I just wanted to share with you...

[jadedcobrah]

... A little bit of my life. aka my art. *farts*


I still love myself for this.


Piggy back rides are cute so shut your mouth.


Sophia is such an amazing artist.


this pairing makes me happy so shut your mouth.


I LOVE HOW I SHADED THIS therefore I love the piece as a whole.


IF YOU DON'T THINK THIS IS CUTE THEN YOU HAVE NO SOUL. >:I


I love how I handled the effects. SHUT THE FUCK UP AAAAH.


what the hell is this shit.

i686.photobucket.com/albums/vv230/JadedCobrah/STS/AGCB/NEWref.png <- click the link cuz the file is big.
These are like, 65% of my brain babies. ♥ I love them all.
fun fact; Patrisha, Yince and Yance were all made when I was in third grade.

Oh, Brave.


I love the shading.


;___; ♥


BAYBEEZ.


Damian's real form, Hibilit. c:

and that's all for now WHEEE.

[habu]

^{OH OH ME. I MIGHT DO THIS, TOOO}

[jadedcobrah]

DO IT HO.

[habu]

^{HERE, MY SLUT-MUFFIN? *shot*}

[jadedcobrah]

NO MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN THREAD.

[habu]

FINE. WHO AXED YOU? *slaps your ass. And by ass I mean pet donkey.*

[jadedcobrah]

lolz OTL

[✠Kim✝]

. 3. That's a beautiful conversation above.

[jadedcobrah]

beautiful and full of motherly love

[habu]

^{I'm the best god-damn mother in the world!}

[jadedcobrah]

oh baybay

[jadedcobrah]

Straight from my artist's oven comes these delicious SKETCH COOKIES! Who wants to try a bite? I promise they will not let you leave the hotel room UNSATISFIED. okay maybe they will but you'll get an explanation to how things work in my brain (with the whole JadedxRossiu relationship and all. BECAUSE I'M SO GAY YOU PEOPLE HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS.) in the end so it's not all bad.


IMPURE THOUGHTS IMPURE THOUGHTS IMPURE THOUGHTS
they're only impure because Jaded is in them.


ADULT!ROSSIU MAKES A FINE TSUBAKI SHUT THE FUCK UP.


blerp blerp blerp blerp. oh, little Russia.


Gee, you think?

OKAY. Now. as you know I am GAY and like explaining how things work in my brain, yes?

So.

This is how the whole JadedxRossiu relationship works out in my mind:
She shows up somewhere during the whole 7 years [while Rossiu and Simon are still kids, and you know allot could happen within a span of 7 years.], she's all obnoxious and is pretty much a Bunny Ears Lawyer ( tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BunnyEarsLawyer ) and stuff. She thought Rossiu was a girl at first and annoys him more than everyone else. She develops a crush on him for some reason and Rossiu sorta likes her back but won't admit it and is pretty tsundere ( tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Tsundere ) towards her. And since in my imagination he's a nympho, he probably has dirty thoughts about her, too. SO SOMEWHERE DOWN THE LINE they do end up getting together, and end up doing the do AND 5 MONTHS LATER JADED JUST DISAPPEARS FOR LIKE NO REASON AT ALL. And Rossiu's all like "... what." and stuff. THEN YEARS LATER THE WHOLE ANTI-SPIRAL SHIT GOES DOWN BLAH BLAH BLAH then after Nia's ... POOFING-AWAY NESS due to the defeat of the anti spirals and stuff Jaded soon returns, and gasp. what's this? She has a child with her, about 5-6 years old. The child is called 'Russia' for some unknown reason. Jaded raised Russia to call her 'Daddy', and Rossiu 'Mommy'. Rossiu was all like "...what." and Jaded explained that Russia is HIS child, and in response Rossiu was all like "... double what." and then they had a trip down flashback lane and blah blah blah blah.
Also, while Rossiu's hair got longer, Jaded's got shorter.
(Russia also has her 'mommy's eyes, and her 'daddy's determination.)

AND THAT IS HOW IT WORKS OUT IN MY MIND, who the hell knows why.

[habu]

<sup>THE SHOPPING. THE SHOPPING

OH



OH GOD


I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. *dies*</sup>

[jadedcobrah]

I love you too, mom. ♥

[habu]