Haley: ....HEY SUP
Rossiu: Yo.
Rossiu: |D
Haley:
Dr. Stein: Hurrrrr... could I dissect you children?
Rossiu: ... No you may not. D:>
Haley: ...a-ah god
Rossiu: *DOES NOT WANT TO BE DISSECTED*
Dr. Stein: ... Too bad... come here my childrenssss >D
Rossiu: oh hell no
Dr. Stein: CB
Rossiu: YOU .. STAY AWAY FROM ME
Rossiu: YOU GOD DAMN PEDOPHILE
Dr. Stein: >C WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Rossiu: STAY. AWAY. FROM. ME. YOU. GOD. DAMN. PEDOPHILE. *hides under a table*
Rossiu: I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE RAPED BY SOMEONE THAT ISN'T SIMON.
Dr. Stein: *pops up next to him* C:
Rossiu: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUU SIMON SIMON SIMON AAAH SAVE ME SIMON *cries forever*
Dr. Stein: *holds up dissecting tool thing blah* HURR C<
Rossiu: *SOB* BUT I'M TOO NORMAL TO BE DISSECTED THERES NOTHING INTERESTING ABOUT ME
Rossiu: GO DISSECT I DUNNO HALEY JADED KIM NIA I DON'T CARE ANYONE BUT MEEE *sobsobsobsobsobs*
Rossiu: *tries to crawl away*
Kim: YOU CAN'T DISSECT ME CAUSE IM THE GINGERBREAD MAN *runs away*
Dr. Stein: HURR *grabs rossius shirt*
Rossiu: KIM KIM KIM KIMMMMMM SIMON SIMON SIMON I DON'T CARE SOMEONE SAVE ME AAAH *sob*
Rossiu: I DON'T WANT TO BE RAPED THEN DISSECTED. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SOMEONE SAVE ME
Rossiu: PLEASE MISTER PEDOPHILE DON'T RAPE ME .. PLEASE DON'T DISSECT ME EITHER PLEASE PLEASE *sob* PLEASE
Dr. Stein: Ohohoh~ *pulls him closer* CB
Simon: *eats GingerBread!Kim* Ehem.. NEVER FEAR OOC!SIMON IS HERE *hero stance*
Jaded: *APPEARS OUT OF NO WHERE* HAVE NO FEAR, JADED IS HERE.
Jaded: too.
Rossiu: *sobs*
Dr. Stein: D| WHY ARE THEY HERE?! *runs around with rossiu in his arms*
Jaded: BECAUSE HE'S OUR *****, DUH.
Simon: Hurrrr *gallops after him* GIVE ME BACK MY ROSSIU D|
Jaded: .. *b!tch
Dr. Stein: *runs faster* I DONT CARE I WANT HIM
Rossiu: *sobs* Simonnnnnn
Rossiu: WHY DO YOU WANT ME ANYWAYS.
Dr. Stein: Bcause.. YOUR BEAUTIFUL, YOUR BEAUTIFUL ITS TRUE. WHEN I SAW YOUR FACE, INA CROWDED PLACE I DIDNT -
Dr. Stein: KNOW WHAT TO DO.. CAUSE I'D NEVER BE WITH YOU
Simon: D| ..............*tear*
Rossiu: ... *wiggles* Please, just let me go so I can go .. *cough* play video games with Simon.
Dr. Stein: OH FINE. I got better things to do with Spirit anyway. D< *drops rossiu*
Simon: ...ROSSIU! C:>
Rossiu: Simonnnnnn~ I'M ALIVE *dramatic slow-motion run-hug*
Simon: Oh Rossiu~!
Rossiu: *sob* SIMONNNNNNN
Simon: ROSSIU!!! D| ARE YOU OKAY?! *loves*
Rossiu: *snugglehugs* NOTHING A FEW KISSES WON'T FIX. ♥
Simon: OH HURRR *lovekisshug* CB
Rossiu: Mmm, Simonnn~
Simon: Oh Rossiu~
Rossiu: ... Simon... *REALLY CLOSE TO SIMON'S NECK. LIKE SO CLOSE YOU KIND OF EXPECT HIM TO LICK HIM*
Rossiu: ... You... smell really nice.. ♥
Simon: =/////= Oh.. thank you Rossiu~
Rossiu: *snuggles* mmmmmmm... ♥
Simon: heeehee~ *nuzzles*
Rossiu: ... .///u///. ... *licks SLOWLY. LIKE AN ICE CREAM CONE* imhornysimoncantyoutellITSKINDOFOBVIOUS.
Simon: Oh Rossiu~ *squirms* imhornytooifyoucouldnttell o3o
Rossiu: mmm Simon~ *eyes* WHY DON'T YOU AND I .. CHECK INTO A HOTEL.
Rossiu: and ...
Rossiu: get dirty.
Rossiu: *eyes*
Simon: Oh you know it~
Narrator: and so they ran off into a hotel, checked in, and proceeded to have more underaged sex.
Narrator: and yes. they took turns being seme and uke. everybody wins.
Narrator: THE.
Narrator: END.
I thought this was amazing.
