come here!
Kid: ok!
*he saw the girl *
Kid: a girl almost naked? "
"(lolXD)"HER ALMOST-NAKED BODY IS ASYMMETRICAL! BURN IT WITH FIREEEE."
patty:lets take her linnen off!:3*grabs a part of linen*
shinigami: ok but Kid...close your eyes!
Kid: ok...;-;
*they took off her linnen and the girl started to fly and she manifests a pure but very strong aura*
the girl:nyaaa*ywans*....im naked!!!
"May the sue be with you." - hold up. What are Liz and Patty doing here?! I'M PRETTY FUCKING SURE THAT LIZ AND PATTY WERE NOT AROUND WHEN KID WAS TEN. And even if they were then that defeats the whole purpose of the "Kid needs a partner" thing she mentioned earlier.
all: ummmmm.....
the girl: *puf*(the clothes appeared)much better :3...but where is my neklace???;-;
shinigami:here!i found this neklace near the trash i found you...
kim:*takes the nelkace* arigatou =^^=
Random Japanese in the middle of Nevada what the fuck.
Kid: umm....excuse me....
the girl: oh! hi! *blushes* =^^=
Kid: w-who are you?
the girl: my name is Kimino Asaki...im a neko angel =^^=
Kid: a neko angel?you have magic spells? o.o
kim: yeah!=^^=...but whats your name by the way?
kid: my name is death the kid o///o
Aside from the fact that this shit is in script form, which I usually hate, the OOC-ness is reaching maximum levels...
kim: nice to meet you =^^=
shinigami: now if you introduced yourselfs we need to disscuss about kimino's presence in our house...lets go to my room
*in shinigami's room*
shinigami: kid....you know tht we have just 3 bedrooms in our house...
kid: yeah...
shinigami: so...kim has no room right?...
kid: yeah....b-but...
shinigami: i decidet you will share your room with her...
kid: WHAT???!!! "O~O"
The fact that Shinigami didn't even ASK what happened to Kimino frightens me. And the fact they already act as if they've known each other their whole lives, but eh. That's mary sues for you, I guess.
kim:....ummmmmm.....
shinigami: she is your new partner and she needs a home...
kid: y-yeah...b-but...
shinigami: srry...but i decidet
*in Kid's room*
kim: im srry ;-;
kid: its okay...i think ill acomode with this after 2 weeks...
kim: ummmm...
kid: about your furniture...we have enought space but we have no furniture
Wait when the fuck did Shinigami decide that Kimino was Kid's partner and the fact Liz and Patty are here still defeats the purpose - tch.
kim: thts no problem...*puf*(her furniture appeared)
kid: wow!and is so symmetrical :3
kim: but i dun have enought space to put the bed...i think we need to sleep in the same bed "-_-"
kid: why me?;-;
"She's sure to have cooties, I just know it!" lets remember that Kid is ten years old here, and ten year olds don't like girls that way just yet - even if Kid was mentally older back then I'm pretty sure he'd think something along the lines of that. Or just object to sleeping in the same bed as her anyways. Yes, I'm rambling on. But I don't give a damn.
*shinigami appeard in theyr room*
shinigami: good work!but i think you need to sleep in the same bed..
kid: why you need to mention tht?Y-Y
shinigami: kim...what are you?a master?a weapon?a witch?a magical animal?
kim: im all of it =^^=
kid and shinigami:what???
kim:yeah!i can transform in a white cat and in a white pistol!i have my sis kinimo in me who is a spear thts my weapon!and i have magic spells =^^=
"... Ah, a Mary sue." ... ALL OF THE ABOVE? I am sorry but that is just fucking crossing the line.
kid: wait!you sayd tht your sister named kinimo its in you?
kim: yeah!kin!come out please!
a girl voice: ok!
*a girl with black hair and red eyes appeared from kim*
kin: hello ppl!
kid and shinigami: jiiiii
kim and kin: lol.......
The excessive use of random Japanese in the middle of Nevada, smiley faces, and Internet shortcuts like LOL do not amuse me in the least, Kimino.
shinigami: we found your partners Kid...
kid: yeah...a strage ones...
kim:*talks in her mind* and i found my boy >///<
They haven't even known each other for a whole day and she's already in love with him. Yeah. That's a sign of a Mary sue right there.
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*in theyr room*
Kid: you know...im iterested in your family...and i rlly want to see your relatives
Kim:hummm....but what you want to know?
Kid:Your relatives name....them work....how they are...
Kim: 1st my mum...Her name is Taylin Asaki...She is the pure magic teacher at Anashime academy from Moon city
Moon city, what. WHAT.
Kid: wow...
Kim:My dad is awfull...he is a crazy criminal tht is trying to become a king of many lands...His name is Maden Asaki
Kid: lol...but you have sis or bros??...Excepting Kin of course...
Kim: yes...many...Kyomino Asaki,Kyonimo Asaki,Izuto Asaki and Kenzo Asaki
Kid:...lol...but why you have so many sis and bros?
Kim: cause my dad was all time divorcing...
... Why. Why - just.. Why.
Kid: ouch...
Kim: ehm...i hate my dad anyway...but my mum real loved him...whatever tht he is crazy...
Kid: i cant understand her feelings...
Kim: i can....she loved is defects too...
Kid: you mean he loved him so much tht she loved her defects too?
Kim: yeah....
Kid: she is real a lover
Kim: yea * blushes*
I'm going to pretend I understood what was written. But seriously - what. I - I understand that this kind of thing is possible in the real world (loving someone who is cruel to you) but - just. Come on. That's just so.. ugh, OHMYGOD.
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* in shinigami's room*
Shinigami: i have a special mission for you since Kim became one of us
Why the fuck are you calling her Kim, her name is KIMINO. There is already a CANON CHARACTER named Kim you DUMB, DUMB, DUMB SON OF A BITCH THAT IS WRITING THIS WANNABE-FIC.
Kid: so....can you tell us
Shinigami: is a very dangerous mission for Kim
Kim: what can be so dangerous?
Shinigami: in Kaymari forest is a abyss...but there its not normal...the abyss is full of demons...and they in the night came into humans rooms and ate theyr souls...
Kim: your right...is very dangerous for me but ill dun evite this mission
Kid:so...lets go then..
*in the way*
Kid: why this mission is so dangerous for you?
Kim: im an angel and there is an abyss full of demons...they emits a very dangerous aura tht makes angels to faint but if they will feel too much of it can die
*Kid stops his skate*
Kid: why dun you told me this?its rlly too dangerous for you!
Kim: i dun want to stop from this mission cause of this!
Kid: you can die there!
And how exactly is that a bad thing?
Kim: i dun care!i will defeat all the monsters there!
Kid: you really are brave!im proud of you
*they are in the in front of the abyss*
Kid you'r rlly sure you can do this?
Kim:yeah!
I for one hope she can't do it. It would be great character development.
* 4 demons came from the abyss*
Kim: kin!transform!
a girl's voice: finally!
* kin transformed an kim roates her 3 times*
Kim: fire element!unlock!
*Kid shoots 2 demons*
Kim:fire star!
*she killed 2 demons*
Excellent details. *sarcastic clap*
Kid: this is not the end....we need to go inside...
Kim: so why we wainting?
Kid: im wrried tht you will die there cause of too much demon aura...
Kim: ill dont die...*she jumped in the abyss*
Excellent grammar. *more sarcastic clapping*
Kid: Kimino!!!* he jumps too*
Kim: i-i i feel s-sick
Kid: i knewd!
*Kim falls and Kid catch her* *Kimino's eyes are closing and she looks like she is dead yet*
Kid: Kim!!!Please dont die!!!* a tear came out from his eyes and the tear fall on Kim's pearl*
*the pearl is lighting and 2 huge angel wings appeard from Kimino's back and she manifests a huge pure and strong aura tht defeated all the demons inside the abyss*
Kim: w-what happened?
Your mary sue powers were unlocked, clearly.
Kid: you are amazing!*wipes a tear fom his eye*
Kim:you cryed?
Kid: no!
*Kim hugz him*
Kim: thx
* at home*
Shinigami: im proud of you Kim...You defeated lots of demons but if you made kid cry....im confiscating all the souls you collected...
Kim: WHAT???
... Yes, because clearly that was funny and something Shinigami would do, yep yep. Totally.
Yeah so evidently thats all I'm willing to read to mock. and It's not like you guys care anyways. I'm just being a bitch. an angry bitch who is.. angry. |:c
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